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BS: Rick's health Update

Mary in Kentucky 26 Aug 03 - 07:28 PM
Mark Clark 26 Aug 03 - 05:18 PM
wysiwyg 26 Aug 03 - 03:48 PM
Amergin 26 Aug 03 - 03:44 PM
katlaughing 26 Aug 03 - 03:43 PM
Mark Clark 26 Aug 03 - 02:25 PM
Janie 17 Aug 03 - 12:19 PM
Amos 16 Aug 03 - 11:39 AM
InOBU 16 Aug 03 - 10:26 AM
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bet 16 Aug 03 - 08:23 AM
Deckman 15 Aug 03 - 11:46 PM
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Escamillo 15 Aug 03 - 05:01 AM
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katlaughing 14 Aug 03 - 11:37 PM
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Big Mick 14 Aug 03 - 10:36 PM
Bill D 14 Aug 03 - 10:18 PM
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Deckman 14 Aug 03 - 09:51 PM
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GUEST,Pete Peterson 14 Aug 03 - 01:52 PM
kendall 14 Aug 03 - 08:08 AM
mooman 14 Aug 03 - 07:20 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 07:28 PM

Here's one about a dachsund (but I think it should be a Yorkie).



A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.

One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says............

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."


~Love ya Rick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Mark Clark
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 05:18 PM

I'm told the State Legislature in South Dakota passed a new law requiring that all vehicles sold in the state have their headlight dimmer switch down on the floorboard under the driver's left foot where they always used to be. It turned out there were too many accidents caused by South Dakota drivers getting their left feet caught in the steering wheel.

      - Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 03:48 PM

I just appreciate that he is here posting when he feels like it, however often or seldom that is. I know he loves jokes-- how about posting some new ones here, for him to find when he gets back online?

***Note*** You may substitute Alabama, Texas or any other state, or country.

A Kentucky man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.

The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I gotta ask you sumthin'. Be gentle with me 'cause I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.

When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what in tarnation're you doin' here, dang it? You're supposed ta be on your honeymoon with your new gal!"

The son says, "Pa, she told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin, durn it!"

"Damn, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 03:44 PM

Well, I hope he starts feeling better soon....miss his posts around here...


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 03:43 PM

I spoke to him, briefly, on Sunday. He sounded a little less than **sparkly**, but sharp as a tack. When I mentioned the Ray Whitley thread I'd started, he opened up his encyclopaedic brain and started telling me all about him and his geetar, etc. He did say he isn't on the computer much right now. There was a bit more, but I don't feel comfortable sharing it without his permission.

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Mark Clark
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 02:25 PM

I noticed Duckboots filled in for Rick on the radio last night. Is there any more information on Rick's health?

      - Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Janie
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 12:19 PM

refresh


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 11:39 AM

Yay, Andres!! Sing out!!!

Yay, Rick -- keep on singing!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: InOBU
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 10:26 AM

Hey Rick:
Get well, better, best as soon as possible, as Genie and I have to get up to Toronto one of these days, to catch you in person, and introduce you to Ron Lee, a Rominichal musician out there in Toronto, as I know you both would be quiet dangerous to the status quo if you team up... So, keep up the mending, and see ya soon. Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: JedMarum
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 09:44 AM

All the best to you and Heather, Rick. I hope to see you in October.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: bet
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 08:23 AM

Well, Rick, I've been gone all summer and just now saw your thread.
My thoughts are with you and Heather. bet


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Deckman
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 11:46 PM

Is this a tight community, or what! CHEERS and HUGS to all, Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 11:37 PM

Wonder if Heather and Rick are sitting in the dark still? Anyway heard anything?

Andres, that's one of the best things I've read on Mudcat, lately!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Escamillo
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:01 AM

Two weeks ago I went to see the "40-90 Ballet", a group of 50 ladies in their 40s, 50s and beyond. Beautiful, enthusiastic, transmitting joy and humour, some of them are cancer survivors. I talked to their director, a 79 year old lady, famous choreographer, and told her that I would like to sing something in their show. First signal of life I am showing in one year. She liked the idea, heard something and immediately accepted.

