Mouldy - The Annexation of Bits of Derbyshire was just a passing thought - no specific intentions...
Anyway when you look at it :-
Bakewell - too many tarts!
Ladybower - pretty lake, but not much else there.
Strines - can you imagine the headlines? "It's official - Yorkshiremen have got Strines!!!" Sounds painful.
Snake Pass is almost as bad!
I recall that many years back Chapel-on-the-Filth had a By-pass built around it, and they asked Chapel Morris Men to dance on the by-pass at the opening ceremony. We always reckoned it was a plot so they could try to run them all over...
Quack!
Geoff.