Campsite at Drumcree IV

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Grafitti on wall
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:22 AM

GIVE THE DRUM BACK TO DRUMCREE!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Darren Vaughan
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:19 AM

This is Darren Vaughan at the news desk. The Maze prison which was to be turned into a Museum was today being temporarly used as a prison. Under operation "snatch and gob", NIPS officers in a serious of dawn raids around the province arrested a number of Bodhraneers. These dissident skin spankers will be held in the Maze under the Special Powers Act, known locally as the skittery-idle-dum rule. As yet there is still no word on the where-a-bouts of rebel leaders Lupari and Bin Lidden. Now the weather rain, rain ,rain and more rain.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Jim Reeves
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:03 AM

"I hear the sounds of distant drums ..."

Oh shite! I'm in the wrong place altogether, aren't I?

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,The Clancy Brothers
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:00 AM

Oh then tell Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so
Hush mo buachall, hush and listen and his cheeks were all aglow
I bear orders from Lupari, get you ready quick and soon
Cos we'll hit our drums a dunder by the risin' of the moon
By the risin' of the moon, by the risin' of the moon
We'll hit our drums a dunder by the risin' of the moon

Oh then tell me, Sean O'Farrell where the drum-in is to be
In that spot not far from Doolin quite well known to you and me
There'll be Christy, aye and Cathy, there'll be Mal in thick disguise
We'll batter our oul goatskins underneath thon Western skies
Underneath thon western skies, underneath thon western skies
We'll batter our oul goatskins underneath thon Western skies

In many's a pub in Doolin, they drunk pints of stout that night
Then at the hour for closing, beneath the silvery light
They battered out The Beggarman, Big Maggie, Siúl A Rún
A thousand baters thumpin' to the risin' of the moon
The risin' of the moon, the risin' of the moon
A thousand baters thumpin' to the risin' of the moon

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Darren Vaughan
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 10:44 AM

This is Darren Vaughan at the news desk. President Bush today said and I quote the CIA will be spreading their testicles like an octopus in a bid to infiltrate these bodhran dens and seek out the evil-doers who are responsible for brain washing young people into their service. Prime minister Blair who was looking on smuggly in the background said that president Bush's timing on this bodhran crisis couldn't have been better.

In a related story dissident National Bodhran Liberation Army leader Sammy Bin Lidden said that this is now a holy war and that the world will experience the mother, father, brother and sister of a row the like was never seen so it will.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,The Irish Times
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 10:32 AM

White powder found in an envelope sent to eminent Drumcree Session musician Derek Bell has been removed by Gardai for forensic testing. The powder, found within an envelope bearing a Donegal postmark, is being treated as suspicious.
Enya is helping police with their enquiries.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,BBC Overseas Service
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 10:25 AM

Dateline Brussels, Friday 8, 2002

A spokesperson for the European Commission today promised international cooperation in the Fight Against Bhorranism. President Mario Proddy has set up a special Corr- dinating committee whose aim is to root out this pernicious conspiracy wherever it has taken root. Special attention will be paid to so-called Irish Pubs which have appeared in many cities across Europe. In these places, in the seedy backstreets of Brussels, Paris and Amsterdam, passing under unremarkable names - "Kitty O'Shea's", "Michael Molloy's", the "James Joyce" and others, impressionable young people have been secretly indoctrinated and trained in percussionism of the vilest kind. Simple-minded Europeans have been taken in, given their instruments and sent out across the globe to terrorise polite society. For the leaders of this conspiracy, Proddy has what he calls a simple message. "We will track them down. They can run, but they can't hide. God is on our side", he noted.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,BBC News online
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:23 AM

The FBI are investigating a number of videos found in a cave in the Burren. The videos, believed to be instructional in nature, were seized in a daring dawn raid. They are said to show training exercises filmed in local pubs. The Continuity Bodhrán Liberation Army claim the videos have 'nothing to do with them', and that the poor quality means it 'cannot be proved' that dissident leader Gino "Mad Dog" Lupari appears in the footage.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,kearns and ginos walkie talkie
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:22 AM

walkie talkie conversation

Kearns... ah, there you are good man yerself, gino me comrade at drums...

1, 4 copy

....

gino... ah rite, Malachy what's that you said

a muster of bodhrans are being pushed near the cliffs of moher?

kearns.... jaysus that's rite pal, can ye send the big lads in to give the scoundrel antidrumestablishmentarians a real hounding of a wallop.

gino... we're on the case pal, can you bus another load of your tuneable specials our way again. The lads down in b block are perfecting their rhythm entry again...

ahhh and Malachy, great rhythm speach...

roger over n out

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Chip on Shoulder
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:18 AM

Oooooooh!!!

Showing off, are we? Lavery's, eh!?

Jus' cos you went to University up in the Belfast!

It's a hole, anyway.

I was there with a mate once and we got bucked out for askin' for Bucky out o' th'optics!

Subject: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,The Bouncers in Lavery's
Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:13 AM

RIGHT THERE FOLKS MOVE IT OUT PLEASE!
New part to this thread.
Do yer talkin' while yer walkin'.
Have youse no homes tae go to?

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