Max for President

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 04 May 08 - 03:21 AM

Never mind President, what about Max for Mayor of London!

RtS

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 May 08 - 01:06 PM

Anybody with the initials MS must be related to Bill gates, and thus be independently wealthy in his own right.
Why would he want to be Prez, for the cigars?


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Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 08 - 01:00 PM

I think your best bet, Max, is the old "If nominated I will not run, and if elected will not serve....".

That's what the Beatles used when people wanted them to be President.



A

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 May 08 - 12:48 PM

Well your lordship, my mind is now working overtime as to what in your past might disqualify you.

G

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Max
Date: 03 May 08 - 11:27 AM

Al Gore and I, who together invented the internet, have decided that we can accomplish more goodness in this country as private citizens. So I must respectfully decline the opportunity to be president.

Not to mention that once the press talked to anyone who knew me in college, my ex-wife, my current wife, 2 of my 3 children, my mother and father, or many of you, I would immediately be disqualified.

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Hollowfox
Date: 02 May 08 - 05:08 PM

Max for president?...Hey, I thought you folks _liked_ Max!!! Take a look at photos of any of the guys who've had the job. Compare a photo of him before he takes office, and a photo as he leaves office. The stress of that #$@! job can wear anybody don like an emery board on a fingernail.

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 May 08 - 08:55 PM

if Max was President we would lose him while he was sorting out the mess the world is in!

Tho if it only took him a few minutes ...

sandra

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Fergie
Date: 01 May 08 - 08:54 PM

A star is not good enough for our Max, it must be at very least a galaxy

Fergus

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 May 08 - 08:40 PM

Man. Punctuation is important.

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 08 - 08:33 PM

Well, the problem is that Spaw "peters out" so that you WON'T ignore him.



A

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 May 08 - 06:40 PM

Origin unknown? I could take a guess.

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 May 08 - 06:38 PM

If you ignore it, it will peter out eventually.

G

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Bill D
Date: 01 May 08 - 06:34 PM

especially if someone encourages him

YOU, Amos, should know better!

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 08 - 06:30 PM

Leave Max' Peter out of this if you don't mind. Every time someone mentions it, Spaw starts pounding his chest and acting all Neanderthal and talking about bridges over rivers and other indecipherable trash.


A

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Bill D
Date: 01 May 08 - 04:36 PM

Max for president? Does no one remember "The Peter Principle"?

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 01 May 08 - 04:28 PM

Surely Max deserves not to be President!

Kitty

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 May 08 - 04:13 PM

Well, we could always have a star named after him like we did for Art, Jean, and the Patons.:-)

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 08 - 03:44 PM

If the nation were a computer--even an obstreperous lash-up of WIndows devices -- he would do fine.

It's the hoomings that make it hard.


A

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 May 08 - 02:51 PM

First he has to make Layabout, otherwise the pressures of the pres job would be too much for Max-- resposible man that he is.

~S~

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 May 08 - 02:25 PM

Finally - a candidate I can vote for. How about Art Thieme as his VP?

Subject: RE: Max for President
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 May 08 - 02:23 PM

He's already a God, so why buck for demotion?

G

Subject: Max for President
From: nutty
Date: 01 May 08 - 01:43 PM

...   well maybe thats a bit ambitious but I'm sure the countries (both US and UK) would run a hell of a lot better if Max were in charge.

Seriously though .... what Max does is absolutely amazing .... there must be an award that we could suggest he receive.

Any ideas??