It seems that every version of this song has different lyrics. Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon recorded a version quite similar to the one in the DT. The Leveller's did one in a wonderful jug band-type style that was basically the chorus sung over and over, along with this one couplet break:

I don't like kisses
and I don't like hugs
I just like lots
of sex and drugs

I've even written my own. Does anyone else know any others?

P.