BS: Sex, religion and politics

Subject: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 07:01 AM

Having just somehow broken my own rule of not even reading the political threads and actually having contributed to one I realised that I must have opened it in desperation because most of the BS threads at the moment seem to be about politics. Consequently, I thought I'd start one without politics.

Sex, religion and politics are supposed to be the three banned subjects for discussion at dinners. I don't talk politics usually because people get so worked up about it and often religion is the same, though sometimes more interesting, especially among tolerant people. Sex, however, I see nothing against talking about, so, who's going to start the conversation???

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Soma
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 07:10 AM

Vote to Fuck God

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 07:13 AM

Good start! But I believe in the Godess, and I'm straight! I suppose there's always the Horned God.......

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 07:36 AM

Whatb else is there to talk about? Especially if you add sport to that list, which some pubs do. There's the weather, but even that gets political now, what with global warming and that. I suppose you could talk about books and so forth, but what are the books and so forth going to be about?

I suppose there's music, so long as you don't include songs.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:17 AM

Let's just pray that the Republicans don't put an end to sex.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:26 AM

I suppose you can talk about food and drink. Except that both those can get pretty political.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM

Tell jokes? Nah...definitely too many political ones...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Ron Davies
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:26 AM

Just a little patience---

After the post-mortems about why Bush lost, the political threads will drop off dramatically.

But when is the UK election?



Anyway----on with the discussions about sex.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:27 AM

Why would anyone want to talk about it on a thread??? Just do it!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:47 AM

When one reaches a certain age, talking about it is as good as it gets.
Giok......Don't ask me how I know!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:59 AM

Georgiansilver...my husband has been away in Canada for a week! All I'm ALLOWED to do is talk about it!

When is the UK election? Who knows? It won't make any difference to anything.....we'll either exchange one bunch of a--holes for another or we'll keep the a--holes we've got. Oooops! There you are...I've been dragged into talking politics AGAIN!!!!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM

In that case Lynne, feel free.....nothing to stop you thinking, with anticipation, about his return though........
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 11:55 AM

Surely talking about it constitutes oral sex? :)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 12:47 PM

I nearly said "OK, come on guys let's have oral sex then!" but decided against it......

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 12:58 PM

This is getting as bad as the thread about people tongueing and slurring their whistles.
BTW I live just south of Tongue.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 01:06 PM

for what I am bout to eat, I give thanks...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,tongueincheek
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 01:11 PM

I`m a firm believer in the "Oral" tradition!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 01:12 PM

Learning the fingering on the Pink Oboe huh!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM

Frogprince - without wishing to be too rude, they say you are what you eat! :)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM

Uhoh -- a lot of people are in trouble now!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 02:00 PM

Probably true, DeullingB,..I've tried to give the stuff up, but addiction can be a terrible thing..

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 03:16 PM

You wait till I come visiting Amos, then you'll find out all about trouble.
Tijuana here I come, get the Tequila far from warm, dah de dah dedahahaha
Giok.....

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 03:34 PM

When's it gonna be, then Giok? Planning to swing down here? I know the way to Tijuana from here... :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 03:46 PM

Well so far it's SFO, then a visit to Lovely Nancy, [Adieu sweet lovely Nancy, ten thousand times adieu] Then a zoom across to Vegas via Bakersfield, [Marylin where are you now]a flight over the Grand Canyon, a trip to San Diego via Lake Havasu or not depending on time. When there I intend to visit my old santee. How does that grab you my friend?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 07:02 PM

big difference between "talking about sex" and 'talking sexy', and many folks are not real comfy with either. Sex is one of those subjects where many worry about their image if they say the wrong thing.
I spent 3 years working in an "adult" book store and got used to images, language, gadgets, opinions, fetishes...and just generally hearing folks ask, tell and worry about their sex lives, lack thereof, and wish lists.....such variety we have in humans!

What I learned is that sex is a lot like music....some folks like to create tunes & lyrics, some like only following or listening to what has already been done, some do well in harmonies with others while others MUST direct and/or choose the tune. Likewise, some like 'visuals'(live or pictures) while others like stories and imagination with the images only in their heads.

....and one of the most important things I learned is how awkward it is for many folks to compare and sort out these varied approaches when they are trying to form relationships, because there has been, up to now, few avenues for 'standard' comparison of views and attitudes, other than gossip in peer groups which leads to SUCH bad information sometimes!...but in the last few years, the internet/WWW has begun to change all that....people are finding like minded souls and developing their 'interests' BEFORE they meet others. This can be good AND bad, but at least opportunities are widening...


wow...I do go on, hmmm?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM

What what what? Why would one want to talk about sex at the dinner table, when one can have sex on the dinner table? Deary me, what happended to inventiveness?

