BS: Evil Mystery Guest

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 07:04 PM

Instant coffee is worse. That, and sex with the energizer bunny.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 07:07 PM

I drink that crap too, but sex with the Energizer Bunny? now that is just sick, man, sick. Going and going and going and coming and coming and coming......ooopps, sorry, this is not a 3X rated site, is it?

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: hesperis
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:20 PM

LOL, Sorcha!

Rick and LH - they aren't just found in the Top Hat. I had a crazy friend who'd try to drag me to all these weird boozer-loser parties, there were guys like that in every corner. It was awful! They might be younger than BDiBR, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:29 PM

Well, since it seems the BDiBR isn't the Hawk, I got a suspicion who it might be..........hesp, do you claim the Hawk as your SO or not? Now, mind, your reply might be held against you, you have the right to a Solicitor, etc, etc. Your hamsters are no doubt better friends, woman. Hamsters. Huh. Miniature Whistle Pigs. Get whistle pigs, they cuddle better.

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:30 PM

Sorcha - I found out that "Upchuck" is more appropriate than I ever suspected. Maybe the 'chucks will choose to share the story. It involves a CD, Cisco Houston, and mail in a "brown paper wrapper".

Little Hawk, Years ago (and it may still be going on) when sugar was in short supply and Cuban sugar was not welcome in the US, some enterprising businessmen found that if they blended it with a foreign substance (cocoa powder, for instance), it was no longer technically sugar but something else which was importable. Cocoa was expensive and hard to separate. Maybe that's how Red Rose arrived in the states. A simple straining/sifting to remove it from the precious white powder and then foist it off on the diner trade. BTW, I actually have an acquaintance who goes nowhere without her stash of Red Rose tea. She will drink no other. My nephew is thinking of marrying her daughter. I have reservations - wouldn't you???

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:34 PM

Yeah, my feeling is that he is anywhere from late twenties to mid-thirties...a case of arrested development, stuck forever at the conceptual age of 16, and a seriously dumb 16 at that. If he has remained in Blind River that long, it figures. I've seen the place briefly, and I was not impressed.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:48 PM

SINSULL, LOL, and ROF here. I too would have serious reservations!! I am dying to hear the Upchuck Story. Around here lately, it seems to be Butt Chuck by Cannines.....first one then the other. I a REAL tired of baby wipes, butt baths and carpet shampooing. NO idea what is wrong, or why they are taking turns at it.....sheesh, my life.

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: GUEST,Midchuck (not now nekkid) f/k/a EMG
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 10:54 PM

It wasn't Cisco Houston. It was Utah Phillips. Cisco was dead many years before the Woodchucks organized.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 11:04 PM

I'm confused. How did we get from BDiBR to Cisco Houston and Utah Phillips? What does it all have to do with who is who's SO? Where do the hamsters come in? What is a Butt Chuck? Do woodchucks upchuck or do they just predict the weather? Is the Energizer Bunny coming or going, and what does it have to do with Hilary's congressional career? Is it true that Bill Clinton is going to become a TV evangelist? Why am I still mudcatting when I should be sleeping? Does anyone care?

What thread is this, anyway?

I'm confused.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 11:19 PM

You think YOU'RE confused, LH!! Ok, I'll tell one or two things......Butt Chucks is like butt wipes, nasty smears on the carpet. YOU brought up sex with the Energizer Bunny not me! I have no idea if you are going or coming......the SO stuff--you do seem to know a LOT about Hesp's hamsters.......If Billy Boy becomes a TV evangelist, he will have to pardon EVERYbody......including Pelitier......how's that for a non sequitir? Go to bed, Hawkster. It might all make sense tomorrow..........????

I care, and this is UpChucks' thread. Started out there, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 11:44 PM

sORRY, MIDCHUCK. i JUST RECEIVED A cISCO hOUSTON lp BY MAIL AND WAS TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED. Damn Capslock!
Why couldn't these people have normal names like George or Tom. Cisco; Utah; Jeez!

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: GUEST,NOT Blind Drunk in Blind River !
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:22 PM

I have my suspishions too, eh?

You know, this guy culd be a joke, or he could be for real. Of course, if he IS For real then that would reaally be a joke! Ha! Ha1 Ha!

ANyway, whoever he is that BDiBR guy sure is a major flippin loser, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Evil Mystery Guest
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:58 PM

Or just a sad case issuing a cry for help.