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Subject: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:07 PM

Well, well, well...

In September I conducted a mini concert at Archie Edwards Barbershop in Washington, D.C. and it was recorded by a guy who works for NPR...

Now ol' hillbilly has had a number of financial setbacks since moving to NC so it ain't like I have the extra dough I used to always have but...

...if I get 25 Mudcatters to pledge to purchase one then I can go ahead with the getting it done...

Price $8.00 + $3.00 packaging = $11.00 each US

(Add $2.00 for UK, $3.0 for Australia, actual shipping costs for other planets...)

The CD will include 5 songs (longish versions), stories, trash talk, etc. and will also feature Howard Moss on harmonica and Rick Usiton on drums...

Rappaire will be the banker as he has his own unique ways of collecting, i.e. big guns and lots of them...

BTW, thanx and when we have 25 then we'll pull the string on the project...

BTW, Part 2, art work by Stilly River Sage... And it's mighty fine!!!

Thanx,

Bobert (alias "Sidewalk Bob")


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:12 PM

I'm in. I want three, but autographed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:15 PM

Really??? Three??? F'n aaaa, dude!!! Whose autograph do you expect???

LOL...

Okay that's 25 - 3 = 22 bottles of beer on the wall...

B~


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From: rumanci
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:15 PM

Count me in too
rum


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From: bobad
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:16 PM

I'll take one.


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From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:19 PM

Bobert, post Rap's mailing address to this thread. G'damn blues singers couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: maeve
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:25 PM

One, please, Bobert.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:25 PM

Hey, I might be a bluesman but I know which way to piss and that's down, brucie... Always down... You know... Floor works fine... I gotta get Rap's addie... Does he still get mail at the jail house??? Ya' did know he's back in, don't ya'... Yup, they busted him for killing time...

Let's see... 22 - 2 = 20 bottles of beer on the wall....

B~

p.s. Ive requested that this thread go up in High-brow'burg...


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:26 PM

I knew it!...You really ARE a capitalist at heart!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:26 PM

Send a cheque or postal money order and please make it out to

Mike Doellman
PO Box 4905
Pocatello, ID 83205
USA

He'll forward the loot to our buddy. Mike doesn't have PayPal, so that's out.

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PS I know some raunchier homilies like the 'piss-up in a brewery' thing, but I won't write any on this thread until such time as the CD is gonna be a done deal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:26 PM

Bite me, G-ze'r...

lol...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:30 PM

BTW, GfinS... You buy a CD and maybe you get a pass on the "chinese taco" crack... That, of course, will still leave you in the hole... Just not as far in the hole...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:34 PM

Okay, I'm in for one -- autographed, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: gnu
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:37 PM

I am in planet Canada. What's that fer shipping?

rum? 9 ani't gonna give you one of his??? I may have to have a chat with that lad.

Anyway, send me one and I'll send Rap the coin. If it doesn't get to Rap right away I am sure he'll pay you until I can get the coin to him. The postal services are terrible here. Just as bad as in the States.

gnu
55 Leeside Drive
Moncton, New Brunswick
Canada
E1C 4L4


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:41 PM

Planet Canada??? Hmmmmmm??? I think yer gonna be in the UK shipping costs... Unless you live in a danged igloo or tree house...

Sorry, Rap, but yer copy is on the house for being the banker...

so that means we still need another, ahhhhh, fuck if i know... I think it's 19??? Might be a couple hundred???

(How could it be a couple hundred, Boberdz???)

I donno... Talk with Rap... He does numbers better...

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Jeri
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:43 PM

You didn't request me to move it, but you shoulda cuz I diddit.

I want one, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: jeffp
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:44 PM

Put me down for one. I'll get a check off as soon as I can.

Autographed would be very nice.


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 06:45 PM

Yae!!!

I think we're down to 18...

BTW, thanks for moving it, Jer... Now Joe won't have to do it...