I always try my hardest to start some healthy debates at the dinner table, especially at Christmas when everyone's a bit tipsy. Problem is, my family are all athiests, and what's more they're all liberal commie left-wing surrender monkeys. I usually resort to playing Devil's advocate and saying something like 'Isn't George Bush simply darling?'. That works.

*tongue firmly placed in cheek*

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Hrothgar
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 06:51 AM

... can't go back to that restaurant again ...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 08:54 AM

BI--Don't you mean 'Isn't George Bush simple darling'?
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 10:29 AM

Very nicely put BillD! The sex/music allegory is very apposite.

BI....now why doesn't it surprise me to see you turn up on this thread!!?? How is our new club going?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 10:54 AM

Bill D:

WHat an interesting experience, all told, that must have been! :) Thanks for the abstract -- I found it enlightening.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM

Hey everybody - I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone can stop talking about it...

Any thoughts on what, say, Blind IO, the crocodile God Offler or the Great God Om would have to say? And would the first and last topics be an Abomination unto Nuggan?

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:39 AM

Been turned on to this thread right from the start.Grrrr! Where the hell ARE those old loveletters---can't remember a friggin thing.......

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: muppitz
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 11:14 AM

Everyone should talk about sex more!
It makes it so much better when you have a no holds barred sexual honesty with each other! My ex taught me so much and made me more vocally liberated, which led to me being more sexually liberated.
If we lived a bit closer to each other he wouldn't be my ex!

Damn shame!

Muppitz x

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 01:50 PM

It reminds me of a photograph of a wall( reputed to be the "Saracens Head" in Glasgow, a Notorious Orange (as in Irish sectarian) pub) divided vertically in to three columns, headed Sex, Politics, Religion. Someone had written the same 3 words in each column
"F*** The Pope"

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 02:59 PM

Ah dinnae think it's the Sarrie Heid Micca, mind ye ah could think o'a few it micht hae been.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 03:27 PM

Politics bore me; religion is ultra personal; I vaguely remember sex.

Back to the Giant Rabbit thread. That's it, rabbits know about sex, little thumpers that they are.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sweetfia
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:25 PM

Yes, no, maybe...!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:45 PM

one is reminded also of the young lady filling in the survey, under Sex it had a space that said M or F, and she said F definately, I havent M-ed since I was a teenager!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 05:00 PM

LOL--haven't heard that one before.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 05:17 PM

This is always a good topic that I am comfortable with.

Ladies, please describe your take on female ejaculation.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 05:52 PM

Eeeeeek! There...that's a female ejaculation.

Brucie...can I help you to remember....?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 05:57 PM

MBSLynne;

Is that how you scream during an orgasm or did you just see a mouse?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 06:10 PM

This thread was meant as fun MG not for your perverted self gratification go buy a porn mag.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 07:34 PM

Leave Martin alone now! He's suave, handsome, ever so clever and self-assured.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 07:44 PM

And one could imply that he would be bound to know a lot about orgasms
being the "Type of person he is".
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 08:31 PM

Given the premise of this thread, I can't see that anyone has a real complaint if Martin happens to talk "dirty"; no one complained when I did.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 09:21 PM

The term female ejaculation, originated by Sevely and Bennett (1975) and Belzer (1981), refers to the orgasmic expulsion which is at least partially homologous to male ejaculation, rather than any other sort of expulsion of liquid which might occur at the time of a woman's orgasm, such as urine or vaginal secretions (Addiego et al., 1981). Since then, controversy has surrounded this topic as to where female ejaculate would come from, whether it truly is of the same consistency as seminal fluid in men, or whether women are merely urinating at the experience of an intense orgasm.

Perry and Whipple's (1981) study of pelvic muscle strength in relation to females who claimed to be ejaculators hypothesized the women who ejaculated upon orgasm have stronger pelvic muscle contractions under voluntary control than women who do not. This study also raised questions as to whether women can only have clitoral or vaginal orgasms by noting that women who ejaculated not only had stronger pubococcygeal muscle contractions, but also had stronger uterine contractions than non-ejaculators.

