I had a little brother. His name was Tiny Tim. I put him in the bathtub To teach him how to swim.
He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap. He tried to eat the bathtub, But it wouldn't go down his throat.
My mother called the doctor. The doctor called his nurse. The nurse called the lady With the alligator purse.
"Mumps," said the doctor. "Mumps," said the nurse. "Mumps," said the lady With the alligator purse.
Out went the doctor. Out went the nurse. Out went the lady With the alligator purse.