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Subject: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Helen Date: 18 Nov 01 - 12:08 AM Here is the continuation of Secret Santa HINTS THREAD PART FIVE, which is getting too long for its own good. http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=40910&messages=103 Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Blackcatter Date: 19 Nov 01 - 01:22 AM the pause that refreshes |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Helen Date: 19 Nov 01 - 05:25 AM SOX hanging on the mantlepiece waiting for Santa to arrive. SAX music playing on the stereo to set the mood - Kenny whatsisname. SEXy thoughts while kissing Santa (or Mary Christmas) under the mistletoe - have a look at the pix of my hubby - then you'll know why I'd be kissing "Santa". & SIX?? Six reindeer? Where are the others? Six elves? Six Santa's Helpers? Six geese a-laying? Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST Date: 19 Nov 01 - 05:34 AM This thread sux :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 19 Nov 01 - 08:28 AM But Helen, look at MY picture. I live with the REAL Santa! Mary Christmas! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST Date: 19 Nov 01 - 08:51 AM Besides Helen, don't you know that there are 10 reindeer, not 6? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 19 Nov 01 - 09:10 AM GUEST: By 10 reindeer, I'm guessing you mean Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner (a.k.a. Donder), Blitzen, Rudolph and Olive. Am I correct? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 19 Nov 01 - 09:11 AM And of course you knew that all the reideer were really female. Did I get that in an email or was it posted here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Bat Goddess Date: 19 Nov 01 - 09:41 AM No -- *I* live with Santa Claus (Curmudgeon) -- or else he looks like Karl Marx (Santa Claus = Karl Marx anyway ;-) -- red suit, spreading the weath, etc.) or perhaps Whittier, the poet. Bat Goddess |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 19 Nov 01 - 09:50 AM Okay, Mary, I'll bite: No, I didn't know that all the reindeer are really female.... What's the punch line? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 19 Nov 01 - 09:58 AM Sharon, I can't find the joke! I hate to spoil it, but all I can remember is that it has something to do with losing antlers (females are the only ones who have antlers at Christmastime) and also some line about hauling a fat man all over the world in one night without getting lost. But I've searched my email jokes and can't find it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:23 AM Well Fortunato my friend, I'm glad you liked the gifts!! After I signed my name in a post, I went to my wife and told her I needed to switch Santees! I thought I blew it! I still may have but, name wise, but hopefully I threw you off the trail with those few little lies. I'm glad I didn't switch, this has been a lot of fun. Now we need to pick a spot somewhere in the middle of the two of us and throw back a pint or two. After all, we're not that far from each other!!! And we can use the beer book for suggestions!!!
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 19 Nov 01 - 11:07 AM Mary: Oh no! Hope you can find the joke eventually (does someone else know it to post it?)! Pseudolus (a.k.a. Frank, Bob, etc., etc.): So are you going to post your Secret Santa pictures dressed as each of your aliases? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Fortunato Date: 19 Nov 01 - 11:10 AM Pseudo, We'll look for an opportunity to do that. I have a grand son that lives in Elkton, MD. We get up that way from time to time, though usually he comes to stay with us. We might get out to the Delaware shore this summer as well, though that's a bit far off; we like Lewes and Broadkill for us and Bethany/Fenwick with the our herd of teenage boys. I'd love to get togther. If you're traveling down towards Silver Spring, then please let me know. Thanks again, for all and Merry Christmas. Here's a card from Honeyville, the little village that time forgot:
Dear Secret Santa, how are you by now fine I hope. Deed, I sure did like all the presents you sent. Momma said if we get down to the flatland where my cousin Buford is living, he might have a record player. That girl sure has pretty feet, hee, hee. Mr. Hunnicut the mail carrier said beer was something you drink and came in bottles and cans and was kind of like cider without the dead possum, and would get you real drunk if you could get enough of it. I sure would like try that real special one the feller wrote about, Bud. And the calendar had pictures of some mighty big houses and they was pretty too. There sure are a lot of numbers on it. Well, Ma's a-calling me now, she's out of snuff and I got to take some skins down to the store to trade. Ya'll come up the mountain to see us, Santa, we'll set on the porch and pick. (Play Music) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 19 Nov 01 - 12:24 PM Fort, I once drove 4 1/2 hours (each way!) to meet my sister for lunch! OK, so she makes the best cheesecake ANYWHERE but that's beside the point *bg*. All the places you mention are well within that one so the next time we can arrange it, I'm there!
