Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver

Subject: Obit: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:04 PM

Helooo,
i thinking of beeen a taxi driver, my frrend called jAmes isa txi driver, anmd my frend caalllled STeve is a taxi driver, and they can making loads of money.

but i got "drink driving re" record on my liceunse, but my frend called james says "it dusent matter".,
you can rent car off them, and its 70 quid a week, and you can make $100 a nigh, so that pays for it,


and them taxiu peolple not got proper insurencace, [so its cheeperar]
prorper taxi insureance is more expenxsieve, but that taxi boss is not bothered.

and i nkow the area as well, [so no problum there][


and i can rent a car off them for 70 quid a week, and i knoew the area, and wehn the studentss come back i can rip them off [ie charhge them more, [stednubntes are rubbish],
charge them 5 quid for 2 quid job etc.

and you haf to pay money for taxi radio in your cat, but i dony knoew how muchj i that is, [i have to ask the taxi booss], ;and see about the hours etc,

and taxio job means you is selfg employed, = so gey you holidays booked etcv

[my holidays time is WHItyby FoLlj Week., [thats in aSgust]


[in busiy time you can make loads of moiney, my frend called STeve is a Taxi driver, but he sspends all his money in the pub, [ i bet if he dident go to pub evry day, he could buy a house, but he likes to go to pub.john

Subject: RE: Obit: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:06 PM

i putobit, bit it was a mistake, [ i;m not ded, [it should be "joyhgn from hull-taxi driber"

anyway= 70 wuid = only 10 qwewiud a day, so i going to see anoiut this,.
john

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:10 PM

helooo, please cahnge this title to=jihn from hull -taxi driver.

Subject: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:14 PM

i thghinkjing of been a taxi fgriver.

johhn

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:50 PM

anyway= i dont knoew how muchth is tadio mooney, [
[ if its your car its 40 quid a week], if you rent the car off them, i dont know, m[ mabye is included, [ i haf to ask them, and fidn out.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:58 PM

Why do you even bother....

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: bengi
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:00 AM

You've given up on being Hulls touch typist?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:07 AM

i applied for job at the goodwin centre [as Etnic minorities social inclusion officer], i hope i get that job, , but probably i won;t, [as loads of un employement in hull. and about 200 peopollke trying for every job.

anyway=goverment should make more jobs in hull., as every body is getting fed up of not having a job etvc,=


goverment should make factorys here, [like car factorys etc [i 36 years old, but i nerver seen no big factorys here in my life],
goverment and council etc are shit, [they just lie all the tine =" we make loads of jobs for people",
but they dont, they just lie, council piss me off, they full off shit.

they never make any big factorys here, always sonewere else.


only job here is fish factory job, or cleaning job, -or taxi driver job, or bouncer in nightclub job,

or out of town jobs waht nobody wants anyway= like slaughterman job, or shit jobs like that.


hull is shit for jobs, unless you got a good proffesion = ie you are doctor, or archy tect or law yer, you cant find a job,
maybe next year i will move, [leeeds or wake field etc , not sure really], but i fed up of job situation in hull, its shit.


i will try taxi driving job, after that, [if its no good etc] ,
i will move.


hull is good for music, but job situation is crap, no jobs here.


i tried to make a car buisunesss [selling cars to people],
but people here got no money [they can;t even afford the cheap ones!]

hull is shit, no jobs, no money.


i think i will move.


i will try taxi driving, after 1 year, if i dident make any money, i will move away.


john

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:09 AM

clinton hamonnd=why do you even bother as well !

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:17 AM

anyway=if you dont want to read my messages, then dont read them then,

this message even said "john from hull",
so if you read it, and got fed up , then its your fault, you musy be stupid!

ie= you see mesages callked john from hull, then you read it, then you get bored and fed up!

thats your fault, dont blame me, =

if i see any thread- clinton hamonnd wwants to see about taxi driving job, =
i will say good luck cliton, or not read it, but you read it, so don;t moan about it.


anyway=if you got no good thinhgsd tp say, then just shut up.


john

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:22 AM

Cliton Hamond is rubbish.
[alwaytys moaningf]

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: mack/misophist
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:12 AM

There can be too much, even of a good thing. And when it's not really that good....

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:15 AM

blsr, blar, blar =mack misphisptst can get lost as well
if you dont like my ,messages-dont read them themn.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:41 AM

Go to bed, Sir jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:27 AM

here are two dimbulbs who deserve each other.

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: ossonflags
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:32 AM

I think you would make a good taxi driver John.Maybe combine it with your last venture in the curry shop and serve little candle lit suppers in the back of your taxi? More power to you and fuck the begrudgers.

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:49 AM

Thanks for your'e good wishes Mick,
i fed up of working in curry place, i been there 10 years now, probly i would of got less for murder!

and my boss is a ficking dickhead as well, [i think you seen him, [ he's a stupid little midget basterd]

anyway=i playing your CD now, its called Changing Your Trousers or something
[ i can play it loud becouse all my neebours moved away, i sent ome of them a letter Qoute="Dear Bastard next door, don't blooddy putting your rubish in my bin anymore, i pay council tax for my bin, amd not for arseoles like you to put rubbish in it, so jusy wahtch it, next time i see you put any stuff in my bin= i smash your bloddy face in" end qoute.

he moved out the next day, and good ridddance, we don't want people like that around here.

