The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)

Subject: RE: The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 02:21 PM

Thanks folks!

Subject: RE: The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 09:39 PM

Me too...

Good Satire is not always funny, especially to those being satirised...

Subject: RE: The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 06:51 PM

Well I like it, anyway.

Subject: RE: The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 10:50 AM

Caught this just before it fell off the bottom of the list and thought it deserved to survive another day.

Subject: The Chilcot Enquiry (a parody)
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:25 AM

The Chilcot Enquiry
(TTTO Who's afraid of the big bad wolf)

(Chorus)
Who's afraid of John Chilcot,
(is) Tony Blair? No he's not.
Who's afraid of John Chilcot,
tra la la la la.

It was just a few years back,
(with) Bush's party on the rack.
He called his crony, brother Tony,
Let's invade eye-raq
Ha, ha ha, the two little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Chorus)

So they planned a small foray,
'Til the UN said "No way!"
We don't give a damn, if you kill Saddam,
But regime change don't pay.
Ha, ha ha, our two little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

So, Lord Goldsmith, help us please,
This is why we pay your fees.
We need the right to start this fight,
Can you cite some WMDs?
Ha, ha ha, the three little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

Well, the goverment had qualms,
That they'd not find any arms.
But with Campbell in, they included 'spin'
To find missiles midst the palms.
Ha, ha ha, the four little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

Now John Chilcot holds the rein,
While our "leaders" feel the pain.
(Tho') He's not done yet, still it's fair to bet
On a whitewash once again!

(spoken) At this point I'll stop singing & laughing, as it's just not funny anymore!