Subject: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:26 PM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'"Knock" "Who's there?" "Opportunity" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: MarkS Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:28 PM "Fleas?" Adam hadem MarkS |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Naemanson Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:40 PM MarkS, you left out the proper title of your poem. An Ode On The Antiquity Of The Relationship Of The Flea To The Human Speicies Throughout The History And Prehistory Of The World. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bill D Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:49 PM shortest poem which tells a story
Sail someone wrote the shortest horror story.. "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door." one letter shorter: "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bill D Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:50 PM wait...I thought the shortest JOKE was,"Take my wife..please." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,mousethief (at the library) Date: 19 Oct 00 - 10:09 PM This isn't a joke, but rather a story about a bungled pick-up attempt, but it's incredibly short, and it rhymes:
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Date: 19 Oct 00 - 10:46 PM Knock Who's there? Knock-knees |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: dick greenhaus Date: 19 Oct 00 - 10:47 PM Shortest joke I know is: Bush (or if you prefer) Gore |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Al Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:07 PM Bill, the "last man" story was by Frederick Brown. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Gypsy Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:08 PM Or the universal "Presidential election", even better, the so called "Presidential Debates" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:08 PM You say it's the shortest joke, but it possibly has the longest history.... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:11 PM Celtic Music |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:30 PM Well, this has gone a dozen post's without the obvious, so................Shortest joke in the world? Your c**k. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:40 PM I don't have one, so I guess that's your c**k you're talking about, Spaw! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: ddw Date: 19 Oct 00 - 11:47 PM The world's shortest joke can't be Gore — he's taller than Bush. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Ebbie Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:56 AM Good one, david! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mark Cohen Date: 20 Oct 00 - 05:30 AM World's shortest cowboy song: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso One little kiss and Florina, goodbye (I have a feeling I may have gotten the name wrong, but then that would be the joke, right?) Then there's the Irish version: Out in the West Irish county of Mayo I fell in love with a Mayonnaise girl Aloha, Mark |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Clinton Hammond2 Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:03 PM my favorite shortest joke int he world... So one night, this folk musician walks past a pub... {~` |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Margo Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:33 PM Mark, I can see your roots. Mary Benson has chuckled about the Mayonnaise girl more than once in my presence... Margo :o) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:42 PM Dick, the world's longest sick joke: One or the other. --seed |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peter T. Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:43 PM Longest word - smiles, because there's a mile between the first letter and the last. (grade 4 humour). yours, Peter T. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia Date: 20 Oct 00 - 01:38 PM A seal walks into a club. ( not very funny but short). |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Date: 20 Oct 00 - 02:00 PM Henny Youngman - the popularizer of "Take my wife … please" - was known as the "King of the One-Liners" but my favorite master of one- (or two-) liners today is Stephen Wright. For example: "I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." "The sign at the restaurant said, 'Breakfast Served Any Time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dharmabum Date: 20 Oct 00 - 02:11 PM GEORGE BUSH Tough as nails, And just as smart.
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 20 Oct 00 - 02:39 PM I said to the bartender 'Orange please!' 'Still orange?' 'Haven't changed my mind...' In the chip shop: 'Fish and chips twice' 'I heard you the first time...' |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: mousethief Date: 20 Oct 00 - 02:42 PM Paul Williams. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Date: 20 Oct 00 - 02:53 PM Dr : You're a hypochondriac Me : Oh no, not that as well! (courtesy T Cooper) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Date: 20 Oct 00 - 03:49 PM Trevor: That T-Cooper joke you posted may be closer to reality than you imagined. I once worked as a volunteer at a suicide prevention hotline. (Not everyone who called was suicidal. We accepted calls from just about anyone. I just call it that so most people will know what I'm talking about. It was similar to what is called The Samaritans in Britain.) I remember one caller who was upset because her shrink had told her she was "insecure." She reacted as if the doctor had told her she had cancer. She was practically sobbing when she asked me, "Do YOU think I'm insecure?" Now, how do you answer a question like that? Sometimes you had to laugh. But you had to wait till the call was over and laugh with your co-workers. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Abby Sale Date: 20 Oct 00 - 05:15 PM Many folksong travesties are short - there's no point going any further than the point. Living nine years in Scotland, we never heard this song sung any way except: Amazing Grace, she had three tits... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 20 Oct 00 - 05:26 PM All my love, all my kissin' Kiss you on the left 'Cos the right one's missin' Oh boy... (etc) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Max Tone Date: 20 Oct 00 - 06:14 PM A pun |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Don Firth Date: 20 Oct 00 - 06:29 PM World's shortest folksong (perhaps): You stole my wife You horsethief! (Recorded by Walt Robertson on Folkways) Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Oct 00 - 06:33 PM OK, didn't read all of this, guilty. Answer A: U. Answer B: I. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia Date: 20 Oct 00 - 06:33 PM another short folksong......My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf......so we sold it. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Oct 00 - 06:49 PM Got a match? Yeah, your face and a horse's ass! Got a match? Yeah, my socks and your breath! And so on.... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: rabbitrunning Date: 20 Oct 00 - 08:38 PM Shortest ghost story, which I first heard told by Jane Yolen at a convention. He awoke in the middle of the night and reached for the matches. And the matches were put into his hand... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Rollo Date: 20 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM What about: "spread your legs, faery queene! a wish is a wish!" I hope in english it's as funny as in german... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Fadac Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:50 AM Hmmm, here are a few: Microsoft support. Citrix (If you ever saw this turkey run, you would laugh.) Banjo (Insert your favorite instrument) music. "Don't wait up for the shrimp boats, Ma. Your boy is comming home with the crabs." Ok that is a two liner. Broadcast music, radio. (tish, boom, tish, boom) -fadac |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Sorcha Date: 21 Oct 00 - 02:08 AM No Ok, it's not as short as the one Praise said. Hers was one letter, mine is two. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 21 Oct 00 - 02:52 AM The whistling gypsy stayed over the hill... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 21 Oct 00 - 02:54 AM Get down off the gas stove, Granny, you're too old to ride the range... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:44 AM 'Twas of the good ship Araldite....stuck fast in Plymouth Sound'? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: pastorpest Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:49 AM Here are short jokes under the category of "Lies". I'm from the government: I'm here to help you. Panty hose: one size fits all. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:14 AM SHORTEST JOKE: When Viagra doesen't work !
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:16 AM The above is the shortest joke because there's no words for it ! Art |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:18 AM Woody Allen |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:38 AM Carl Sandburg said the world's shortest song was :
Papa loved mama, I sang this for over a decade before Garth Brooks used it and made a million bucks off of it. Art Thieme |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:51 AM I tried to write the world's shortest song once. Tried like hell. It ended up with 5 verses, 2 bridges, and one instrumental verse. It lasts about 4 minutes. I tried to write the world's longest song one time too, and darn near succeeded, but it's not quite finished yet. I'll keep you posted. Hey, this thread is supposed to be about short jokes isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:28 AM Two parrots on a perch. One says 'Can you smell fish?' |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:47 AM Two fish in a tank. One says 'Is it my turn to drive?' |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Uwe Schmidt Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:29 AM The shortest for musicians: two musicians pass a pub... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:31 AM A cannibal passed his friend... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Lox Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:39 AM Fastest Cake, Scone......> lox |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:00 PM Clarification! Depends on your pronunciation! For it to work, you have to say it to rhyme with 'gone', not 'bone'!! Longest word - starts with 'm', ends with 'm', has 9768 letters and means 'constipation'... (Clue - all the letters are 'm'!!). |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,CraigS Date: 23 Oct 00 - 01:15 AM Rent collector: Rent? Andy Capp: Spent! -Reg Smythe |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 23 Oct 00 - 07:16 AM Ever had Chicken Tarka? It's like Chicken Tikka, only a little 'otter... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Wincing Devil Date: 23 Oct 00 - 12:45 PM World's shortest dirty joke.(4th grade humor): A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Told you it was 4th grade humor!)
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Naemanson Date: 23 Oct 00 - 01:57 PM Speaking of short folk songs I heard this one at Mystic several years ago. It is sung to the tune of The Mermaid: The true Story of the only voyage of His Swedish Majesty's Famous and Most Powerful Warship, The Vasa. It was Friday morn and we set sail, And we sank to the bottom of the sea. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: harpmolly Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:42 PM As a 25-year-old woman measuring 4 feet, 7 inches tall, I would like to register my objection to this thread as a whole. My solicitor will shor--er, soon be in touch with you regarding compensation for mental anguish. Dammit, if I have to fight with the bouncer every damned time I want a pint or simply an hour at the bar, someone's going to pay!!! ;) (Do I win the "most random thread extension" prize for the day? :D) Molly
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Guest still Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:06 AM Don't know who wrote it but I like it!
