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Lyr Add: So Relax Rewrite
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Subject: Lyr Add: So Relax Rewrite From: Leadfingers Date: 23 Oct 13 - 04:24 PM Inter City Blues (Terry Docherty after Leon Redbone) Any time you choose just kick off your shoes Buy yourself a one way ticket to the blues Resign yourself to fate , you know that train's always late Relax Forget about the garbage on the carriage floor Ignore the vomit sticking to the lavatory door Rely on us to fail , Good Old British Rail Relax The way we treat the customers is a treat Twenty seven passengers for every seat And have you seen the menu , its really great Fifty kinds of Salmonella on a plate And the prices in the buffet will make you swear It doesnt cost a fortune , but we're getting there Coffee's very nice at ninety pence a slice Relax And it will come as no surprise We're really going to get you when we privatise Find a toilet roll and win a pize Relax No investment , no repairs , no more safety codes Derailments may be commonplace But we'll keep death off the roads So take you tranquilisers or just get pissed Either way you end up on the undertakers list Slacken off your tie , kiss your arse good bye Abide with me 'cos we're coming in to Clapham Relax with those mean old intercity blues Relax with those mean old intercity blues The original 'Relax' by Leon Redbone was used as the background music for Britih Rail T V commercials in the run up to privatisation , and this rewrite came about when Terry Docherty had a VERY delayed train journey at that time - He got off the train with most of this in his head ! see the So Relax thread for my chords |
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