UK Mudcatters form new band

Subject: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 15 Feb 08 - 08:36 AM

Three of us - Oombanjo(banjo, guitar & vocals), Mississippi John(guitar, harmonica & vocals)and Sir Roger de Beverley (mandolin, guitar, harmonica & vocals)- together with a friend, Pete(accordian, banjo & bass), have formed a band to play old timey tunes and songs mixed in with other country/blues/folk selections.

Our first public performance will be at The Tiger Inn, Lairgate, Beverley on Saturday March 8th starting between 8.30pm and 9.00pm Entry is free but you may have to pay to get out! Seriously though, a good turn out for support would be much appreciated.

Oombanjo says that we should be called the Saggy Bottom Boys but Mississippi John insists that his is pert.

R

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Feb 08 - 08:58 AM

If you had a lady with you, you could be Anna Valley and the Clatfords....

Perhaps you should just go with the Beverley Bill Hillies.

LTS

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Feb 08 - 09:29 AM

Should Mississippi John need a second opinion on the state of his bottom, I'd like to offer my services.

I'm very experienced when it comes to arses.

LTS

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Bee
Date: 15 Feb 08 - 10:17 AM

I could offer a learned second opinion on bottom pertness, if required.

Good luck with the band - it sounds fun.

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Rumncoke
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 04:11 AM

I've been making kilts for some time and can calculate the percentage pertness just by eye now.

I had thought of having a pertness panel meet beforehand, for adjudication, and possible issue of pertness certificates, but alas I am far to the south and will not be able to attend the inorger inaurg the first appearance of the band, but hope all goes well.

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 05:17 AM

I've had some experience in remote tailoring and I much prefer the 'hands on' approach... it's more reliable and less open to miscalculation.

LTS

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: BanjoRay
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 06:20 AM

If Rumncoke thinks she's too far to the south, wait till she sees the band...
Ray

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: oombanjo
Date: 17 Feb 08 - 03:49 PM

T wat,s that you say Ray, the only thing we have that's South of the border, is the Mextex influence and the coconuts hanging below the hula skirts

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 06:45 AM

Whatever you call yourselves, may I wish you success and happiness.

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: GUEST,Dianne Forritt
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 11:08 AM

You 3 boys in hula skirts that sounds quite a spectacle.
Will Mr Oom have his new weapon on display?

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: oombanjo
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 11:29 AM

I'll show you it, if your up Forritt!

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: oombanjo
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 02:07 PM

Oh and thank you James

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 02:38 PM

I'm the only one in the band who goes to the gym regularly - mine should be quite pert too.

R

Subject: RE: UK Mudcatters form new band
From: oombanjo
Date: 18 Feb 08 - 04:01 PM

I visit Joan regulary. but whatever turns you on.this Mss Forritt looks ok