It occurred to me later that you were probably just giving a shout out to your conservative homies, and I shouldn't intrude. Maybe I'd get to hear what y'all conservatives talk about amongst yourselves if I'd just shut up. I imagine things like "The bad news is my company is going to have to scale back on our illegal business practices, but the good news is we can downsize our legal department".

The horses I meant were the actual positive results of past liberal intitatives, which even most dyed in the wool conservatives today tend to appreciate the constructive value of. Even some of the most awful ones are lesser evils than doing without them.

Besides, did I mention it's also a dessert topping?