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Mysha
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:12 PM

Hi,

25 999 (autographed)
24 999 (autographed)
23 999 (autographed)
22 rumanci
21 bobad
20 maeve
19 Rapparee (autographed)
18 gnu
17 Jeri
16 jeffp (autographed)

15 bottles of beer on the wall

Bye
                                                               Mysha


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:15 PM

Thanx for the assist, Mysha...

My Wes Ginny Slide Rule worked in Virgina but don't work here in NC???

BTW, seeing as Rap's gets comp'd as he is the baker that means it's 16 bottles of beer on the wall... I think???

My head hurts all over...

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:22 PM

Pay Pal is probably easiest from UK ! IF Pay Pal in in , so am I !!


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:28 PM

Our banker is old school, Lead... No PayPal... But he has lots of other pals... Yer just going to have to buy a stamp... Might cost a buck for the stamp... What's a buck??? No, really, what is a buck??? 1/3rd of a pound??? Why do ya'll call 'um pounds... Pounds is what you put on during the Holidays... Pounds is weight, Lead...

Buy a stamp... It won't kill you...

B;~)


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From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:30 PM

I'm in....need how to pay details......paypal ??

Frank


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:32 PM

Rap can't read, so sign any name you want on that CD, Bobert.

There are always signing mistakes. Signing in ink that can't be erased is always a mistake, as is signing in stone. If it ain't written in stone, it ain't written. Just remember that. Ain't nothin' ever been writ can't be un-writ. I think I can sell another five without no one getting hurt. So make it eight for me.

"I guess music, particularly the blues, is the only form of schizophrenia that has organised itself into being both legal and beneficial to society.

Alexis Korner"


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:51 PM

This hurtin' my head, brucie...

Wes Ginny Slide Rule baled on me when I moved to NC... Can't say here what it told me 'er Joe would have to take the site down...

BTW, loved the "Big Black Train" video, gn-ze...

Back in '96 I wrote and recorded a song about a real story entitled "Legend of the Churchill Tunnel"... Think it says the same thing except took me 33 verses to say it??? Google Churchill Tunnel... I know lots about it... Been in it...

Anyone keepin' count???

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: Janie
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 07:55 PM

count me in!


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:00 PM

Thanx, Janie.... Luy ya'...

BTW, anyone keeping score??? Brucie keeps messing this up by uppin' his order... I'm sniffin' a hostile take-over???

B;~)


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From: ranger1
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:08 PM

I want three, bobert. You've just solved the "what to get my mom and J-boy's dad for Christmas" question.


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:11 PM

Well, ya'll done put a serious hurt on my head... I mean, too many multiple orders... I wished I had spent more time with aritmaticin'...

B~


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From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:16 PM

Listen, bro! It isn't getting upped no more. That's it. I figure it this way. Let's say that the Mayans were right in terms of the calendar. Let's say I'm so in-tune with the Mayan calendar that I can actually spell calendar correctly: that means the sooner this CD gets out, the sooner that happens, the sooner that happens. Cain't argue with clear logic.


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From: Richard Bridge
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:18 PM

Yeah, go on, put me down for one - Whatever the shipping costs to the UK. I used to be quite into blues until I figured out I was not a sharecropper. Now sending you an English cheque is going to cost you about $40 for your bank to collect it, so you'd better think of another way I can pay you. I can Paypal - I can make internet bank transfers but probably not outside the UK. What about the mudcat T-shirt route?


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From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:23 PM

For those in the UK who want to use PayPal, they could pay it into the acct. of anudder Mudder who does have PP who could then send one check to Mike with a list of whom to send the CDs to, right?

kat (gotta look at the grandkids' Christmas budget,first:-)


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From: michaelr
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:28 PM

All right, I'll take one even though ya didn't like my artwork...

By the way, shouldn't it be "y'all" instead of "ya'll"? I only lived in Georgia for three years `til they escorted me to the line and told me not to come back, but even I know that.


