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Thread #61958   Message #999754
Posted By: Amos
10-Aug-03 - 01:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: More Bad Poetry
Subject: RE: BS: More Bad Poetry
I think we should perhaps extend our firmament to include another American star, more polished but no less crude in his sentiments, Edgar Guest, who penned the scintillating sentiment, "it takers a heap of living to make a house a home....".

His remarks on his father are a prime example:

What Father Knows



My father knows the proper way
The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
Just what should now be done.
He knows the way to fix the trusts,
He has a simple plan;
But if the furnace needs repairs
We have to hire a man.

My father, in a day or two,
Could land big thieves in jail;
There's nothing that he cannot do,
He knows no word like "fail."
"Our confidence" he would restore,
Of that there is no doubt;
But if there is a chair to mend
We have to send it out.

All public questions that arise
He settles on the spot;
He waits not till the tumult dies,
But grabs it while its hot.
In matters of finance he can
Tell Congress what to do;
But, O, he finds it hard to meet
His bills as they fall due.

It almost makes him sick to read
The things law-makers say;
Why, father's just the man they need;
He never goes astray.
All wars he'd very quickly end,
As fast as I can write it;
But when a neighbor starts a fuss
'Tis mother has to fight it.

In conversation father can
Do many wondrous things;
He's built upon a wiser plan
Than presidents or kings.
He knows the ins and outs of each
And every deep transaction;
We look to him for theories,
But look to ma for action.


Regards,


A