Gawd, it's been way too long since I've been around here. There's just not enough of me to go around. Anyhow, does anyone have the lyrics for Mary-Chapin Carpenter's great satire, "You Don't Know Me (I'm The Opening Act)". I heard it on one of the country music award shows some years back, and I thought I had a tape of it, but I can't seem to find it.

Thanks Much,
Bert C