BS: How will they know it's bigger???

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 08:36 AM

Men in tights.....

Hmmmmm....

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Metchosin
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 08:34 AM

Why not wear tights like Errol Flynn, Little Hawk? Then all who would care to, would know if you're hung like a beaver or hung like a bear.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: kendall
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 08:24 AM

jacqui! go to your room! (I'll be right in)

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 07:55 AM

Women will flock to you, and they won't know why.

So THAT's why I am always getting elbowed aside by ladies wanting to get at Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Grimmy
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 05:57 AM

There are advantages to having a teeny todger. For example - my boss daren't sack me 'cos if he did then HE would have the smallest wanger in the whole organisation. WEY HEY!

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 05:43 AM

All this talk of penis enlargement and breast enhancement and all the money that is being spent on these things...surely the money would be better spent on something like Altzheimers research......
In 2040 there will be a lot of very old men and women around with very large penises and breasts........but they might well have forgotten what they are for!

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,anonymous to avoid embarassing him
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 05:23 AM

I used to have a boyfriend who was very large - it was extremely uncomfortable.
If he had passed out it would have been a bonus.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Mickey191
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 12:39 AM

Heard a Dr. on Oprah's Show say that an obese man who loses his extra weight, will increase his penis by an inch or two. More--if he's terribly obese.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 12:36 AM

Speaking of guys with foot-long schlongs, have you ever noticed how much Shane McBride looks like the late porn stud John Holmes?

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 11:46 PM

Exactly, Rapaire! Those most likely to buy the product would also be those most at risk of passing out when they get aroused. This is another thing they don't tell their prospective customers.

meself - OH! Now I get it. My gosh, what a super sales pitch! Could this be the secret to what put Snoop Dog on the charts?

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 11:02 PM

So, here's a little math:

Say your enhancement (male) works and you end up with one that's 12 inches long and, oh, let's say four inches in diameter.

Okay: the volume of a cylinder = height (or in this case, length) x pi(radius^2). So your enhancement would hold: 12 x 3.14... x 4, or 150.72 cubic inches of blood. Well, it's not all blood, so let's just say half of it, or 75.36 cu. in. of blood.

That's about 1.3 QUARTS (U.S. liquid measure) of blood. An adult male has about 5 quarts of blood in their body.

If you got an erection you might well pass out from lack of blood to the brain. Of course, just buying the product would demonstrate a lack in the brain....

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Deckman
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:51 PM

I guess he'll just have to keep a "stiff upper lip!" bad bad bob

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:45 PM

PS, not to mention that I'd tell all MY friends in EMAIL! How'd THAT be for a forward???

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:44 PM

They will know because the ladies who have seen and felt it will tell the rest of the girls, in the powder room, in one of those secret meetings we don't admit we have....

Now they'll have to kill me!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:40 PM

"So here you are, as charmless, unattractive, inarticulate, untalented, needy, and emotionally dysfunctional as you ever were ... "

No, no, no - you're missing the point. Just knowing you have those extra 11.5", you will become charming, attractive, articulate, talented, independent, and emotionally functional. Women will flock to you, and they won't know why.

(I'll PM the order form to you).

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:21 PM

LOL!!! You expect me to tell you, Sorcha???? Uh-uh. I figure a little mystery always helps.

As for Shatner's... Well, it's...it's.....

No. There are some things that are just better left unsaid.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Sorcha
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:09 PM

Hawkster, I've been wondering just that for years. Thank you for finally speaking up. Will you tell us what your inches are? Or Shatners? Sadly, I have no inches to brag about.

PS--the breast enhancement is the Same Sad Story. Avril told me that, but sadly I didn't beleive her. I am out just sooooo much money, and the same old boobs here. I mean, what can I say when even a Wonder Bra or Victorias Secret doesn't help?

I don't even get calls from telemarketers anymore. So sad.

Subject: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 07 - 10:03 PM

Okay, we all get a lot of spam from people who say they can make your penis MUCH larger...for a price. The implication is that you will then have a lot more fun, greater success attracting women, probably become a major film star soon, maybe win American Idol...and so on...

But I'm not sure how that is supposed to work! I mean, look, suppose one of these ads is for real, and it really does give a guy a 12 inch monster....who is going to know? What I mean is, you can't just walk around in public with it on display, after all. You'd get arrested. If you tell people it's huge, they may not believe you. What are you supposed to do? You can't disrobe in the middle of Tim Hortons and prove it!

So here you are, as charmless, unattractive, inarticulate, untalented, needy, and emotionally dysfunctional as you ever were when your whanger was teeny tiny...and you're walking around with the whole world completely ignorant of the fact that you're packing the biggest piece of ordnance in the country! Talk about a frustrating situation!

This is the part the ads don't tell you. This is what may have happened to Shane. It may account for the behaviour of certain rap stars. It could be responsible for a lot of suicides, that's what I'm thinking. How will they know it's bigger???