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:56 AM

anyway=he was called Terry before he moved out, [i know this becouse he wrote to me " dear man next doorr, please stop playing loud folk music at crazy hours, yours sincerely Terry"

i wrote back= "dear Terry, kiss my fat arse, all the best.john"


anyway=my mate Mike killed someone, he got 4 years, but only did 2, [it was in the paper about him, he murdered a bloke outside humber pilot pub, but they changed the name after that, its just called pilot now.

anyway=i'm going to skeletons for my breakfust, bye.


john

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: greg stephens
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:58 AM

Perhaps Council Recycling Officer, or Neighbourhood Reconciliation Outreach Adviser, woulld be a more appropriate use of your talents, Sir JOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: jiohnh from hull= taxi dfriver.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:04 AM

Heloo greg, i applied for job,
job is Ethnic Minorities Social Inclusion Officer, i told El Ted, he said i have to buy a cardigan, if i get that job.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:27 AM

I think that you should collect all your postings on Mudcat, and publish them, I will start a competition for an apt title with this.

'Who the f99k is Irving Welch?

Giok

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: mooman
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 05:57 AM

jOhn,

I am now really intrigued about the taxi radio that you have to have in your cat in Hull9...

All the best

Richard

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:00 AM

*yawn*

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:09 AM

I thought that radios with cat's whiskers went out years ago !

Sir jOhn - aren't there any vacancies for Brain Surgeons, or Atomic Physicists up Hull way then ?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Joybell
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:19 AM

Go for it Sir jOhn. Please keep us posted. I like John who used to be Giok's idea. If you do publish may I have a signed copy. Your faithful-fan-down-under Joy

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:20 AM

Any chance you could tow a shed to Farlington with your Taxi
Ta

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: el ted
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:28 AM

There is no L in Fartington Andy.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:28 AM

jOhn

You would have to change your name again but you have a choice:
drive from hull
you been busy from hull
what time do you finish from hull
robin bastard from hull

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: mooman
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:36 AM

To make it easier you could charge those lazy students a standard flat fare of £9 (or a £57 card for six trips).

Richard

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Gurney
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 06:43 AM

Hey, jOhn, I'd be careful with the licence bit if I were you.
It is the driver, NOT the owner of the car, who has to be legal.

Long ago, I had a joke lifetime fishing license that my aunt brought back from the States, 'Legal in all 48 States, US Territories, and Canada, until caught by a game warden, or until the holder comes to his senses....'   Same situation.

Here in Godzone, there are a lot of people making a reasonable living mowing lawns, pruning shrubs, and general gardening. It is fairly cheap to set up the business (compared with most) and self-employment isn't too bad when you get used to it. Just a thought. Cheers.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 07:19 AM

John sorry about the mispelling and thanks to that nice flamencoist for the correction so what are your heavy haulage rates You could call yourself Ull Truck if no one else have thought about it

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST,Friend of Bill W.
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 07:46 AM

John,

You need to get help. And you need to get it very soon.

There are groups in Hull that will welcome and help you. You have to make a decision, though, that you want to help yourself.

I've been there, my friend, and understand how hopeless you now feel. I also now know that it doesn't have to be that way.

I pray you'll get the help you need.

I am a friend of Bill W. You should become one too.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: s6k
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:16 AM

you show them john!

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Jack The Lad
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:22 AM

jOhn, don't move to leeds- leeds is rubbish. i moved from Hull to leeds and ended up in israel- which is very nice but doesn't have any curry ships.
Jack the Lad

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:55 AM

South of Humber this time of night? Nah sorry mate that'll cost you doubl9e.
Giok

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: el ted
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:56 AM

Who is Bill W?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 09:18 AM

Is it thae famous Geordie Bill WhyIman If it wasnt raining I could launch his famous croon Its a a beautiful daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuh!

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:00 AM

Helooo, this is music site, noy taxi driver in Hull site,

if you wriote a song about taxi driver in Hull, then ok then, otherewaise shut up.,
i fed up of seeing Hull thghgreads

[if you wroite a song about Hull, then post it here, [otheresie, if not, then shut upp about it.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:34 AM

The only thing that puzzles me is why does this man manage to produce a well-written (with good typimg and spelling) and humorous website like this

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:19 PM

But you can have a folk singing taxi driver and don't forget, a taxi driver once won mastermind. I've got a radio you can have in your taxi John my friend. It only needs a new battery, and you can pick up radio 2. I hope that helps you out. Also if you buy one of those little cool boxes that runs off your cigarette lighter socket, you could offer cold drinks to the students and charge them £3.00 a bottle plus tips. I can see it will soon be; Sir jOhn from Hull MBE, taxi driver and millionaire.

If peopel critisize youre spelin till tham to stuf orff. Nobody thought the Wright brothers would be able to fly.Or that the famous man who swum the channel would have the internet named after him.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:35 PM

j0hn9 in pub

John H in studio

Hull is a diverse place.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:57 PM

Here's a better idea John...

Get help for your alcoholism

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST, SickofClit
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:58 PM

Can you get help for your arseholity Clit?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:39 PM

When do we get to the punchline?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:40 PM

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
If j0hn drinks one of those bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer
If j0hn drinks one of those bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer
If j0hn drinks one of those bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer

etc. etc. until there's no more bottles of beer on the wall. That's when j0hn logs onto Mudcat and starts a thread like this.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: GUEST,MADD
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:42 PM

Seriously, though, who here would get into a car with Sir jOhn From Hull behind the wheel?

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:15 PM

Oh... hahahahahaha.... Now there's a joke play on my name that I've NEVER seen before... wow guest... you sure are original...

:-|

This whole thread needs to be deleted...

what a waste of electrons

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: s6k
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:20 PM

this thread is one of the top 10 i have ever seen. its just the people who moan at it who tarnish it, but they have to intrude somewhere to feel they belong i suppose

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Les from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:54 PM

Well MADD, me for one, done it several times and happy to do it again. jOhn is an excellent (and sober) driver.

Subject: RE: Sir jOhn From Hull-taxi driver
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:09 PM

Loser

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....

(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel
it)

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

-Beck-