quicker travelling home

Subject: quicker travelling home
From: GUEST,Lurch
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:56 AM

Do you ever get the feeling that it takes forever getting to your destination, BUT when travelling home, it ALWAYS seems much shorter.
                   or
you are dying to go to the toilet, BUT the closer you get to the toilet the MORE urgent your 'tinkle' becomes!!!

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: Bev and Jerry
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 02:06 PM

Sometimes it really does take longer to get there then to get home.

One night it took us an hour and forty minutes to get to a pub in Kilcummin, Ireland from our B&B. That included a stop at another pub for a pint and to find out the name of the pub that had music that night and that it was in Kilcummin. It also included asking directions five more times on the way to Kilcummin.

After getting directions in that pub back to our B&B, it only took 10 minutes to get home.

The music and craic were wonderful so it was worth the trip.

Bev and Jerry

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: wildlone
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 03:31 PM

I travelled up to Caernarfon on my bike from South Wales,about 175 miles.
It was a fantastic sunny early morning and I seemed to get there in no time at all.
Coming back it started to get dark by the time I got to Brecon and it felt like hours before I reached the turning to Caerphilly.
In fact 35 miles.

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:47 PM

OK this is

B.S.!!!!

Many have been tricked into reading a thread (with expectactions) pertaining to:

Gypsies

Death

or Drain Cleaners

Where ARE the clones?????

There is a stinch above the cesspool and the toilet monitors are one vacation.

Sincerely, Gargoyle

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 08:35 PM

OH!

Come one, jump in the cesspool with us Gargoyle!

The water's fine! - just don't drink it...

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 01:34 AM

Gagroyle is right at home in cesspools, like fish in water. No one notices him because he has such a perfect disguise.

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 01:36 AM

Wonder who wrote the "Junkie's Junket"? Gagroyle.

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 01:42 AM

Gagroyle, do you know??????????????????????? All that time floating in the punch bowl.

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: wildlone
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 05:02 PM

Yes this is a BS thread, that is why it is included in the BS/Non music threads.
irish

quicker travelling home

death&gypsies

dave

Subject: RE: quicker travelling home
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 06:30 PM

I've always found coming home from Yorkshire is quicker than going there... I think it's because it's downhill all the way home.

LTS