So, I'll be singing again, if my voice does not break very often. Will sing for all of them, for my newborn grandson, for my beloved Graciela, for you Rick and your wife. Somehow I'll be with you.

Un abrazo,
Andrés


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 01:52 AM

Harpgirl, I hope that put a smile on Rick's face, it sure did on me! Funny stuff!

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:37 PM

Deckman's feeding straight lines to Spaw, again!**bg** (Sorry, Bob, couldn't let it go by. I KNOW you didn't mean it that way!)

I can see it now...he'll drag out that sorry-assed old story about p***ing off the side of a bridge and dragging it in the mud it's so long and needing a tripod to hold it up with!

So, I wonder if Rick and Heather have cheap-assed purple candles dripping all over everything tonight?:-)

Seriously, darlin's...I hope that you are safe and comfortable and able to enjoy the unusual silence brought on when humankind's machinery stops. It's amazing how much quietness there can be, eh?

Well..until some guitarist starts up in the dark and breaks FOUR strings!

You are in our hearts always and our thanks givings every night and morning.

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: KT
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:27 PM

Hey, Rick!

I'm one of those who hasn't actually met you in person, (only through the written word), but I wanted to tell you again that I think of you so often with admiration, and good wishes and prayers for both you and Heather. I marvel at the incredible community here, that would have so many people, many of whom have never met, care so deeply for one another. Know that you are surrounded with love and care from all over the globe. Draw on that love and energy, Rick.

KT


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Big Mick
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:36 PM

Why does Rick get to spank her???? Sins, are you coming to the Getaway? I will bring a chicken suit and we can do that spanking game up proper.......

Harpgirl, my old friend and sometimes adversary..............that was shameless, terrible, and I am stealing it straightaway.....or gayaway, depending on one's orientation,....and using it in my show. Gawd that was awful.......I loved it. Art will be taking after that one.

Oh....yeah.....Rick.....hang in there, buddy. Those of us who love you are pitching all our energies at you. Now......have you ever heard of anyone breaking four strings in an hour set???????? Had the setup checked, it is fine. I had put the strings on about a week before and played a 2 hour gig on them. HHHHHHMMMMMMM.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:18 PM

*tsk*..SINSULL!...it's NEVER dark for a good guitarist! They keep the rest of us entertained when the lights are out! (I'll hold her, Rick...you spank her!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: MMario
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:14 PM

Rick you woern't trying some DIY electrical wiring now, were you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Deckman
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 09:51 PM

It is times like these that requires each and everyone of us to reach deep inside ourselves and pull up what is there. When you do that, you will pull up exactly what you need. Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 09:41 PM

Alright...I'll be the one to say it. "Things look especially dark today, eh Rick?"
(He is in Toronto)
I will go off in a corner and try to behave now.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: GUEST,Pete Peterson
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 01:52 PM

Just found this thread, read it through from beginning to end and now trying to write something. . . HANG IN THERE RICK. People have beaten worse odds! Every cancer patient I've known and there have been lots over the years have had at least ONE time in their trials, trouble, tribulations, when things looked real dark. . . hope things get better SOON!
Pete


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: kendall
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 08:08 AM

Seamus, I'm going to steal that one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: mooman
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 07:20 AM

My favourite chord?

Cdim

All the very best from The Good Lady and myself in the Surreal Kingdom of Belgium...we hope to be in the US/Canada next year...maybe we'll get a chance to meet and jam...

Very best wishes,

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: harpgirl
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 06:10 AM

Oh yeah and here's a story about my dumbass brother!!

My brother was down in Lakeland hunting parts in a junkyard with one of his friends...way back in the back they found this sinkhole. It was really deep and dark.

