Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 11:04 AM

I told you we should have been women Dave!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

Ah now I understrand nuf said, and therefore I feel sure they will require some violin accompaniment.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

Sir John of Hull - Pure West is the Umbrella corporation of Cracktown and friends productions, i.e pub quizzes, comedy videos, articles, gigs, sexy lingerie. It is no way related to a Top hat wearin' Northamptian, a lanky miltia-man and thier booze crazed antics.

Cheers,

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:45 AM

Is Emma Rugg going, or Charlotte Green, or that drummer bird from The Corrs?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:42 AM

Mr Legend, all the support acts will be female acoustic songwriters, each representing a different style of music, Wendy is a very acoustic punk act, Natasha Hodgson is poppy, the favours are rock, and Jenny Bromley is folk, this is Foxes explanation to hide the fact that Cracktown just wanna be seen with a load of women - HOO HAH!

rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

Mr Rat-who is Pure West Productions?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:37 AM

Mr Rat who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson and what do they do?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM

feresh, its a Wensday.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM

Jesus Christ man, I feel bloody violated but strangely......

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:48 AM

It's working.................................aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM

It's working................

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:39 AM

bumpety bump bump

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!!!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM

Ta!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 01:24 PM

GUEST,rat - Even kings have names.
So I reiterate; I'm King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM

Well your very welcome old bean, I promise you 70 virgin midgets if you show.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:45 AM

I'd love to come.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:10 AM

No I'm the King Rat, you are Michael

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 05:52 AM

Im King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:01 AM

ho ho ho....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM

BLITHER BLATHER BLACKADDER

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:17 AM

Morning King Rat.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:16 AM

I was listening to my copy just last weekend.

R

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:12 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:05 AM

Hello John its called "Songs in the key of f**k off" and it retails at £6. Just got some more in this weekend, honest.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:21 PM

PS= i heard you got a cd out, wahts it called? and how mutch is it?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:19 PM

heloo, are you that bloke with the hat, or the other one?
[are you rat bloke, or fox bloke?

Subject: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Pure West Productions
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:09 PM

Yes, thats right YOU heard me. It's the 2nd Cracktown Xmas Special. Remeber the last one with fine music, hot chicks, games, videos and festive fun, well those Cracktown boys have decided to do it again (even though it was a pain in the arse last time and it cost them lots of money and other stressful things).

CRACKTOWNS XMAS GIRLS NIGHT IN
22nd December 8pm The Lamp, Norfolk street

Featurin' the talents of:
The Favours
Jenny Briomley
Wendy
and Natasha Hodgson

So if you like Mince pies, good music and crakin' beer, come along.
We promise you'll HO HO HO and empty your sack.


"THIS WAS A PURE WEST PRODUCTION@S ADVERTISEMENT WHO ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL DISSAPOINTMENT OR THE FACT YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY SCREWIN THE PLUMBER"