BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: X
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 04:45 PM

"Uncle" Dave M. did play a banjos with resonators as well as ones without.

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 04:23 PM

Tattoo a beard on him and call it ZZ Top.

Actually, I think I've seen a picture of Uncle Dave with a resonator -he wasn't shy about being heard!

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 10:35 AM

What?

I have never been to a tattoo artist who did not expect full payment at time of service.

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 10:31 AM

It all depends on where, anatomically, the tattoo is located.

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: mack/misophist
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 10:06 AM

Really now, Liz the Squeak!! Anyone who wants can have a pound of flesh. But not one drop of blood.

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: Dead Horse
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 08:50 AM

Surgery is not necessary, they merely cover the tattoo with an offset black square. That way everybody can see you've been black-listed.

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 02:37 AM

Read your Shakespeare.... remember that pound of flesh?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Making payments on an outdated taatoo
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 02 - 12:28 AM

Surgically

Subject: BS: Repossession of inaccurate taatoo
From: wilco
Date: 31 Oct 02 - 06:07 PM

I have twelve more paymenys left on a tattoo, a tri-color portrait of Uncle Dave Macon. It shows him with a resonator banjo, which is historically inaccurate. The collection agency is threatening him with re-possession. How is this accomplished?