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Thread #61958 Message #999754
Posted By: Amos
10-Aug-03 - 01:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: More Bad Poetry
Subject: RE: BS: More Bad Poetry
I think we should perhaps extend our firmament to include another American star, more polished but no less crude in his sentiments, Edgar Guest, who penned the scintillating sentiment, "it takers a heap of living to make a house a home....".
His remarks on his father are a prime example:
What Father Knows
My father knows the proper way The nation should be run; He tells us children every day Just what should now be done. He knows the way to fix the trusts, He has a simple plan; But if the furnace needs repairs We have to hire a man.
My father, in a day or two, Could land big thieves in jail; There's nothing that he cannot do, He knows no word like "fail." "Our confidence" he would restore, Of that there is no doubt; But if there is a chair to mend We have to send it out.
All public questions that arise He settles on the spot; He waits not till the tumult dies, But grabs it while its hot. In matters of finance he can Tell Congress what to do; But, O, he finds it hard to meet His bills as they fall due.
It almost makes him sick to read The things law-makers say; Why, father's just the man they need; He never goes astray. All wars he'd very quickly end, As fast as I can write it; But when a neighbor starts a fuss 'Tis mother has to fight it.
In conversation father can Do many wondrous things; He's built upon a wiser plan Than presidents or kings. He knows the ins and outs of each And every deep transaction; We look to him for theories, But look to ma for action.