Tune Req: My Wife Left Town with a Banana

Subject: RE: Tune Req: HELP! My Wife Left Home With a Bana
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 01:47 PM

There used to be a advertising campaign here, promoting the healthy eating of bananas. The line went 'unzip a banana'.

Subject: Lyr Add: MY WIFE LEFT TOWN WITH A BANANA
From: dwditty
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 06:54 AM

I do this song, but I have no idea who did it originally, or even where I learned it. The tune starts out like Alice's Restaurant. (C A DGC)

MY WIFE LEFT TOWN WITH A BANANA

My Wife left town with a banana Life's a rotten deal.
I found that yellow sucker just hiding in her purse,
He's cold and hard, but he's got appeal.
I hope it never happens to you,
Some fruit breaks your marriage in two.
My wife left town with a banana,
She slipped away.

My wife left town with a banana
Now I'm a jealous man.
She found a six inch latin lover.
Now she does the tango with her right hand.
Right now I could just die.
He's eating my banana creme pie.
My wife left town with a banana.
She slipped away.

Subject: RE: Tune Req: HELP! My Wife Left Home With a Bana
From:
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 02:29 AM

Sorry bout that. My first time here. I need to find any info on this one song that has lyrics:

My wife left home with a banana My honey's slipping away... He may be green but he's got appeal!

At least those are the words as best we know. If you know anything about this song PLEASE email me!!

Subject: HELP! My Wife Left Home With a Banana??
From:
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 02:27 AM