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Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,HughM Date: 19 Dec 11 - 07:50 AM ...let us be beastly to the Germans |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,pitheris Date: 19 Dec 11 - 08:23 AM talk about me when I'm gone swat a fly harm a flea stop a bee if he is going anywhere. . . touch my tomato let the sun catch you cryin Don't you cry for me pout cry |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Phil Edwards Date: 19 Dec 11 - 09:20 AM A friend of mine said that the moral of The Outlandish Knight was "Never turn your back on a woman". A female friend suggested that "Don't be a serial killer" would be more to the point! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:37 PM Mr. Happy: But your 'undrud was a repeat--does that count? |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:08 PM say a mumblin' word |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:10 PM dance Josie |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 20 Dec 11 - 08:47 AM Blame it on the boogy |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Owen Woodson Date: 20 Dec 11 - 11:52 AM Steal sixteen of the King's fat dear. Sell same in Bohenny Listen to your mother's advice and marry the Brown Girl Ignore your mother's advice, plus omens and porents, and go off to see your ain true Maggie, after being warned about deep holes in Clyde's water. Try and cross the Clyde when the water's too rough. Challenge Johnny Morrissey to a boxing match. Not if you're a Russian sailor at any rate. Leave your cabin boy to drown when hje's got an auger in his hand and her's just sunk the Turkish revelry. Try to prove you're better than the steam drill. Refuse to tell the fause Argyle where your dowry's hidden. He'll find it anyway |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:28 PM dont go down to the quarry. Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Big Ben Johnson made a bet with Mad Man Mike That he could cross the quarry in the middle of the night He got there, 'bout halfway across When he started sinking down in the red clay moss. Nearby standin' on the tracks where the trains used to come Was Mad Man Mike, beatin' on his drum Laughin' out loud, eyes rollin' in his head Standin' on the tracks in the Lucifer's stead With a long red cape and fire in his eyes He lifted up his hands to the midnight skies And the thunder start to roll and the lightenin' flashed wild And Big Ben Johnson start a cryin' like a child. Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down Then the earth gave a shudder, the quarry start to split Screamin' down went Johnson into the fiery pit With a laugh that shivered the center of the bone Mad Man Mike just standin' there alone He's callin' all the people, to take their turn And fall into the pit and eternally burn Down, down, don't go down Down, down, down, down Lucifer's caught on the railraod track He's howlin' at the moon 'cause he can't come back And in the evenin' while we're sittin' there in front of the fire We laugh at old Lucifer before we retire Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:34 PM dont let your deal go down. dont dilly dally on the way. dont do it. dont go down the mine dad |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:48 PM dont sing love songs you will wake my mother. dont sing no sad songs for me dont sing aloha when i go. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:54 PM dont shoot the piano player. daddy dont play your concertina when you drive |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 01:00 PM dont. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:18 AM "Da don't ron ron"!! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:19 AM "Don't wa diddy diddy don't diddy don't" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 22 Dec 11 - 08:07 AM Sorry! "Walk backwards into Christmas" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:35 AM (Must be because of all the glass ornaments on the tree.) |
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