Foster's Lager Song

Subject: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST,Dustin Laurence
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 12:17 PM

Is anyone familiar with the "Foster's Lager Song"? I heard a verse or two from an Aussie, but I don't remember any of it and I can't find any references on the web or here. The lyrics and/or the tune would be very nice.

Thanks for any help,

Dustin

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: masato sakurai
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 12:31 PM

Is this the one?

"... in England, "This Is Hip" has backed a television ad for Foster's Lager beer." (The Rosebud Agebcy - John Lee Hooker - Don't Look Back).

~Masato

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Stewie
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 06:57 PM

The only one I know is this:

Fosters lager, Fosters lager
Comes in bottles, cans or glass
It's the health food of the nation
Shove your icecream up your arse

--Stewie.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Hrothgar
Date: 27 Jun 02 - 05:26 AM

It's horse's pee. Drink Fourex.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 27 Jun 02 - 11:01 AM

Fourex is a condom maker here in the US.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jun 02 - 11:17 AM

I don't usually pass on sad news like this, but sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is all about. There was a great loss recently. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey", died at age 83. It was extremely difficult for the family to keep him in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and.....well, you know the rest . .

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From:
Date: 29 Jun 02 - 10:31 PM

My Son works for Fosters So I've asked him to do some delving for a song. In the meantime here is a recent Fosters tv ad thats a spoken monologue;
I don't have a kangaroo for a pet,
I don't wrestle with crocodiles,
And I don't wear a cork hat,
I fight wars - but never start wars,
I would rather make peace,
I can wear my country's flag with pride,
I am a rock,
I am the island continent,
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilsons, the Santerellis, the De Costis, the Wongs and the Jagamarras,
I play footd\ball without a helmet,
I like beetroot on my hamburger,
I ride in the front seat of the taxi,
I believe it's a prawn - not a shrimp,
I believe the world is round and down under is on top,
I believe Australia is the best address on Earth,
And Australians brew the best beer.

A bit jingoistic and long-winded for me. All they had to say was every other beer is crap and Fosters is shit-hot. Pretty simple really.

JG / FME

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: allanwill
Date: 30 Jun 02 - 10:33 AM

How many aussies, though, still drink Fosters? You very rarely see it on tap in pubs and clubs any more. I think it must now be brewed purely for the overseas market.

Give me a Carlton Cold any day.

Allan

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Haruo
Date: 30 Jun 02 - 01:36 PM

Is it even brewed in Australia anymore? I remember when Löwenbräu started being brewed in the States. Just wasn't the same. (Costs a lot of money to cart those half-gallon cans of beer across a large ocean.)

Liland

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jun 02 - 02:09 PM

They only call it 4ex because they're not allowed to write piss on the label... if it must be lager, then give me a nice cold Stella any day.....

must just go check the fridge........ got a bottle opener?

LTS

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Mikey joe
Date: 01 Jul 02 - 10:37 AM

lager smlager

a nice cool creamy pint of murphys. or on a really hot day ~ A pint bottle of Bulmers, a half pint glass and three ice cubes

now thats bass
Mj

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 12:45 AM

Fosters Lager, Fosters lager, in a beer or in a glass,
its the health food of our nation so stick your ice-cream up your ass

thats how my dad sung it to us when we were kids!

And, im a proud aussie and can honestly say.. Fosters is cats piss.
Boags all the way over here guys!

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 04:47 AM

When eating vegemite you learn to appreciate anything cold and liquid, even Foster's.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Andrez
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 06:00 AM

Having just sampled a "home brew" that looked and tasted like cats piss I can vouch for the fact that Fosters isnt as bad as that.

If you want a real Aussie beer though VB is the way to go. For the foreigners reading this post thats Victoria Bitter to you! Although on the other hand some of that yankee Budweiser brew is OK with a meal, tastes OK without the VB kick!

Cheers,

Andrez

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST,Rory
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 03:24 PM

Any one remember an aussie song about a guy wearing an aussie singlet while holding a can of fosters lager? Probablt from early 80s, I am trying to find the author and lyrics. Any help much appreciated

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 07:59 PM

I recently nursed a family member:

FOSTERS

Was the only beverage she drank.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 12:30 AM

Which Morris side took part in this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbq8NbJobM

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 03:14 AM

Off topic somewhat, but this was one of the last songs to be sold around the fairs and markets of the rural West of Ireland in the early 1950s
The trade was referred to as 'ballad selling' and was carried out exclusively by Travellers
The song has obvious Australian connections, as it it based on Slim Dusty's 'Pub With No Beer'
Jim Carroll

THE BAR WITH NO STOUT
Now we've heard quite a lot of the Pub with no Beer,
And some people claim it's the hit of the year,
But during the war I was rambling about.
And I called for a Pint in a Bar with no Stout.

The bar owner sat on a chair by the fire,
I'd swear if you touched him he'd scrape like a brier,
When I said "Fill a Pint" then his rag he got out,
Saying 'Your order is tall in the Bar with no Stout".

A customer came in a donkey and car,
He tied up his ass and took in a big jar,
But the ass jumped and reared, from the door he pulled out,
It's no place for an ass near a Bar with no Stout

The Garda on duty the first time in years,
Came back from his beat all shaken with fears,
The Sergeant said Pat, why you look knocked about,        
He stammered and told him the Bars got no Stout.

The Postman returned from his rounds on the street,
And when be had entered his time on the sheet,
The Postmaster seeing no froth round his mouth.
Guessed on the spot that the Bar had nO Stout.

Now 'tis lonesome to part with the one you love dear,
Or to sit on a stool in a Pub with no Beer
But there's nothing more lonesome without any doubt,        
Than to call for a Pint in a Bar with no Stout.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Apr 25 - 11:33 AM

The actual lyrics I recall only too well:

Let's have another Foster's Lager,
You can get it in a bottle, can or glass,
It's the health food of the nation,
without exaggeration,
you can stick your Peter's ice-cream up your arse.


And there it is my friends.

Subject: RE: Foster's Lager Song
From: Hrothgar
Date: 06 Apr 25 - 08:01 AM

This, of course, goes back to the days when the slogan of Peter's Ice Cream was "The Health Food of the Nation".