My dumbass brother and his friend started throwing junk into it! First they threw in a carburetor from a 57 Chevy. They peaked over the side and didn't even hear a splash! Then they threw in an old Edsel radiator! Still no splash!

Finally, they found this great big old Suburban engine block and they both picked it up and heaved it over the side of the sinkhole!
Both of those idiots stood on the side of the sinkhole peaking over to hear the splash!

Suddenly a great big old billy goat that was in the junkyard appeared out of nowhere and with his nostrils flaring and his head down he came charging toward them! They jumped away from the sinkhole at the very last minute and the billygoat went right into the sinkhole!! Too bad!

Anyway, they both began to feel read bad and they went and found the owner of the sinkhole and told him about the billy goat charging them and jumping out of the way at the last minute and the sad demise of the old billygoat!

The owner said to them, "Oh that couldn't have been my billygoat. My billygoat was tethered to an old Suburban engine block!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: GUEST,at work
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 01:12 AM

Rick, you do not know me from all those other fans who show up now and again; we met at a festival and a concert and stood talking in the lot after. But you have placed smiles and grace notes around my life. Your brown gravy voice, impeccable picking, and outlook striking the exact balance between nobility and humor, are a blessing. The love of a near stranger here follows you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Deckman
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:59 PM

Rick ... "Santaan Percilous!" with my appologies to my Finnish friends. Hang in there. Bob(deckman)Nelson


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Bert
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:54 PM

Gawd Mick you've almost got a song there, or at least a talking blues.

I think my Larrivee has a setup problem. Broke four....count 'em.....four strings in a feckin' hur and a half set. Now I admit it was a kickass, plenty of reels and jigs, kind of a set. But four strings??????? Has any feckin' body ever broke four strings?

Let me see, how did that song go...

Four wheels on my wagon
I'm still rolling along.

Watch out Rick, the Cherokees are after you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:04 PM

Well, the gitar player has broken 4 G strings in a gig. Does that count? (and you can hear the jokes about G strings. I don't have to repeat them)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Big Mick
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 10:56 PM

Rick,

Awright.....awright......I will not hit the 6th string when playing a three finger C, and I will play the four finger C more often. And I will try to "make it" a little harder.

I think my Larrivee has a setup problem. Broke four....count 'em.....four strings in a feckin' hur and a half set. Now I admit it was a kickass, plenty of reels and jigs, kind of a set. But four strings??????? Has any feckin' body ever broke four strings?

Oh.....yeah, I hope you feel better soon. Talk to you this week

All my love to you and Heather, but hell, you have had that for a long time.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: harpgirl
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 10:03 PM

Hi Rick,

Just thought I'd share some pleasure with you! I'm taking two days off from work and Nathan and I are going to go waterfall hunting in Northeast Alabama. One of my favorite vacation pastimes and it has been several years since I've done it! Oh, and I've got a nice boyfriend who plays bluegrass and owns his own spring! He's tough enough to handle me! Is that cool or what? Nathan is also officially a sophmore in college with a good solid 2.58!!!! Hope your weekend will be as special in some way as mine will be. Love, harpgirl


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 09:54 PM

Rick, these three corpses turn up at the morgue and each one has a smile on its face. The cops suspect some sort of weird serial killer at large, and they ask the coroner to investigate. "Come back in a couple of days." he says.
A detective comes in 2 days later and says, "What's the story, Doc?"
"No foul play," he says, "just an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman."
"Sounds like a joke to me." says the detective.
The coroner continues. "Over here we have the Englishman, 70 year old Lord Bottomly-Smythe. Had a heart attack in the arms of his 20 year old mistress and died. Hence, the smile on his face.
Next we have the Scotsman, Jock McTavish. 45 years of age, he won 5 million on the lottery, spent it all on the finest single-malt Scotch whisky and died trying to drink it all. Hence, the smile on his face.
Last, we have the Irishman, Paddy Murphy, 25 years of age. Hit by lightning."
"Why does he have a smile on his face?" asks the detective.
"He thought he was having his picture taken!"

