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Subject: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:06 AM Found on another forum: CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! ~ "Unknown" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember "I"! before "E", except in Budweiser. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: jeffp Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:35 AM Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: nosluap57 Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:37 AM "Never drink water. Fish f*ck in it." - W.C. Fields |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Amos Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:54 AM Cliff's note is so riddled with illogic as to be flamboyantly irreverent! LOL!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Morticia Date: 23 Jan 04 - 12:39 PM Everyone should believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink. |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Bill D Date: 23 Jan 04 - 12:40 PM "Got problems? You just need to beer up under the strain" Bill D, 1997 -------------------------------------------------------------------- beer allows you to take life's little problems more easily and remain cool under stress |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: curmudgeon Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:01 PM There are but two reasons to take a drink; one is to cure a thirst, the other to prevent a thirst. Prevention is better than cure. |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Kim C Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:25 PM Thanks, Spaw. I needed that! |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: pixieofdoom Date: 23 Jan 04 - 02:52 PM "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: GUEST,Kaleb Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:09 PM Our Lager, which art in barrels, |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:51 PM How many (especially over 40) who extol all this talk about beer are at this point unhealthily fat? |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Dave the Gnome Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:00 PM Dunno, Martin, but I do know there are an awful lot of healthy miserable gits with stress levels that will see them off before they are 50:-) Bit of a heartwarmimg rather than humerous beer story Here. Follow the link "A Great New Beer for a Great Cause". Who says beer can't help anyone! Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: ChickenSoupForTheBeerDrinkingSoul From: Joe_F Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:33 PM ...And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. -- A. E. Housman I'm very fond of water, I drink it noon and night; No mother's son or daughter Hath therein more delight. At luncheon, too, I drink it, And strength it seems to bring: When really good, I think it A liquor for a king. But I forgot to mention -- 'Tis best to be sincere -- I use an old invention That makes it into Beer. -- Lord Neaves Through the years we've grown used To the truth-telling boor, So rejoice in the yeast And its white lies on beer, In the bubble-borne boost To the bedlam where you're A contented old beast In a Happy New Year. -- me |