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Subject: ode to the 4 letter word From: GUEST,sngstry2@aol.com Date: 16 Mar 01 - 09:45 AM Does anybody know where I can find a ditty called ODE TO THE FOUR LETTER WORD ??? |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: CamiSu Date: 16 Mar 01 - 09:59 AM No, but there's always the F-word song by Lou & Peter Berryman. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Gervase Date: 16 Mar 01 - 10:12 AM Not the old ballad: If you see Kaye... Tell her I love her...? Sing slightly slurred and fast, it's certainly an ode to that four-letter word. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Sorcha Date: 16 Mar 01 - 10:14 AM I found this click here but I don't know if it's the right one. Please post a phrase or two if it's not the correct one. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Mrrzy Date: 16 Mar 01 - 12:27 PM I don't know this one, but I do know "The More Vulgar-Minded" which is a great song. Will check DT and if not there, post here. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE MORE VULGAR-MINDED (from Oscar Brand) From: Mrrzy Date: 16 Mar 01 - 12:33 PM Nope, didn't see it. I have this by Oscar Brand on one of the Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads LPs, I think (Mom's records). Definitely Oscar Brand, but it might be on some other album. Anyway, here you are:
THE MORE VULGAR MINDED
She went for a ride in a Morgan.
Now she had a figure imperial,
Her efforts got honorable mention.
They would crowd just watching her make water.
One night the good fairy came riding,
She said, "Were I built like an elephant,
In spite of the slimmest of chances, |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: BobP Date: 16 Mar 01 - 12:41 PM Would Dylan's "Love Is Just A Four Letter Word" (which I happen to think is J Baez's best work) qualify as an ode? |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C Date: 16 Mar 01 - 01:02 PM Can't say I can think of such an ode but I am reminded of the old WW II story from North Africa in which the officer in his jeep comes upon a truck stalled by the side of the road and asks "What's the problem?" The answer, appropriately enough, was that "The f***ing f***er's f***ed!" That's more of a mantra than an ode. |
Subject: Lyr Add: ODE TO THE FOUR-LETTER WORD From: Micca Date: 16 Mar 01 - 01:16 PM GUEST,sngstry2@aol.com is this the one you mean..??? ODE TO THE FOUR LETTER WORD Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure The Angles, the Saxons those hardy old birds Were vulgar obscene and impure But cherish the use of the weaselling phrase That never quite says what you mean You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways Than as vulgar obscene and impure When nature is calling, plain speaking is out When the Ladies, God Bless'em are milling about You may pee-wee, make water, or empty the glass You can powder your nose, even Johnny may pass Shake the dew off the Lily; see a man about a dog When every ones soused, it's condensing the fog But please to remember, if you would know bliss That only in Shakespeare do characters piss A woman has bosoms, a bust or a breast Those lily-white swellings that bulge 'neath her vest They are towers of Ivory, sheaves of new wheat In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat You may speak of her nipples as fingers of fire With hardly a question of raising her ire But by Rabelaise's beard she will throw several fits If you speak of them roundly as good honest tits It's a cavern of Joy you are thinking of now A warm tender field awaiting the plough It's a quivering pigeon caressing your hand Or the National Anthem-It makes us all stand It's known among men as the centre of Love The hope of the world or a velvety glove But friend, heed this warning, beware of affront Of aping the Saxon--- don't call it a c***
Tho' a Lady repels your advance, shell be kind
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Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: mousethief Date: 16 Mar 01 - 01:38 PM Great song; thanks, Micca! My complaint about 4LW's is that when they are overused, they become useless for their real purpose, which is as a gage of level of vehemence. My stepdaughter never swears, and is teased by her peers at school for being a goody-two-shoes. But when they really crossed her and she hauled off and cursed at them, they KNEW they were in trouble! She said all of them came up to her afterwards and said, "wow, you must really have been angry!" She told us about it and her mother said, "Exactly! That's why you mustn't overuse those words! So when you really NEED them, they can do what you need them to do!" Alex |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Bert Date: 16 Mar 01 - 02:29 PM Thanks Micca, I've been looking for that one for years. When I first heard it it was attributed to A.P. Herbert. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: GUEST,Roll&GO-C Date: 16 Mar 01 - 03:11 PM Any clue what the source of this Ode is? Is it really A.P. Herbert and, if so, who was he or she? Inquiring minds would like to know more. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Micca Date: 16 Mar 01 - 04:54 PM I got that set from, a book called " more Rugby songs", no mention of author... |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word..GOT IT MICCA TNX !! From: GUEST,sngstry2@aoil.com Date: 16 Mar 01 - 05:16 PM Thanks, man. It is the one I wanted. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Noreen Date: 16 Mar 01 - 05:24 PM Micca had the words to |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Bert Date: 16 Mar 01 - 05:40 PM A.P. Herbert was a prolific English author who wrote "Water Gypsies", "Holy Deadlock" and many other masterpieces. |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Mrrzy Date: 02 Jul 01 - 02:32 PM The 4-letter words, the 4-letter words, that never say quite what you mean / We'd rather be known for our hypocrite ways than as vulgar, impure and obscene! Same song? |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: GeorgeH Date: 02 Jul 01 - 02:38 PM I have it at home in a book called "The Lure of the Limerick" which my mother bought me as a going-away present when I went to University (so that's about 34 years ago) . . . The book review she ordered it from forgot to mention that some of its contents were somewhat less than polite. We had many a laugh over that. I THINK it claims the "ode" as Anon. but I'll try to remember to check tonight. Cheers! George |