Yes, I belive. Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 09:44 PM

info on Skene's glands which may be the source of clear ejaculate. (why use a library, when you have Mudcat!)

and I'll bet Martin HAS M'd since he was a teenager...*grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 12:22 AM

I recall a psychiatrist friend of mine who would ask patients--in the course of getting to the difficulties they were undergoing--if they ever M'd. Most people would say they didn't (hadn't). He would reply, "So, you tried it once and didn't LIKE IT?"

MBSLynne: Remember WHAT?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 12:26 AM

I don't know of your experience Rustic Rebel, but I don't think it's urine. And to my experience the female org doesn't sound like "Eeeek!" You're so silly Lynne...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 01:24 AM

"And to my experience the female org doesn't sound like "Eeeek!"

IMHO, this remark belongs on Joe Offer's rodent thread.

Female org: No, it doesn't sound like Eeeek! Not if it's greased properly.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM

I should say it depended on the female, so unless you have an encyclopedic experience of women and their orgasms, I shouldn't judge!

And I agree.....leave Martin alone! He didn't say anything that could be taken exception to in the context of this thread, certainly not by me and I started it so nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Some people have a go at Martin just because he IS Martin, which doesn't seem fair to me.

Rustic, I find that very interesting...I shall have to research it further.....

Love Lynne
PS and Martin, sometimes the two can be the same!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 11:03 AM

MBSLynne I could answer your comments about MG but I'll leave it to avoid a thread creep.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 03:17 PM

Guest, you have no testicles.

Hey, pretty cool expression on a sex thread.

MBSLyne, my detractors like this Guest who has no spine, no sex life, thinks having an orgasm is dirty, are exactly the ones who have the hang-ups.

I do so much like making them squirm and when they focus on me, they squirm even more. I call it success!

Thanks for being such a cool lady, MBSLyne
You, too frogprince. Stay who you are and don't let a phony Guest princess kiss you.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: emjay
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM

How old are you, Giok, if all you can do is talk about it anymore?
You have my sympathy. I don't want to get THAT old!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:22 PM

I proclaim that I will never be too old to just talk about it.

I am a man of constant libido.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:27 PM

Ooh... female ejaculation. I s that when you're bonking on an aeroplane and... never mind. The clubs going good, it's very exclusive. So exclusive, in fact, that there are only two members...hehehehe.... members....

"BI--Don't you mean 'Isn't George Bush simple darling'?"
LOL, yes, but it oesn't have quite the same effect when one is trying to wind up yellow bellied left wing pansies...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:34 PM

Maybe not a good idea to feed the trolls MBSLynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:38 PM

Did I say I had reached that age?
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:42 PM

Sex religion and politics, what about the drugs?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:50 PM

If I ever get so old I can only talk about it, I hope I'll be dead! Yep MG...constant libido!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:51 PM

What age?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:53 PM

Druids? what do druids have to do with it?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 06:52 PM

That's a homework assignment I give my English students near the beginning of the year. They have to go home the first weekend at the start of the school year and think about SEX at least ten times a day. (My students are between the ages of 13 and 18. They do, and learn a method of writing paragraphs to address literature questions.

Statement
Example
eXplanation

That's what I know about sex. Cool, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:11 PM

how do you get them to stop at 10?...oh..."at least"...never mind..

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM

Yes, what about the drugs? I can always start a good argument about drugs...

Why not combine the lot, eh? Get high, then bonk a clergyman on the dinner table whilst discussing politics...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 01:19 PM

Are we back to Micca's Fuck the Pope post?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 01:32 PM

Nuts; I was waiting for someone to say "not "druids", stupid, "drugs",so I could do Rosanna Rossannadanna and go "Oh...


never mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM

My best friend in my late teens and early 20s (my 'hunting' partner) and I went to a friend's Catholic wedding. Her husband had been at a seminary training to be a priest but changed his mind or lost his vocation or whatever. There was a musical group at the wedding made up of young, trainee Catholic priests. My mate and I spent the whole of the reception trying to seduce them! I mean...who could resist a challenge like that?? We failed, I'm sorry to say.....

That's sex and religion...can't get the politics and drugs in too

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:14 AM

Hehehe... there were 69 posts in this thread...*sniggers*

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 08:14 AM

*grin* so how are we doing BI? Do we count the double entendres as we go down? *snigger* Perhaps we should keep score?

