BS: Looking for Neil Lowe

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:59 PM

OHMYGAWD NOT THAT!!!!!!!!OK, OK....I'll take the pledge.......but first...........

Can't I get the URL of Neo website(s)? I mean I spend 12 or 13 hours every day surfing the porn sites and I can't find her anywhere. My Mastercards and Visas are now all over the limit and I can't get much more credit, so before I have to file bankruptcy, maybe someone could just pass on that addy to me???????

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:51 PM

Aw, darlin' LilNeo, isn't it nice to have such a welcome home; isn't it nice to know that whatever else changes in the world, you can always come back to that one constant, the inestimable Spaw!?

You're sounding pretty good to me, whichever hat you wear, sweetie, just stick around, okay?

Now, Spaw and LeeJ! I am going to sit you both in that corner over there and make you look at nekkid pikchurs of each other, ya hear?!! Why the very idee thet you all'd go doin sich a thing! I never!

LilNeo, you be sure that contract is airtight, now, okay?

luvyayourMamaKat

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:44 PM

Catspaw unfortunately there are other websites who pay me for my naked photos.
If I were to post photos on the Mudcat for free, I would be in breach of my contract with the other websites.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM

Well I know you would Leej, I have every confidence in you. However, if you have any naked pix of yourself, have the bad taste NOT to post them. I'll do the same. But neo is talikin' about gettin' nekkid here and I want to get in a Kodak moment. Look Neo, I got this new little Nikon digital you can use and everything..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:24 PM

What makes you think I've got nekkid pictures of Neo? And if I did, I'd have the bad taste to post 'em?

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:17 PM

Ah ta' hell with that Leej...Let's get back to the part about Neo/BB gettin' nekkid!!! Do you think you can post pictures maybe?

Dirty Ol' Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 06:09 PM

These are the best ways to get a message to Neil Lowe:

1. Scrawl it on the inside of a matchbook cover from some dingy dive on the wrong side of town, where junkies mumble benedictions to silent streetwalkers. Place the matchbook in an empty wine bottle and feed it to the ebb tide.

2. Write it on the fly leaf of Henry Miller's Tropic of Capricorn, immolate it and let the smoke drift straight up into a crystal clear February sky.

3. Leave it with Cassady and Kerouac at their table in the corner of the Mudcat Tavern, they'll see that he gets it (or not).

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 01:29 PM

Yep, just came back again.
Have you been paying your Internet Fees by chance?
Do you have a fax?
I can fax it.
I would post it here, but then I'd feel a little too naked.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 01:25 PM

Well, I sent it 2 times like that and 2 times like [e-mail]
They have all come back.
So I will try again right now.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: GUEST,Neil Lowe
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 12:45 PM

Try [e-mail]

Subject: Looking for Neil Lowe
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 12:39 PM

Has anybody seen Neil Lowe?
When I send him an email, no address was found.
I've sent him a personal message, but have not had a reply.
So now I am putting out a bulletin looking for my Mudcat Buddy.
If I have no luck with this, I'll call the FBI

Little Neo