Subject: RE: ode to the 4 letter word From: Jacob B Date: 02 Jul 01 - 04:49 PM That poem Micca posted is clearly the source for the song Four Letter Words, which Oscar Brand recorded on the album Morality. Mrrzy has already given the chorus of it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ode to the Four-Letter Word From: GUEST,Whit Waterbury Date: 11 Mar 15 - 01:13 PM A.P. Herbert (1890 - 1971) was a writer and member of the British Parliment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._P._Herbert) |
Subject: ADD Version: Ode to the Four-Letter Words From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Feb 17 - 07:56 PM This is amazingly similar to what Micca posted. Up above, Micca says he got it from a book called More Rugby Songs. I think I'd agree with Randolph/Legman that it's likely to be American. -Joe- 76. ODE TO THE FOUR-LETTER WORDS Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure, The Angles, the Saxons, those bawdy old birds Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase That never quite says what it means; You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways Than as vulgar, impure, and obscene. When nature is calling, plain speaking is out, When ladies, God bless 'em, are milling about. You may wet, or make water, or empty the glass, You can powder your nose, or "the johnny" will pass, It's a drain for the lily, or man about a dog, When everyone's drunk it's condensing the fog. But as true as the devil, that word with a hiss, It's only in Shakespeare that characters ———. A woman has bosoms, a bust, or a breast, Those lily white globules you spy neath her vest; They are towers of ivory, or sheaves of new wheat, In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat. You can speak of her nipples as fingers of fire With scarcely a chance of arousing her ire, But by Rabelais' beard she'll give you ten fits If you speak of them roundly as good honest ———. There's a cavern of joy you are thinking of now, A warm tender field awaiting the plow, It's a quivering bird caressing your hand, Or the Star Spangled Banner—you're ready to stand. Believe it's a flower, a grotto, a mink, The hope of the world, or a bottomless sink. But friend, heed this warning, beware the affront Of playing the Saxon and calling it ———. Though a lady rejects you, she'll always be kind, As long as you're hinting at what's on your mind. You can tell her you're horny and need to be swung, Or invite her to see how your etchings are hung. You can speak of your ashes which need to be hauled, It's a lid for her sauce-pan, and "lay" is not too bold. But the moment you're forthright, get ready to duck, The woman's not born yet who welcomes "Let's ———. So banish the words that Elizabeth used When she was a queen on her throne, The modern maid's virtue is easily bruised By four-letter words alone. Let your morals be loose as an alderman's vest, If your language is always obscure. Today not the act, but the word is the test Of the vulgar, obscene and impure. Typescript copy from Mr. E. I., Forsyth, Missouri, June 13, 1949. He got it at Columbia, Missouri, in 1944. It is obviously a modern literary piece, and of American origin from the slang terms used. It has been very popular since the 1940s, seldom recited but circulated in typescript and (despite its length) manuscript copies, also in mimeographed duplicated form, and most recently as "Xeroxlore." But it is no longer often encountered, due to the broad relaxation of verbal taboos among adolescents since the 1960s, during the main decades of the New Freedom. In the 1880s Eugene Field wrote a much more elegant "dictionary" piece of the present kind, on the rhymed framework of an epic sexual adventure, "A French Crisis, or The Fair Limousin," printed in Immortalia (1927) pp. 15—18. And a mere alphabetical listing of erotic synonymies (taken from Farmer and Henley's Slang and Its Analogues, 1890—1909), strung together and broken up into short lines to pass it off as "modern poetry," has been produced by Joel Oppenheimer, as "The Poetry of Porking" (!) printed in Maledicta (1988) 9:94—104, a sad descent from the effervescent charm, in the same line, of Field's "Fair Limousin" and her light-horse gallop. Source: Blow the Candles Out: "Unprintable" Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (Volume 2, Folk Rhymes and other Lore), pages 728-729. Collected by Vance Randolph, Edited with an introduction by G. Legman. The University of Arkansas Press, Fayetteville, 1992 Copyright © 1992 by Kryptádia, Inc. https://books.google.com/books?id=S93LdPw2KP0C&pg=PA728&lpg=PA728#v=onepage&q&f=false A shortened example in Camp All-American, Hanoi Jane, and the High-and-tight: Gender, Folklore, and Changing Military Culture, by Carol Burke (Beacon Press, 2004) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ode to the Four-Letter Word From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Feb 17 - 08:24 PM There's an excerpt from a slightly different version in Elizabethan Popular Culture, by Leonard R.N. Ashley (Popular Press, 1988), page 135: When Nature is calling, plain speaking is out, When ladies (God bless 'em) are milling about. You may piddle, make water, or empty the glass. You can powder your nose, even "Johnny" can pass, Shake the dew off the lily. See man about dog. When everyone's soused it's condensing the fog. But please to remember, if you would know bliss, That only in Shakespeare do characters piss. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req/Add: Ode to the Four-Letter Word From: GUEST,Kenny B Date: 01 Jun 20 - 03:09 PM Oscar Brand Singing "Four letter word" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req/Add: Ode to the Four-Letter Word From: weerover Date: 01 Jun 20 - 03:53 PM A P Herbert also wrote "Misleading Cases", which was made into a TV series by the BBC. It was about an odd fellow called (I think) Albert Haddock who used unusual ploys to take civil cases to court. |
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