I was standing on the corner Not doing any harm. Along came a policeman And took me by the arm. He took me around the corner And he rang a little bell. Along came a police car And took me to my cell.
I woke up in the morning And looked up on the wall. The cooties and the bedbugs Were having a game of ball. The score was six to nothing. The bedbugs were ahead. The cooties hit a home run And knocked me out of bed.