Go on Rick, laugh. You know you shouldn't, but go on, laugh!
My best to you and Heather.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Deckman
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 06:14 PM

Rick ... GREAT fishing this morning. Low tide ... the humpies are in ... "humpy hollow" was hot ... the red "Buzz Bomb" was the lure of choice. There's so many salmon out here that they are jumping onto the beach and cleaning themselves! True. Do you like BBQ'd salmon? Come on out! My treat! CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Mark Clark
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 06:01 PM

Rick, I watched this thread in shock and horror without any clue how I can make any meaningful response. We've never met but through your music, your radio shows, your thoughtful comments here and the generally high regard in which you are held by everyone causes me to imagine that I actually know you in some way. This is puzzling to me because I rarely feel any association with people I haven't at least had a few beers with.

Still, I feel moved to find some way to offer encouragement and support however meaningless that probably seems. You don't owe this old world anything but we'd all be mighty pleased if you would just get well and keep on making music for another 40 years or so anyway.

Do the best you can and we'll be pullin' for ya.

      - Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: RoyH (Burl)
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 05:10 PM

Hang on in there Rick. Gotta see you over here someday. You can do it! Love from Elaine & Me. Love to you too Heather.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 07:12 PM

Rick:

Fuck Gargoyle -- just think on this -- if you up and get all metaphysically challenged, like, you're gonna have to hang around as a hant and teach Peter T that thumb roll telepathically without the aid of any amplifying devices whatsoever!! Now...I ain't saying he's hard to larn, and I ain't saying he ain't....but I think you'd be happier rolling a stone up a hill almost to the top many, many times....so my advice is, ya better stick with the Spirito con Carne version of things. Believe me, you're better off!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Morticia
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 04:26 PM

Dammit,Fielding you aren't going anywhere....we aren't finished with you yet and besides, you need to take some responsibility for those lunatic half brothers of yours, you know Uncle Pat can't control 'em worth a damn.

All the love in the world to you and to Heather....chin up, ould lad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Wesley S
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:56 PM

Rick - What do the Toronto BlueJays and Michael Jackson have in common ?

They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.


Take it easy but take it buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: KathWestra
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:29 PM

Dear Rick & Heather, You've both been much in my thoughts, and will continue to be. Much love to you both. And lots of purple globs, too!
And thanks, Spaw. I knew you'd talk some sense into him.
XXOXOO Kath

p.s. Yes, about those teaching videos. I need to re-learn those chords you tried to teach me last time you were in D.C.......... k.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: annamill
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:15 PM

I haven't written because I don't know what to say to you. I love your music. I love your postings. I wish I had time and vicinity to get to know you better. Please get well.

Love, Annamill


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 12:37 PM

Damn, I don't wanna be haunted by purple globs the rest of my life......OK, I'll get well!

Rick

P.S. Hey Spaw: Where the Hell's Gargoyle, tellin' me to hurry up and die and decrease the surplus population?


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Subject: LYR ADD: Ode to an oosik (a poem) by anon
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:47 AM

And one more thing, I can't believe Spaw missed the set-up from Ebbie about the 'oosik! Myself being naturally curious, I had to go find out what it is...a walrus boner, I kid you not! Read on...


ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
   and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
   magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
   Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
   is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
   you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
   and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
   that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
   lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
    I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
   "Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
   would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
   There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
   the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
   Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
   Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
    is the satisfied walrus cow!

(Anonymous)


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:29 AM

Spaw, you've done it, again. I am laughing while the tears run down my face...how do you remember these things and find them?!

Anudder Mudder and I were talking just the other day about how we'd still like to see that Mudcat Retirement Community happen...with ALL of us there, ya hear me, Rick?

love always,

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:10 AM

Rick, my wife had cancer. It was operated on just 43 years ago, and she was too young at 17 to know better, so she beat it.

