" stranglinfg owels, blar balr bar etc"=
i never strngled no owels, but i used to kill turkeys, [i'm a licensed slaughterrman, i think we a called slaughterrpeople nowadays!], anyeway, our record was 5,000, nbetween 4 of us during a 8 hour shift, great fun! we got a big bonus that week!, you can earn good money killing animuls, [one week i brought home £420 quid!, thats after tax and stuff], i have to do loads of ours, and kill loads of animals, but still is good money.
Oaklet-I think owels are a protected species, under the Wildlife Conservation Act [1980]?. anyway, [especiallyy, barn owles, [yoi not allowed to kiling them].
anyway-if you like to kill any animals you not licensed for, you welconme to borrow my licemse, [ just tell them you name is john from hull, then it will be sorted],,9 you can borrow it for free, just buy me a pint sometime]
anyway- if you killrd some owls already, dont tell anyome, [ you get into big shit from the wild life people}, [ and badgers as well, just se how much hassle it caused that archers bloke!.

anyway-my hobbies is eating, drinkibgf loads of bears, amnd lissuining to music,.john