BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:40 PM

This really is just too funny! (except that his finger is on The Trigger)

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:35 PM

His grace is on a par with his conscience...not in evidence.

A

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:33 PM

"He is a member of the police department of Strathclyde, a nearby town," McClellan said.

Can't they get anything right. McClellen might have said the officer is a member of the Strathclyde Police Service. We don't have a Police department, nor do we have a town called Strathclyde. It is an area covering greater Glasgow, and surrounding areas.

Also Aberdeen has plenty of spikey statues, pointy fences, random drops, and Aberdonians. Why can't he have run into one of those....

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:17 PM

Pretzeldential...LMAO

Gee George...how'd you get the boo-boos rashes? Were you sliding down the White House steps on your tummy again?

*shaking my head*

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Alba
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:04 PM

Well I was going to say it can happen to the best of us, you know your cycling along a Country Road, lost in thought....! That's when I realised that this was not the reason for the accident...GWB lost...but not in thought! To "think" one needs a Brain and as there is no mention of Snarl Rove cycling alongside GWB it would appear the only person involved in the accident that was thinking was the Strathclyde Policeman..penny for his thoughts...:>)

I mean what is it with this man...he's a prize klutz!!!
Now there he is at the G8 Summit, stumbling around the English language with Gravel Rash on his hands...Oh no...Does anyone know what I mean when I say I am feeling embarrased, that feeling one gets when you are watching TV or something and someone does something like singing really badly in public and you cringe for them...well if you know what I mean, then that's how I feel right now..lol

Very Pretzeldential GWB!!!
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Deckman
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:57 PM

Yet further proof that there really is a gawd in heaven! CHEERS, Bob

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM

Sigh....

And he has his hands on the nuclear triggers....

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:47 PM

A couple of years ago, Bush endangered life and limb in the surrounding area by running berzerk on a Segway, just before he fell off of the thing (HERE).

The guy is Hell on wheels! (Runs the country pretty much the same way.)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Jim McLean
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:46 PM

Aberdeen, Donuel?

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:31 PM

I think the most likely thing is that someone loosened the training wheels causing poor Georgie to lose control, going ass over tea cup.

I bet somebody is laughing their ass off.

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:18 PM

picture open for captioning

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bushdrunk5.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:55 PM

How do you know who rammmed who???   Not that I enjoy defending him, but it sounds like wet pavement and we aren't sure who was at fault. Why jump to conclusions?    Maybe you have sources that we don't here in the U.S.

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:46 PM

Here's a press report.

I reckon he's been at the pretzels again...

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:06 PM

Wesley opined:

he won't be a threat to other decent Americans.

"Other" decent Americans?   There weren't any of those in the incident, as I understand it; only GWB!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:05 PM

Hey. I thought the pedestrian ALWAYS had the right-of-way. Hmmm. How pedestrian of me.

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:05 PM

George isn't used to anyone getting in his way and the policeman isn't used to people ignoring his directions.

George will be calling the policeman later to ...

A apologize
B check on his medical condition
C garner a cute photo op

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:01 PM

Didn't the policeman know to give way? This is, after all, the most powerful man in the known world. Where was the man's sense of propriety?

(I hope he sues the bush's socks off.)

Subject: RE: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Wesley S
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:01 PM

The policeman will be sent to Guantanamo Bay until we're sure he won't be a threat to other decent Americans.

Subject: BS: GWB rams policeman with bike.
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 03:58 PM

CNN President Bush while biking today collided with a policeman in Aberdeen. The policeman has an ankle injury and George has arm and leg road rash.

jeez this man is a hazard to himself and others behind handlebars.