Lyr Add: Ballad of Saddam Hussein

Subject: Lyr Add: Ballad of Saddam Hussein
From: GUEST,Charlie Webb
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 08:23 PM

The Ballad of Saddam Hussein

Here is a typical interview with Saddam Hussian
by the BBC repoerter Rageh Omaar

(to the tune Ma he's making eyes at me)

Omaar, Dubya is bombing me
Omaar, that don't seem real friendly
He says I'm causing folks lots of pain
Says I run a despotic regime
Omaar, Bush says he'll depose me
And free up my country
Who's that knocking at the door
Another US marine corps
Omaar, he's bombing me.

Omaar, just look at Basra town
It really makes me want to frown
The British came with their tanks and guns
Took the town, my troops they just ran
the B"ath party aint ruling now
It seems my reign is done
What's that I hear a banshees cry
Or just the Black Watch marching by
Omaar, their shelling me

Ommar, I'm safe in Tikrit now
With family here in my home town
I've got my Republican guard
I know that they will fight very hard
Omaar, the Guard have run away
And left me here alone
I think that I might have to flee
To somewhere they'll protect me
Omaar, I'll have to go

Omaar, I have a cunning plan
I'm sure I've found a safe haven
I thought of trying Lybia
Russia, or perhaps China
But there's only one place for me
I know I can be free
Tony, he gave folks Human rights
I'm London bound on the next flight
Lord Woolf, he'll protect me!