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:16 AM One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 25 Oct 00 - 05:28 AM Where I come from it would be: "Roger sings." RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: belter Date: 25 Oct 00 - 07:29 AM There was Peter (the short version) There was Peter siting in the corner dead. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 25 Oct 00 - 07:57 AM I stayed in bed on a May morning... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Date: 25 Oct 00 - 11:59 AM "Dylan" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar Date: 01 May 03 - 03:35 PM Honest Joseph it was an angel........ |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:38 PM "Hey... is that the saxophone player's Porsche?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:39 PM "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's girlfriend?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:42 PM Sorry... that last one was supposed to read: "Hey... is that the saxophone player's supermodel girlfriend?" and one more... "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's fan club?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric Date: 01 May 03 - 03:54 PM Gore Licks Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: vectis Date: 01 May 03 - 06:00 PM A man walked into a bar "Ouch!" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Date: 01 May 03 - 06:03 PM . |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Joe_F Date: 01 May 03 - 06:26 PM The graduations on a whiskey bottle: - Jocose - Morose - Bellicose - Comatose |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mr Red Date: 01 May 03 - 07:36 PM - Turned-up Toes |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,pdc Date: 02 May 03 - 01:15 AM From George Carlin: One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 02 May 03 - 03:12 AM Drowsy Maggie Sleepy Maggie Comatose Maggie (Optional lead-in to the medley: Loagy Maggie) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Susanl Date: 02 May 03 - 04:04 AM What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM!! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: fantum Date: 02 May 03 - 07:14 AM Conversation between two cowboys, "Yup" "Yup" Hard to believe Im going to send this |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: HuwG Date: 02 May 03 - 09:24 AM Conversation between two pirates: "Aaargh!" "Aaargh!" Oh, dear ... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Date: 02 May 03 - 10:00 AM It's not the shortest but I like it... When does Saddam have his breakfast?.... When Tariq Aziz |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The O'Meara Date: 02 May 03 - 12:36 PM My 2nd favorite Limerick : There was a young man from Perdue Whose Limerick lines numbered two My 1st favorite Limerick: There was a young man from Verdun O'Meara |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric Date: 02 May 03 - 12:50 PM When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: leprechaun Date: 02 May 03 - 01:11 PM A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: PageOfCups Date: 02 May 03 - 08:09 PM Aim low, sheriff - they're ridin' shetlands. PoC |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 02 May 03 - 08:45 PM When silly people say to me Why do you want to go to sea? My answer plain will always be I only want to go to see. A woodworm goes into a pub and says is the bartender here. Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?" Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up. All right, I know they aren't the shortest jokes, but... This thread reminds me of the 100 word story thread I started quite a while back. Might have to find it and refresh it and give you guys another challenge. Helen |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 02 May 03 - 08:55 PM BS: Mudcat challenge: 100 word story exactly http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=37563&messages=116 |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Fifer Date: 03 May 03 - 01:29 PM Knock Knock..."Who's there?" "AMNESIA" "Amnesia who?" " Errr??? Ummm??????" This is when you say He's forgotten ! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: JennyO Date: 03 May 03 - 02:31 PM Little Johnny Howard (Australian Prime Minister) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 03 May 03 - 08:54 PM The world's shortest joke? Life Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 03 May 03 - 09:28 PM You're right, Jenny. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland Date: 04 May 03 - 06:36 AM New Labour Party/Lib Dems and their leaders |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: gnu Date: 05 May 03 - 06:05 AM "Cadet, what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" "Call for backup, sir." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 05 May 03 - 06:29 AM Shortest song "I'll sing you a song and it won't take long, Policemen have no fathers." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 05 May 03 - 07:01 AM A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman Date: 05 May 03 - 11:00 AM Again? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 May 03 - 12:14 PM For short song list: Slack your rope, hangman, slack it for...arrrgh! or We were 40 miles from Albany, forget it. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: EJ Date: 05 May 03 - 02:13 PM A funny short song... "Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life." Well. Not short, but funny. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mark Clark Date: 05 May 03 - 02:26 PM W |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Date: 05 May 03 - 06:08 PM You can lead a horse to water but you can't grow moss on its back! Well, maybe that's too long; I could substitute "colt". Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 06 May 03 - 02:54 AM You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. (Sorry, I don't actually believe that, but I like the pun.) Helen |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie Date: 06 May 03 - 04:30 AM You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Date: 06 May 03 - 04:35 AM Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Bryant Date: 06 May 03 - 06:36 AM One of the shortest punch-lines must be in the vocal banter of "Tha Arkansas Traveller": Say old man, have you lived here all your life ? - Not Yet ! A Mr Thorpe, who was somewhat of a wit, requested that on his gravestone were incribed the words: Thorpe's Corpse |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman Date: 06 May 03 - 04:04 PM We sailed to Virginia And then we came back. The gallant frigate Amphitrite She sank in Plymouth Sound. S |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Date: 06 May 03 - 06:02 PM Helen- You can lead a hor-ti-culture but the weeds will follow on their own... Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim McLean Date: 07 May 03 - 05:03 PM Fuck off! PS Stronger letter following. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,pdc Date: 07 May 03 - 08:38 PM "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." is one of Dorothy Parker's best lines. A dog walks into a bar: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 07 May 03 - 09:45 PM "Dinsdale?!?" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy Date: 08 May 03 - 10:06 AM Masochist: "Hit me!" Sadist "No!" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 08 May 03 - 03:35 PM Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife or death. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 08 May 03 - 03:50 PM How many Mudcatters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb... and a GUEST to post "Move this to the BS section right now, please". |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Al Date: 09 May 03 - 01:11 AM banjo tune |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman Date: 09 May 03 - 12:21 PM er....isn't that an oxymoron? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Liverstuck Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:15 PM sex |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM micca |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Splott Man Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM Twas on the good ship Anthracite, Ablaze on Plymouth Sound. Unforgettable....errm! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: mike the knife Date: 10 Dec 03 - 01:51 PM stoner humor: "Dude?" "Huh?" "Dude!" Short short story: Coughin' Coffin. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:36 PM KOOK!..amunga |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bobert Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:53 PM Danged, Mark Clark stole mine: "W" Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM A reporter once asked the late Noel Coward to say ' something amusing ' his reply ' Australia ' eric |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM "Fifty bucks," said the Mother Superior. "Same price as in town." |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: YorkshireYankee Date: 12 Dec 03 - 12:26 PM What Spike Milligan said he wanted on his gravestone: "I told you I was ill." Cheers, YY |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Ebbie Date: 12 Dec 03 - 07:11 PM Why are these from a horror story? "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door." "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door." Obviously a man wrote the lines. Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that if there were only one man left on earth, he and his projeny could re-populate the whole world. And there we go again... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,John Date: 13 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM Two gay cowboys. "Yup?". "Yep". |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Ghost of a Redneck Date: 13 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM Well, HAY-ULL! It seemed like a good idee at the time. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bunnahabhain Date: 27 Jul 05 - 09:29 AM The pipers were tuned up, and.... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 27 Jul 05 - 11:09 AM The world's shortest joke? That's easy... My brother Don's whanger! - BDiBR |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: pdq Date: 27 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM OBIT NOTICE: Man looks up shaft to see if elevator was coming. It was. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mr Red Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:03 AM the shortest joke? jøk |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:36 AM Massocist "Hit Me " Saddist " No" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Alaska Mike Date: 28 Jul 05 - 12:55 PM Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the man Date: 28 Jul 05 - 02:19 PM A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman have you seen my brother and the barman says why what does he look like. 2 goldfish in a tank and one says says to the other how do you drive this |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: MudGuard Date: 28 Jul 05 - 04:07 PM Shortest joke I know (told to me by a doctor!): A doctor comes ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:43 PM Call me a cab... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM You're a cab! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Hanson Date: 29 Jul 05 - 12:43 AM I don't give a shit who you are pal, you're not walking on the water where I'm fishing. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peace Date: 29 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM "What a friend we have in Jesus, Christ almighty what a pal" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bunnahabhain Date: 29 Jul 05 - 05:30 AM Now now dear, don't you think you're getting a little worked up over this? Almost making a mountain out of a molehill, in fact. Shortly, it will all seem unimportant... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peace Date: 29 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM I just flew in from New York and . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: JennyO Date: 29 Jul 05 - 06:55 AM ...boy are my arms tired! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Jul 05 - 08:01 AM BOOM! BOOM! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: heric Date: 29 Jul 05 - 11:18 AM The Gay Cowboy come into town and shot up the sheriff. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy Date: 03 Aug 05 - 11:53 AM G. Bush. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Pseudolus at Work Date: 03 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM World's shortest poem...it's called "Fleas" Adam Had'em |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: jpk Date: 03 Aug 05 - 06:12 PM waa,waa |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM Leading cause of death among lesbians? Hairballs. Why do dogs lick their willies? Because they can't make a fist! Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the man Date: 04 Aug 05 - 01:49 PM The Scottish exct. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 04 Aug 05 - 07:52 PM Compatible Irish gays. Partrick Fitzmaurice and Maurice Fitzpatrick. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Bob Date: 04 Aug 05 - 10:17 PM A man walks into a Bar...Ouch! it was an iron bar |