Campsite at Drumcree IV

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM

Don't you be stamina-ing me, you Irish-talkin' intervener! A wee bit of a doggy-paddle from Larne till Adelaide is like a length o' Lurgan pool till me!

And don't "honour" me, boy! Isaac McKittery fears God and honours the King. And that's all the honourin' I'll be doin'.

I declare to God, I'm a glad man that I turned back for sweet Killicomaine!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Peter Benchley
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 10:08 AM

"Doggy-paddle", is it, ye dorty article? Ye'll be havin' a go at yon hump-backed wheals next.

It'd answer ye better ta be sayin' yer prayers back at Drumcree.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: paddymac
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 01:44 PM

So, brudder Isaaaaaaaac, if a lady fair offers her honor ye'll not be honorin' her offer? If ye doan honor her offer ye'll not be on her and off a'tall, a'tall.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM

They don't call them hump-backs for nothin' now do they?

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: Big Tim
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 04:24 PM

Good stuff!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Roy Keane
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 04:31 PM

McKittery you're a feckin' wanker and a crap swimmer. Actually a good wank would probably kill yee...and fuck Mick McCarthy...instead of Alison. Good luck.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: Hrothgar
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM

A+ for dog paddling, McKittery.

B- for biology.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 12:05 AM

.......And in a last minute addition to tonight's Australian National News, an announcement has been made by the Prime Minister, Mr Howard, that the navy has been alerted folowing reports from coastal surveillance sub-contractors in a balloon over the Indian Ocean that an unidentified vessel of undoubtedly foreign origin has been sighted, apparently headed int the general direction of Australia. Mr Howard has described it as highly probable that this could be another boatload of illegal immigrants and queue-jumpers who pose a significant terrorist threat to the law-abiding Australian people.

The friendly governments of Iraq, Iran and Iswam have been asked to provide temporary accomodation for any asylum seekers who make it through the ring of steel which is to be established by the Australian armed forces around our shores. Mr Ruddock, the Minister for eliminating Immigration has described this a humane act, intended to ensure that no unwanted starving, desperate foreign national may set foot on our soil, and have to be taken in to our detention centres. These have now been white-washed by the Commonwealth's special investigative body in response to the international demand for a fair and independent examination, but will not be ready to re-open until the paint dries.

The entire Australian military establishment has been placed on a high state of readiness and all leave has been cancelled. Both rowing boats are to set to sea immediately with orders to find the incoming vessel, which is reported to have been exchanging signals in an unbreakable code with other unidentified sources. It is reported that they have orders to stop and board the vessel.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: alison
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 01:42 AM

so that's how it is, is it????.... you find a woman wi a wee bit of spirit in her... and she scares ye aff back til yer ma!!... what a waster!!!

yer not the man I thought ye were at all Isaac.... shure even DerryaddSam had more balls than you....... he was no quitter!!

now where did that nice Mr Whippy end up???????????

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Erin Copeland, Professor of Cetacean endosco
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 05:24 AM

I wouldn't trust a word from thon Howard. Coastal surveillance is it? Whistlin' with the whales? Don't get me started. With his high-ends and his big-ends an' all he wouldn't know the difference between an endoscope and a periscope.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree IV
From: GUEST,Australian Immigration Authorities
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 09:29 AM

We'll take no more!
Time for Campsite at Drumcree V.