Just so everyone knows what we're talking about, what is the name of our fairly exclusive (2 members *heehee*) club?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 08:21 AM

Well as it's HEAD ing in that direction what else can I do but go down with you. Can I thumb a lift in your Volvo after visiting the bishop?
Giok :~)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:47 AM

Oooooh! Three members.......:-]

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:54 AM

Request to administrator - If you see another another double entendre in this thread, can you whip it out immediately?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:25 PM

we don't want administrators butting in, it would just tittilate them and lead to crotchety posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM

Beware of the one eyed trouser snake.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM

frogprince, it wasn't Roseanne Roseannadanna who said "never mind," it was Emily Litella.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 02:53 PM

Oh.
Never mind...
Either way, Gilda was a national treasure, gone too soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,nicholas
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:25 PM

This thread is starting to suck...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM

Just dropped in to keep abreast of the posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 05:49 PM

As my friend the gynaecologist [sp?] used to say, "at your cervix madam, dilated to meet you"
Giok [:¬]>

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:54 PM

It's called the Sexual Innuendo Club For Unembarassable Citizens. Or, SIC FUC for short.....

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:58 PM

Always wanted to belong to a club. Cuntry club at that.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:59 PM

Ooops. Here's the o.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:08 AM

It's a much better double entendre (and quite possibly there is exclusive entry, one member at a time) in the Cuntry club, Brucie. Don't fix the spelling!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:43 AM

;-) back to ya, SRS.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM

I shall swallow my embarassment and spit out what I was going to say about being a sucker for a man with a sense of humour....!

BI...have you noticed it's nearly all men apart from us??

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:15 PM

It's because you two are obviously cool party girls and not got a lot of hang-ups like some broads do.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:30 PM

Well thank you Martin... I'm always being accused of lowering the tone of any conversation. This one is pretty low! Hang ups?? What are they???

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:51 PM

Hang ups are what ya get when ya make obscene long distance collect calls.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM

The voice of experience. brucie?...
(I can't afford to pay long distance rates for mine).

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 11:46 PM

Yeah, i've noticed... i'm not complaining, though! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Nicholas
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 04:53 AM

or more appropriately :O)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 05:39 PM

Absolutely, frogprince. I can't either. That's why the calls are collect.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 12:06 PM

Just popped in for a quickie to say that it nearly slipped out....of the thread list that is, so I thought I'd put it back in again.

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM

I hope you didn't bang your head in the process.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:04 AM

It depresses me that people can talk so long about sex and never actually say anything about sex.

It's always supposed to be brave to admit that one is depressed, but it doesn't feel brave, it feels oddly like bragging. I'm depressed out of my fucking skull.

I saw some odd sexual phenomenae before I read about them, like female ejaculation, but it doesn't seem to happen a lot, or matter much. I'd write more but ever since I downloaded an XP service pack my e-mails time out and quit. Which depresses me also.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM

Oh, I see that posted. Even though this motherfucking microsoft improvement shut me down. Bill Gates, thanks, you fuckhead moron. I gotta get rid of this update. I notice if you can get both nipples together for some quality time, even if it takes some effort, it's worth the trouble.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:13 AM

Well Fred Miller, it sounds to me as though what you really need is lots and lots of relaxing, anti-depressant sex. That will make you feel better!!!

Love Lynne

PS Hey! Perhaps I should start an advice column!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM

Fred:

Get a Mac!! It will brighten up upur world, Binky!!! And have some ice cream!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:13 AM

The SP2 thing seems to hit different computers different ways. My computer downloaded it for me while I wasn't looking, and it hasn't caused me any problems so far, touch wood. Hope you've got the go back setup, and can escape from its clutches.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:38 PM

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:44 PM

Fred's just depressed because it's his computer that got fucked.

;->

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 05:53 PM

Lol!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM

As they say on the Simpsons, it's funny because it's true.

I'm not really very depressed. Or at least I wasn't, til I started taking an anti-depressant. But I'm told they go the wrong way, at first. I had this serious discussion about it with this woman who knew a lot about it. She was dressed as a cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:15 AM

"She was dressed as a cat."

Did you enjoy talking to a pussy Fred?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:25 PM

Fred, I could see her lips move put couldn't hear anything

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM

Let the guy rest. He's bushed.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM

In public the Chinese are pretty subdued about talking about sex, as there is no real religion here that is out and the politics is how they despise their leaders in Beijing for corruption.

But in private the Chinese girls are always comparing and discussing sex. Over here still considered a taboo subject in public.

When Jade and I were in Germany last year on a holiday we were in Munich and she noticed a sex shop. Bit like trying to stop a dog chasing a cat, she was in before I could blink.

