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Song Challenge! Part 26
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 26 From: Amos Date: 01 May 00 - 04:24 PM Mamie and Prudence
Milwaukee gots its tough side And they say, Ya don't pee on no third rail
Ya don't pee on no third rail
Ya don't pee on no third railBut her key couldn't start that Rocket Olds And the smell wasn't quite the same And she realized to her great surprise That the reg wasn't in her name, Then she found her car in the parking lot An' boy her face was red, So she cruised downtown to the local sheriff, An' this is what she said: Ya don't pee on no third rail
Now the sheriff was the son-in-law Of two of Mamie's marks An' he told he'd get her cooling her seat Out behind them county bars Well, it didn't sit too well with her, And a hush fell on the crowd, When Mamie put three slugs in the precinct ceiling And she hollered right out loud, Ya don't pee on no third railWell, Mamie and her 88 took off laying rubber Headin' for the county line, She thought, "It may look funny, but its gonna save me money, If I can make it to the Antioch line, She was cutting south on Highway 45, She had Chicago on her mind, She was goin' like a twister when she saw her big sister In the mirror right behind, An' she told herself, Ya don't pee on no third railWell, Mamie's sister's name was Prudence She musta been about a hundred and four And she'd helped herself to the sheriff's squad car With the shotgun on the floor She pulled up alongside Mamie, An ' she shot her tires through She tol' her, Sis, I hate to be like this, But I tol' Ma I'd look after you! And she said, Ya don't pee on no third rail |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 26 From: Amergin Date: 01 May 00 - 03:40 PM Oh my god, this is going to be fun. I'll try my damndest here. Amergin |
Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 26 From: Áine Date: 01 May 00 - 03:11 PM Not one to let you Challenge!rs rest on your laurels (or cow chips, as the case may be), here's a great two-fer-one Challenge! from myself and the doesterr. You have a choice here -- you can write a song about either of these topics, OR, you can write a song that includes both topics, thus qualifying for the Two-Fer-One Award! So, grab a pencil in both hands and have fun with it!! -- *************************************************** (This one is from doesterr) Do You Know The Way To San Jose? This could only happen in California....(true story) -- Car Jacking Foiled: An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four unknown males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she "knows how to use it and that she will if required... so get out of the car! " The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was an identical model and was parked four or five spaces further down. She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white woman...no charges were filed. *************************************** And here's mine: Car 54 - Where Are You? Pensioners cause mayhem in police car - Police are investigating how two 76-year-old women got hold of a squad car and drove it with sirens blaring and lights flashing - before crashing it. The little old ladies were "Citizens on Patrol" volunteers who drive around Beloit, Wisconsin, looking out for suspicious behaviour - but they are NOT supposed to drive squad cars. They were asked to go to the scene of an accident to help control traffic but ended up in the police squad car instead of one of the unmarked police cars they normally use, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Shirley Nelson and neighbour Jeune Nelson kept the radio on during the incident and were heard asking each other for directions. Their adventure ended when they went through a red light and hit an oncoming car. Neither woman was hurt but Shirley received a ticket for failing to drive safely. The Citizens Patrol programme has been suspended pending an inquiry. "I want to know who sent two little old ladies out in a squad car with a shotgun," says Rock County district attorney David O'Leary. He is reviewing the case to see if criminal charges might be brought. |
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