Lyr Add: Bake Me a Country Ham (Cledus T. Judd)

Subject: Lyr Add: BAKE ME A COUNTRY HAM (Cledus T. Judd)
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 29 Dec 07 - 05:09 PM

Lyr. Add: BAKE ME A COUNTRY HAM
Cledus T. Judd

I was sitting there, with my fork in hand
Staring at my lousy ravioli can
As she walked right in and said to me
Is there any way that I can make your day complete
I told her if there's any way you can
Could you grease up that old metal roasting pan.

And bake me a country ham
Honey glazed with a side of yams
Leave it in till it's golden brown
Pineapples all the way around
Let the sweet smell fill the air
Serve it to me in my underwear
I'm tired of eating imitation Spam
Could you bake me a country ham.

I looked at her, with hungry eyes
She asked if I needed Ketchup for my curly fries
I held my breath, I could hardly wait
For my little slice of heaven in that Dixie plate
I could feel the juices running down my chin
As my stomach started singing once again.

Could you bake me a country ham
Honey glazed with a side of yams
Leave it till it's golden brown
Pineapples all the way around
Let the sweet smell fill the air
Serve it to me in my easy chair
I'm tired of eating imitation Spam
Could you bake me a country ham.

Could you bake me a country ham
Honey glazed with a side of yams
Leave it till it's golden brown
Pineapples all the way around
Serve it to me in my underwear
I'm tired of eating imitation Spam
Could you bake me a country ham
Let the sweet smell fill the air!

Many websites inc. Cowboy Lyrics.

That's a song that makes me hungry to my soul.
January is the best time of year for a good smoked country ham, but any time will do. I prefer the ham without all the pineapple and sweet stuff.
The best is yet to come!

Take the leftover ham on the bone, slow cook it with pinto or tepary beans, garlic, red chili powder, oregano and onions. Take out and strip the bone, returning the meat to the pot. Adjust spices, cook a while longer. Serve with a good bread and good Mexican Beer.