In the end it was me being embarassed as she held up various sizes of large plastic penii and vibrators and in a loud happy voice pointing out they were all made in China and then asking why they could not get the big versions in China.

Things are on the change here though regarding sex. Politics will always be taboo unless you are sure the person you are talking to is not an informer.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:50 AM

Oh dear, it seems to have run out of energy! Let's get it up there again shall we?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM

MBSL - the mere thought of getting it up...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:37 PM

Well, I like one of these three catagories... : )

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM

I think I can guess which one Chris!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:18 AM

hehehe...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 04:14 AM

Try the Ian Dury recipe if you want to enjoy more than one Chris.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: robomatic
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:26 AM

As I'm writing this, a sexy song is playing on my system, that ol' standard "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls. I'm gonna put it on my 'Road Trip' CD.

Yeah, this is dangerously close to music for a BS thread, but maybe someone's done it already, songs with frank sexual innuendo, none of this "Strangers In The Night" runaround.

But I've always felt pretty free to rant about sex and politics in my local areas. It's insulting someone's music or food proclivities that I've learned to be careful about. I remember salivating over a T-Shirt that said "I Hate All Your Favorite Music" but in the end it was too risque and I settled on "The Four Corn Dogs of the Apocalypse".

love to you, too

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:25 PM

Sex= Good. Very good. Applaudable, even. I like that.   

Religion= I can deal with.

Politics= If i hear or see or otherwise encounter that word JUST one more time in the next YEAR i am going to go on a murderous RAMPAGE and DIE in a hail of police BULLETS! And it's NOT going to be PRETTY! UNDERSTAND? AAAAAAAARRRRGGHHUUGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAArgh!Argh!

Of course, if anyone can think of some palatable way to combine sex and that-which-shall-not-be-named, i might change my mind...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM

F*** Blair?

Share and enjoy!

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 02:56 AM

God what a revolting thought!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:10 AM

How did Cherie's mouth get to be that shape?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:16 AM

Something to do with rugby and odd shaped balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:21 AM

Sex and politics? The Alan Clark Diaries leap to mind!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:09 AM

Good grief! She doesn't play rugby as well does she!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM

She certainly does and recently commented on some rule changes within the game:

"I don't like this new rule, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:15 PM

I wouldn't f**k Blair if he was the last man on earth- I mean, i have to stick to my principles here! And anyway, he looks like a demented teapot. You'd probably look like Cherie too, if you had to put up with him-can you imagine all those years biting your tongue?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:17 PM

BI - you're right, Blair does look like a demented teapot! While we're on the subject, I've always though of Robin Cook as a bearded kidney bean.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Raedwulf
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:48 PM

Up the Reds!

Up the Reds!

Up the Reds!

(No, hang on, that's sex, politics, & *sport*, (and, anyway, I fucking hate Man.Ure...)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 09:00 PM

Sex, Religion, Politics... the new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors.


Except Sex beats all! That's why I choose it every time.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:44 AM

I thought the purpose of sex was so you don't have to beat it, Cluin?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:29 PM

Lol...bearded kidney bean...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM

My grandmother once said she thought Tommy Sheridan was 'dishy'. I'm still recieving counselling.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:29 PM

Folk, rock, and rap.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 08:39 PM

Why has no-one answered MBS Lynne's question why she could not seduce some catholic priests or trainee priests?

Is it that the answer is too obvious?

Or that both are?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 06:51 AM

Well I didn't ask it as a question...I assumed it was that their faith was stronger than my sex-appeal.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM

A politician pulls up at the medical clinic, leaving his "personal assistant" in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my secretary says I need to be vasectomised immediately!" The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the driver's seat. "So, are you vaccinated, then?" asks his secretary.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 09:50 AM

Lol!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 01:36 PM

Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 02:52 PM

Have you noticed that the political threads seem to be winning at the moment? Come on guys!!! MORE SEX!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 03:19 PM

More, more, more! You women are all the same. Gimme 20 minutes and a glass of water at least?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM

I thought women were the ones who were supposed to have the headaches??!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:14 AM

Tip of the day: Don't talk with your mouth full

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:33 AM

Full??!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:39 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:33 PM

Read the primer.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM

Is Nookie Monster well-hung?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM

I think you'll have better luck with Animal and Fozzy Bear and Kermit and Miss Piggy than introducing Bert and Ernie and Cookie Monster.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:55 AM

All I remember from my Sesame Street days is that Nookie Monster's cousin Cookie Monster eats everything in sight!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM

Good comeback!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

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