Music paternity

Subject: Music paternity
From: SteveE
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:46 AM

Helen seems to have started something

There's three men in the maternity ward waiting room with their partners about to give birth (I was going to write wives but that wouldn't be correct)

One was a folk singer from Somerset, one a blues man from the Delta and the other a member of Toyboy five (you know what I mean ?)who had just come from Top of the Pops.

The doctor walks in and says "great news guys. your'e all proud dads, their all boys and they were all born within two minutes of each other. Errrrrrr we got them mixed up so can you come through and pick out your son ?"

So they all rush in and the folkie from somerset runs up to the dareker skinned baby and says "he's mine".

The doctor says "don't you think it might be one of the other baby's ?'

To which our Somerset friend says "No way, one of the others is a toyboy and i'm not going to take that chance"

I stand tied to the stake waiting for the torch ......

S

Subject: RE: Music paternity
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 02:31 AM