Favorite Family Stories

Subject: Jackassing with Capt. Davis
From: Charley Noble
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 08:12 PM

Here's another opportunity to refine your favorite family stories. I'll start out with one of my Father's favorite stories, from the time when as town Selectman he had assumed responsibility for developing a draft budget to be presented at the annual town meeting:

JACKASSING WITH CAPTAIN DAVIS

(As remembered by Adolph Ipcar in 1998)

After I had just presented a budget to the Town Meeting in Georgetown (Maine), I walked outdoors for some fresh air. Old Captain Stin Davis greeted me there asking, "Is there a jackass in that budget?"

"I?ve never been asked that in all my budgeting days," I replied to him.

"Well," said Captain Davis, "when I sold my ship's cargo in them Mediterranean ports, I used to hire a jackass to transport me to possible buyers. I remember one day I got back to New York City and presented my expense accounts to the shipping clerk, who after examining them, said to me, 'Captain Davis, everything seems O.K. except for your jackass rental. We cannot reimburse you for that.'

Well, you know, when I sold off the next cargo and got back to present my accounts to that clerk, he looked them over and said, 'Captain Davis, everything looks O.K. and I'm glad I don't see any jackass in this billing.' He paid me off, and as I was leaving, I said to him, 'I know you don't see any jackass in that billing but the jackass is still there, Sir.'"

Cheerily,
Charley Noble