SharonA, Frank |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SINSULL Date: 19 Nov 01 - 01:07 PM Reindeer info - Not a joke! > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 19 Nov 01 - 01:17 PM THAT'S IT! Now, if I can just find the one about why Santa is really female. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 19 Nov 01 - 01:24 PM Um... "historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer"? *BG* I assume you mean the history of the rendition and not of the subject matter! Lemme get this straight: We're talking about flying reindeer – one with a glowing red nose – who live at the North Pole with Santa Claus and his elves at their workshopuntil the reindeer pull Santa's sleigh through the air around the world as they land on the rooftop of every house in the world and wait for Santa to go down the chimney and leave toys and go back up the chimney and do all this in one night... ...and we are trying to determine the gender of the reindeer based on facts about wildlife? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 19 Nov 01 - 02:38 PM (Oops, I forgot... Santa's watching! Coal alert! Coal alert!) ...I mean... ...ah... *heh heh* ...what I wanted to say was... ...I just... ...just want to be SURE that we... ...uh... STICK with the FACTUAL account of Santa's HISTORY and... ...eh... *ahem* ...not STRAY from the TRUTH of the BRILLIANT flying feats of the reindeer and the... ...the EXACT location of that FIVE-STAR workshop... ...the BLINDING SPEED at which Santa does his EXCELLENT job and the SUPERB PHYSICAL CONDITION in which Santa keeps himself in order to ascend those chimneys... ...you know, underneath that suit, Santa's got some AMAZING ABS and the most PERFECT PECS... eh heh... eh heh... (Did it work? Am I back on the "nice" list?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 19 Nov 01 - 02:56 PM Well there's one thing that Santa and I have in common.....we've both decided to forego the six-pack abs and just go for the beer-ball!!!!!
It's working! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Santa1 Date: 19 Nov 01 - 04:10 PM Norton, my boy! I am halfway done with finding a gift for you! There is just are just a couple of more things I need to do and then I will ship it to a chimney near you. I just hope you like it, mate. Santa1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Steve in Idaho Date: 19 Nov 01 - 05:14 PM Ah Santa1 - I'll love it - I'd have settled for an e-mail so anything you are willing to share with me will most gratefully be appreciated! Nice to hear you and the family are well and getting ready for the season! Watch the elves though - they can get cranky this time of year! Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Louie Roy Date: 19 Nov 01 - 05:49 PM You Know there won't be no Santa this Christmas Eve because he got a DWI.Open this thread.Santa Got a DWI posted about 120 days ago Louie Roy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Amergin Date: 19 Nov 01 - 07:18 PM open what thread? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Robin2 Date: 19 Nov 01 - 07:45 PM Yippee! Came home from a job, and found nestled in my mailbox a wonderful surprise from my Secret Santa!
I recieved a wonderful book of Celtic verse (I LOVE all things Celtic!)...here's an excerpt from one of the poems with a Mudcat reference!
THE MYSTERY OF AMERGIN
I am the wind that breathes upon the sea
Well, Amergin, I didn't know all of that about you! I also recieved a great looking recipe for Peppermint pressed cookies that I am going to make this weekend!
Your gift was wonderful Secret Santa, and I can't wait to find out who you are!!! Robin
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 19 Nov 01 - 08:17 PM ahem, Robin (and Frank)...pictures? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Louie Roy Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:05 PM Amergin,Kat refreshed the thread.Louie Roy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Amergin Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:07 PM oh ok...I saw it...hilarious! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:37 PM Hey Mary, what pictures??? Frank |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Amergin Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:55 PM the nekkid ones of you and the gifts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,PseudoSanta Date: 20 Nov 01 - 04:52 AM PSEUDOLUS. OK, it's done. The long, snaking convoy has departed and vanished from view over the western hills, leaving naught but a plume of dust to mark its melancholy passing. The augurs tell me that the travel time is 3 to 5 working days... but if you believe that, you'll believe anything... Anyway, expect a LARGE brown parcel... hehehehehe |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Sharon A's Secret Santa Date: 20 Nov 01 - 07:29 AM Ho Ho Ho!!! Sharon A It's on its way I hope today If the postman gets a move on! Ho Ho Ho! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 20 Nov 01 - 09:01 AM Oh the nekkid pictures with the gifts! I have it on good authority that there is a (and I quote) LARGE brown parcel coming my way!!!! As soon as it gets here, I'll get nekkid!! Alright maybe not, but it will be exciting and I will take pictures!!! Thanks Santa, I can't wait! Frank |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 20 Nov 01 - 09:08 AM Has anybody turned pictures in yet of the happy events?!? Are they out there somewhere for us to see?!? I'd love to take a look......anybody know where they are? Frank |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: SharonA Date: 20 Nov 01 - 12:36 PM Oh Oh Oh! My pressie's coming!!! Time for me to start camping out at the post office. Good thing they spruced up their lobby last weekend; I'll have a nice, shiny floor to sleep on! Now, the litter box for the cat should fit nicely under the post office boxes.... but where to set up the gas grill?? By the window, I suppose... I can hardly wait, Secret St. Nick! Thanks!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 20 Nov 01 - 12:46 PM Frank, there is a Santa/Santee thread which links to the page of pictures in the first post. I intend to refresh the thread when I get more pictures. Many folks have *promised* to send pictures. I understand about being camera shy, or the hassle involved in getting a picture, but do try to send something. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Pseudolus Date: 20 Nov 01 - 01:40 PM Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, now I remember! Now, I don't have a scanner so I'll be one of the ones sending actual pictures. I seem to remember that's ok right? I'm gonna have my lovely wife take a picture of me actually opening the Secret Santa gift and I'll send them both at the same time. This has been a LOT of fun!!! Frank
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Burke Date: 20 Nov 01 - 01:43 PM Santa, do you live in Flushing? If so, it's here. Really it came last week, but I was out of town & it took until today for me to get to the package window when the mail center was open. I've only had time to do some guessing so far. I think I go back & look at my hints to get an idea of what it might be.
