Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson

Subject: Lyr Add: THE VASECTOMY SONG (John Williamson)
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 03:41 AM

i was looking too and i found them

It's just a modern world we live in, but why do they pick on me
Why just the other week my missus had the cheek to talk me into a va-sec-tom-y
At first it never clicked that I was gettin' nicked, I thought it was to test virility
Than after I went through it, ten days we couldn't do it and then the doctor said to me

I couldn't believe it folks - He said please blow into this bag, please sir
What? - to test your capability
I beg your pardon? - we're cutting down on accidents
I said are you fair dinkum - He said please blow into this bag and we'll see

Well - I couldn't believe it at first but you know what they say about doctors orders
So he gave me the little bag and ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups
Grubby little room it was, too, and I came back with my little bag
And the doctor was quite satisfied, and so was I

It's just a modern world we live in, there's knew fangled things every day
The cop said I was speedin', accordin' to his readin'
But I was three kilometers away
I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad, I tried to stay as calm as I could be
He found a bawldy tread, he saw my eyes were red
And then he said this strange thing to me - I said what again?

He said please blow into this bag, please sir
I said hang on - to test your capability
What? - we're cutting down on accidents
I said are you fair dinkum - He said please blow into this bag and we'll see

Well this time I really was shaken up, the cop could see I was a bit excited
He said well you better take a good grip on yourself son
So I went around behind a big gum tree and came back with my little bag
Well you can imagine what happened

It's just a modern world we live in, I'm feelin' very sad and pale
The judge said I was sick and threw me in the nick
And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail
So take it from a fool like me, beware of quacks and boys in blue
I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused
I'd catch a train if I was you-ou

All together now - please blow into this bag, please sir
Ahh, It sends a shiver down my spine
Please blow into this bag, please sir
If the women don't get you, it's the wine

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson
From: Peace
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:47 PM

Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson
From: GUEST,Big Jim From Jackson
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:51 AM

John's "The Vasectomy Song" can be found on three of his albums: Boogie With M' Baby, Waltzing Matilda-Live, and True Blue (a double album. Cathy, who takes care of the orders would be glad to ship one! They are all good albums with other great songs on them.

By the way, John Williamson, along with Pixie Jenkins and Warren Williams, are appearing on Feb. 7th in Springfield, MO at a place called Hammon's Hall! It will be his only venue in the USA. He is worth going a long way to see. I live about 250 miles away, but I'll be there as near to the front as I can get! This will be his first appearance in America

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson
From: clansfolk
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:48 AM

John Willimsons Office email


drop him an email, we contacted him a couple of years ago for some words and permission to record a couple of songs - and "he" was very helpful - not heard this one but it is on one of his CD's.

John's Web Site

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 05:11 AM

Hmmm. Haven't heard of that one. Click here for a thread with a number of vasectomy songs.
I'm glad I have a vasectomy, but I don't know that I'd want to sing about it...
-Joe Offer-

Subject: Lyr Req: The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:38 AM

Hi there,

I have looked all over the net for the song lyrics to this delightful ditty, but I cannot seem to find them. I was wondering if anyone here knew them.

a fragment of the lyrics is:

Just last week the misses had the cheek
To tell me to get a vasectomy

and the chorus starts off:

Please blow into this bag.


that is all i can remember at the moment. Thank you.