If she did, you can too. After all, you can't let a giiiiiiirl beat you, now, can you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: black walnut
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 10:44 AM

(((((......love.......)))))

~b.w.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Willie-O
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 09:41 AM

Well Mr Rick, just keep on doing that stuff that you do...Trite, wot?

love to you & Heather both
Bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: Peter T.
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 08:32 AM

YOU ARE GODDAM RIGHT ON THAT ONE, RIGHT ON THE MONEY, C.P.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURS,

PETER T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 08:24 AM

Geeziz man, tou gotta' get your act together. You've already caused a giant mess at Sinsull's place and now Kendall is talking about dog fighting or something. I didn't know he was into dog fighting....I mean that's really disgusting and cruel to say the very least. Besides, that little quote he used is actually about cock fighting I think.....It's not the size of the cock in the fight, but the size of the fight in the cock. .....I dunno'....Maybe it's about sex........whatever...........

[Spaw's mind runs off in tangenital directions......Cocks, Dicks, Dorks, Peters....Hey....Peter T........Old thread......]
So look here Bro, you gotta' stick around 'cause Peter T. still needs work on the thumb roll and he'll need help going to see his cronies at the "Old Folkies Retirement Home"...........As I recall you wrote it this way several years ago:

Scene from the play "Golden Gaffers With Guitars" by R.Fielding. From the original first draft by K. Laughing.

Rick:(to Peter T.)
"Well, old timer, whaddya wanna do today?
Peter T.
"Well, I've still got to do some work on that double thumb roll, Rick. You did promise I'd be able to play "Eve of Destruction" before I died - and I'm almost 87, so time's running out. We could go for a visit down the street though. Hold on while I get my walker.
Rick:
"If you'd taken my advice and bought that Furannablaster -28, with the 25 1/2" scale and 2 3/4" width fingerboard, you'd have learned it 31 years ago, but don't worry, there's still time, and I don't wanna put pressure on you. How 'bout we drop in on Catspaw 91?
"They hobble down the street".
Rick:
"Hey Paw, are you up yet? Put your teeth in, we're here for a visit."
Catspaw:(from behind door)
"Fawkin' eh! Damn possum asses! (cough, hack) Get offa my property, or I'll sic my imaginary brothers on ya! Now git!"
Peter T: "Poor ol fart, hasn't had a good night's sleep since '98. Hey, let's visit old Mick."
"they knock on Mick's door"
Rapidly Shrinking Mick:
"Faith and Begorrah! Is that you Ulstermen at my door? I'll mop the floor with yez, I'll hit yez on the head with my box of Wolftones records! Jayzus, you've got my blood boilin' now...Arghhhhh!"
Rick:
"Oops, now we've done it! He's had another coronary. I think that's number 23. We better ring old Father Offer to give him the last rites again. I think he's still sitting in that abandoned 56 Chevy, down by the lighthouse looking for Russian subs."
Peter T:,
"This is getting depressing. I was at AnnaP's gathering last week, and all she served was mush. After dinner, everyone fell asleep while Sandy was singing "Tam Lin", and he'd only gotten to the 82nd verse! Even 'ol Max was startin' all his blues songs off with "Woke up this Afternoon..."
Rick:
"I know, let's go see 'ol Aunt Katlaughing. She's always got a positive outlook on life!"
They knock on a gaily painted door festooned with astrological signs and uplifting "thoughts for the day"
Katlaughing:
"C'mon in boys, there's a big pot of Camomile, Exlax, and Viagara tea waitin' for you! Find a place to set a spell. You'll have to move a few of the cats first. Saffo just had kittens, so that makes 265 of the little cuties now!"

Whoops..play ends abruptly as Duckboots yells: "Richard put that garbage out!!"


BTW, the Reg Boys are in jail in Montgomery, Alabama.....don't ask.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 07:20 AM

Remember my friend, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."


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