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 20 Nov 01 - 03:05 PM Frank, send any pictures you have! We need one of Karen too. I'll PM you my snail mail address in case Karen can't find it. Everybody else, keep those pictures coming! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Helen's Date: 20 Nov 01 - 04:54 PM Helen it's in the mail but going by boat. Don't hold your breath. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Helen Date: 20 Nov 01 - 05:12 PM Thanks, SS. This means I won't be tempted to open it before Christmas, then. I'll be patient, I promise. I'll even be good until then, too, so that it doesn't turn into a lump of coal. Also, I still haven't heard from my Santee, and I sent the parcel by airmail. Waiting, waiting - doubly waiting. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Kat's Secret Santa Date: 20 Nov 01 - 05:26 PM I see you've been patient, and you will be rewarded. How soon? That is in the hands of my postal elvish assistants. Remember, good things come in small packages. Mwahaa!, er, ho ho ho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Burke's SS Date: 20 Nov 01 - 06:05 PM No. I don't live in Flushing but suspicious packages go through the main post office to be screened. Hope the irradiation didn't harm the little varmints. Better open it soon. Don't know how long they can go without water. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Blackcatter Date: 20 Nov 01 - 09:45 PM Hey, I sent a Wren all the way to Australia and he's fine... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Burke Date: 21 Nov 01 - 06:34 PM Santa, I am completely & totally speechless. I am overwhealmed! Thank-you, Thank-you! You should not have! I know how much it cost & I am in tears. I would never, ever have guessed it. I was alone so there was no one to take my picture or hear me shout. I will try get one taken & send it in. In the mean time Click here. Oh my! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,CapriUni who is home for Thanksgiving Date: 21 Nov 01 - 06:54 PM As for all the reindeer (assuming that the common illustrations of them are acturate) being female -- This conclusion is not the punchline to a joke, but based on biology. Reindeer are (iirc) the only antlered creatures where both the males and females have a set. The males drop their antlers in the fall, after the rutting season, but the females keep their antlers all through the winter. Since all the reindeer shown pulling Santa's sleigh on Christmas eve still have antlers, they must all be female... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: katlaughing Date: 22 Nov 01 - 12:53 AM Burke! Thanks for the piccie. I know who your SS MUST be! Wow! To my SS, yes, I've been patient, but those postal elves should not count on that for too much longer; I've run out of things to bat around and elves ears would be fun, I think!**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: GUEST,Dani's Santus Obscurus Date: 22 Nov 01 - 12:57 AM Oh, Dani...finally gathered all the parts, battened down the hatches and set sail...er...I mean the elves have set out and all things working like a well-oiled hinge, you should have a suprise sometime near the end of next week. One of the reindeer got her/his feet wet and thought he was setting sail, but we convinced him/her otherwise, and still he/she looks longingly towards the sandy beaches. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Blackcatter Date: 22 Nov 01 - 01:51 AM The one thing I've always wondered about Santa's reindeer is are they always reindeer? What I mean is that there is basically two names for them: Reindeer, which appears to be the name of choice in Europe and Asia (by English speakers, of course) and Caribou, which appears to be the name for North America. They officially have different scientific names: Rangifer tarandus & Rangifer caribou, but the Random House Dictionary (unabriged) clearly states that caribou are basically the same animal as reindeer. Here's the question: If the two names are, for the most part,location oriented, when Santa is in the Americas is Rudolph, Olive & the rest caribou? And to further (possibly) complicate matters... I assume Santa has a fairly big plot of land at the North Pole. If so, technically part of it could be considered to be in the Western Hemisphere. When the reindeer are in that part of the property, are they caribou (and do they have different first names, since the ones they have are generally Germanic in origin, like the term reindeer)? You may guess that I'm going a little stir crazy here, and am anxiously looking forward to my gift... HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL - now go out and kill those turkeys so winter can begin! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa THREAD PART SOX SAX SEX SIX From: Sarah the flute Date: 22 Nov 01 - 03:34 AM Think my Santa must be a silent secret Santa ... they never seem to post here .... a despondent S the F |