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BS: Am I a troll?

Dave the Gnome 21 Sep 01 - 07:23 PM
Melani 21 Sep 01 - 07:31 PM
GUEST 21 Sep 01 - 07:38 PM
Dave the Gnome 21 Sep 01 - 07:52 PM
Dave the Gnome 21 Sep 01 - 07:55 PM
GUEST 21 Sep 01 - 07:58 PM
Murray MacLeod 21 Sep 01 - 08:02 PM
Dave the Gnome 21 Sep 01 - 08:13 PM
M.Ted 21 Sep 01 - 08:21 PM
Murray MacLeod 21 Sep 01 - 08:38 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Sep 01 - 09:07 PM
SINSULL 21 Sep 01 - 09:11 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Sep 01 - 09:22 PM
McGrath of Harlow 21 Sep 01 - 09:35 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Sep 01 - 10:02 PM
Troll 21 Sep 01 - 11:08 PM
GUEST,Arjay 22 Sep 01 - 04:36 AM
Dave the Gnome 22 Sep 01 - 05:13 AM
Gervase 22 Sep 01 - 04:18 PM

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Subject: Am I a troll?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:23 PM

I think that all American/British/French/German/Human/Martian Men/Women/Dogs/Socks/Underpants are complete and utter Wankers/Winkers/Blinkers/Stinkers and they all have to be Killed/Painted/Seduced/Barbequeued.

Ok, ok - I have had one or two. Well, maybe three or four. Or five or six. But I mean every word of it.

Oh - and too make sure you martians are REALLY insulted.

K'lev uniytre blog blog F'tang!

So there.

emonG eht evaD


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Melani
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:31 PM

Of course you're not a troll. You're a gnome.


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:38 PM

No, but you probably shouldn't post after an evening's drinking...


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:52 PM

Why not? Please explain.

Dave the Gnome
(Who makes a bit of sense when p"££$%, lots of sense when sober, and, generaly, a lot more sense than anyone who posts odd comments anonymously!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:55 PM

Oh, and BTW Guest. I guess I must be a troll now.

GOTCHA!

No offence intened - honest!

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 07:58 PM

... but I won't be the one who regrets this post in the morning...


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:02 PM

Dave, remember to lay off the John Smith's when you go to York races next month.

Murray


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:13 PM

Do they still do Sam Smiths, Murray?

And I have never regretted anything in my life, G. I pity anyone who does - Honest!

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: M.Ted
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:21 PM

You've done the right thing, Dave--I may join you later--


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 08:38 PM

My recollection is that John Smith has the monopoly on the draught beer at York racecourse. John in hull would know.

Murray


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 09:07 PM

I just heard my name mentioned! What was the question?


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 09:11 PM

"Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much!..."

It's been done already, Dave. But troll away if it makes you feel better. As a member of the "inner clique", you will be loved and tolerated.


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 09:22 PM

I am almost certain that Murray is right about the beer at York Races, but my advice would be to get a few cans of beer from Asda or somewhere similar, it will be a lot cheaper and you wont have to que at the bar(on big race days the ques for the bar are massive).


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 09:35 PM

The queues at the bars are the best crack.


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 10:02 PM

Thanks for showing me how to spell queue, I tried a few variations but none of them looked quite right!


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Troll
Date: 21 Sep 01 - 11:08 PM

Dave, as an expert on the subject, I can say without the slightest degree of hesitation AND without fear of contradiction that, after a great deal of deliberation and checking of primary sources, I can say that, beyond the shadow of a doubt, you are not now nor have you ever been, a troll.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: GUEST,Arjay
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 04:36 AM

Is one of you trolls Carol, the Ancient Yuletide Troll?
Arjay


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 05:13 AM

Damn! I try my best to annoy people. Ah well...;-)

And not a hangover in sight!

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Am I a troll?
From: Gervase
Date: 22 Sep 01 - 04:18 PM

Sure Sam Smith's is still around, the Tadcaster Nectar. Caused a friend to break a leg in three places leaping off Cromer pier once...
Bugger it, DtG, you are a troll; you've got me posting nonsense again!


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