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:29 PM

I got it on good info that you got spell check, brucie... You couldn't spell "shit" without it... Hey, that's what my people tell me...

Now back to the CD-a-thon...

Way I see it we need between 7 and 15 more orders... BTW, for all folks requesting autographs please let me know what your requests are??? Babe Ruth is a $1 extra...

B~


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From: Mysha
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:30 PM

Hi,

15 Leadfingers
14 Frug
13 999
12 999
11 999
10 999
9 999
8 Janie
7 Ranger1
6 Ranger1
5 Ranger1
4 Richard

3 bottles of beer on the wall.

(If Rap is indeed Old School, I trust he'll only accept a complimentary disk if you've matched the costs.)

Bye,
                                                               Mysha


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From: Mysha
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:32 PM

Hi,

3 Richard

2 bottles of beer on the wall.

Bye,
                                                                Mysha


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:32 PM

Well, seems we are moving toward that magic number... Sorry about PayPal... I heard that he has quit that stuff and has announced his candidacy for president for the Republican Party... I donno... Think he should have kept his day job...

B~


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:38 PM

Seems that Mysha is ten times smarter that the Wes Ginny Slide Rule ever was...

I think we are close... I mean, real close...

BTW, this CD is the real blues... Not blues lite... Can I get just one more Catter to step to the Cat-plate??? Just one...

Brothers and sisters... I need just one person ready to testify... I mean, you are either part of the problem or part of the solution... Are you ready to testify??? We're looking for a testimonial...

(Ahhhh, sorry... Seems "Ramblin' Rose" done took over my head...)

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:47 PM

Might he have got it from Charles Dickens?

Just checking dates, and according to a blase interpretation of what exactly is meant by a year, it likely wasn't returned to its point of origin via the Santa Maria or the Nina--pardon the loss of the 'enya' which may or may not have belonged in this discourse.

Blues is, after all, blues.

######################################

Stupid is as stupid does. I'd meant that post for another thread, but when I was about to post it there I thought of this thread. Gotta love a Friday night.


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:49 PM

You ain't heard me, GUEST... My stuff is the shits!!! (BTW, the shits is a good thing...)''B~


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From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 08:49 PM

Me. Sorry.


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From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 09:13 PM

I am in for two, Bobez. I will send the dough to what's his name tucked into an old whiskey bottle.


A


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From: Mysha
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 09:18 PM

Hi,

2 Amos
1 Amos

25 bottles of beer on the floor, 25 bottles of beer
If one of those bottles were put up once more,
24 bottles of beer on the floor.

In other words, though one more order would be nice, to allow you to compliment your banker, as of now the project is afloat!

Bye,
                                                                  Mysha


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 09:35 PM

BINGO!!!

Now, ya'll pledgers circle 'round...

There's the banker... Rap... Ya'll need to hook up with the banker 'cause word on the street he has a gun... No, he has lots of them... lol..

Thanx all... We'll get to work now...

B~


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From: frogprince
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 09:53 PM

Oh, wuthehell. Checks in the envelope, I'm on the way to the mailbox via the stamp dispenser (even the stamp dispenser at our house is a frog)       Dean


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From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 09:56 PM

I'd meant to say I haven't done the math, but predicating this project on cash alone is sublime, as is blues. What I need is your permission to duplicate seven of your CDs, do so, and send them off to people who already bought 'em.


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 10:13 PM

You have now really hurt my head, brucie... I mean, I thought we'd crossed the finish line and now maybe we gotta run a few more laps???

Danged... I knew this was going to be a slobber-knocker...

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 10:48 PM

Nothin' Yet


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From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 10:54 PM

BTO was the shits, brucie...

They rocked it out...

B~


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Subject: RE: Bobert CD??? I need 25 of ya'll to...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 11:01 PM

Bah, you blues singers don't know a darned thing. If you did, you'd be writing rock and roll.


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