Subject: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 01 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM White rabitts, fish hat and all that!!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:02 AM I fear that this thread might sink. If it does, it's womens' and childrens' posts first. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:05 AM Music music music, there that should allay some fo the criticism of these threads. Perhaps someone could give alist of PtH gigs during March to assuage them further. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:07 AM I just thrive on criticism. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:00 AM Don't you lot in'ull have anything better to do than post crap like this. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM Why don't you try a Radox bath, it may buck up your feet CT. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM What's that in English pal? eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:38 AM Oooo, i love getting a bath with Radox in it! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:43 AM I'm more sociable I love to bath with a friend. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:56 AM Oh...that's nice... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Confused of Cleckheaton Date: 01 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM Oy Sweetthingymebob I'm a lot more fun than Radox in your bath, nudge nudge wink wink dirty old man Off you go Killer go and read that and add it to your little fantasies |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 01 Mar 04 - 01:19 PM Why hello there, killer.I was much touched by your comment.As we speak there is a postal order for 10p winging it's way to you so you can ring all your friends up to have Radox baths with.Conversley you could use it to ring some one up who gives a flying fuck what you think. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 04 - 04:24 AM ..and he can't even spell bodhran properly....tsk. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 04 - 04:38 AM thus iss aa musiic shite nowt a spelshin shitee |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 02 Mar 04 - 04:49 AM Right! Here we go then. Whats the difference between a Bodhran player and a Radox bath? One bucks up your feet. The other F...s up your beat. Ha! CT. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Kit Date: 02 Mar 04 - 04:55 AM Where else would you find a joke like that? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Date: 02 Mar 04 - 05:27 AM Colin Thompson. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:17 AM Nice to see such a promising start to the proceedings. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:24 AM Bodhran Killer 1 PTH 0 |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:27 AM Now then you silly sausages, stop all this handbag rattlin. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:42 AM Maybe I can't spell bodhran but I can seriously damage them. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Date: 02 Mar 04 - 08:05 AM Seven blasts on the thread whistle. Will all posts please proceed to the muster stations, don life vests and await evacuation instructions. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short Date: 02 Mar 04 - 08:30 AM Keep at 'em killer, this lot need shaking up. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bodhran Fondler Date: 02 Mar 04 - 08:55 AM What a nasty man. Bodhrans are lovely and enhance any oirish session with their propelling insistenet beat. With any luck we can drown out the singers. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:02 AM Sperm |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:08 AM Maybe this Bodhran Killer chap isn't so bad after all, most Bodhran players demonstrating the musical fluency of a demented Urang Utang bashing his bishop ...... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:09 AM Bodhrans are as subtle as a cry for help |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:22 AM If I remove the bells from my tamborine does it become a bodhran ? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM Definition- bodhran player= someone who likes to hang around with folk musicians. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,claire short Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM Thirty posts now from the fat capital of England, and not one bit of information about this band, or gigs, or nowt. Are you all too fat to post properly? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 02 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM Guest, you can't use the words bodhran and subtle in the same sentance it's an oxymoron, or maybe just a moron. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 02 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM Blimey. David, pass me a bottle of that 12 year old elderberry? I need to reflect on where it all went wrong. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 02 Mar 04 - 05:43 PM Anagram's on Bodhran, only nice one please, hummm there must be one??? ok ANY anagrames on bodhran!!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 02 Mar 04 - 05:45 PM By the way guys long time no see, see you Sunday ;o))) |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:04 PM Hard nob |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:07 PM what the players or the bodhran *grin* |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sttaw Legend Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:49 PM Rock Chick, as requested: Beautiful Orgasmic Delectable Heartfelt Regions Always Nurtured |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:17 PM Someone please pass the sickbag |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:18 PM ok thats enough about me how about Bodhran ;o)) |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:21 PM are you feeling a wee bit poorly my dear Raggytash ? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:23 AM Well hellooooooo Shelagh.... ;o) |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 03 Mar 04 - 05:26 AM How to avoid the need for a "sickbag" - refrain from looking in mirrors |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 03 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM Sigh...................You make me sick "guest". I wish you so called smart arses would come out from behind their mirrors and put up a name. For those who are remotely interested here is a coupl'a anagrams of bodhran: BARN DOH BAD HORN BARN HOD BRAND HO HAD BORN HAN BORD HAND ORB AND MY FAVOURITE ....... HARD NOB |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Mar 04 - 06:08 AM Ossenflags, from the tone of the Guest thread I think I could be correct in assuming that my little playmate Tyke is about, he is not normally reticient about putting his monocle on threads so this may be an oversight. In case it is not George (bless his little cotton socks) and is just some malicious w**k**, perhaps they should jusy F**k right off |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Mar 04 - 06:08 AM Oops did that sound bitchy? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 03 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM No. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 03 Mar 04 - 06:54 AM Now now boys (and girls) play nicely.... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM My god you lot from 'ull are easily upset, it's just a game so get in the spirit. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM agree eric, its just a game, calm down you lot |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:29 AM Raggytash ain't from Hull. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:33 AM And no GUESTs allowed on this thread. Be unmasked, or be elsewhere. My Noble Lord de Kirklees, you are among friends. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM Hello |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:39 AM Hmmm. Pass me that twelve guage, Michael? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:46 AM Anyone in 'ull got a sense of humour apart from jOhn. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,A Moderator Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:48 AM Between you, you have produced fifty posts of uninteresting rubbish. I suggest you have this thread deleted. Then, set up a new one listing your upcoming gigs, AND DO NOT POST TO IT.Ring each other up at home if you must prattle to each other and stop boring the rest of us. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:48 AM And by the way where is he, unusualy quiet, especially when people are insulting 'ull. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM hello again to you all from ull |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Mar 04 - 11:18 AM A Moderator ......... you are not forced to read this thread, this has been mentioned to numerous others who complain about the content. Most of this drivel is just a escape for us stuck at computers during the day who need a little break from the little darlings who pester us with work related topics. Some people nip out for a cigarette, I post this rubbish, surely you wouldn't want to deny me a break from the rigours of my daily grind. Like I've already said you don't have to join in. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 03 Mar 04 - 11:29 AM You don't have to explain why or where you post to anyone |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 04 Mar 04 - 06:45 AM Guest A Moderator is right, it is totally boring shite, no wonder Hull is the ' FAT ' centre of England, they need to get off their arses and do something instead of sitting at a computer churning crap like this out. Come to think of it , so should I. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short Date: 04 Mar 04 - 08:22 AM I'm a bit fat myself, but I do not talk bollocks all the time like this lot. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 04 Mar 04 - 09:20 AM "People with a borderline personality disorder may appear overly argumentative, sarcastic and be quick to take offence while hating being alone" Seems a few people posting to this thread are exhibiting a few worrying characteristics. Can we be nice guys? Lets have some gentle,fluffy,happy thoughts. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 04 Mar 04 - 09:31 AM Bunny Wabbits Nice fluffy Bunny Wabbits snared, skinned, roasted, carved, chomp chomp Lovely fluffy Bunny Wabbits Who's got a personality disorder ? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 04 Mar 04 - 10:00 AM KJ I'm not paranoid I know you mean me. Iknow I'm sick but just fancy talking like that about bunny rabbits. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 04 Mar 04 - 10:35 AM This thread seems to have been hijacked. I'm off. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Claire Short but not fat Date: 04 Mar 04 - 10:47 AM One down, three to go. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Mar 04 - 10:53 AM i agree with Peat, [no guests allowed], this is a local thread, for local people, go away guest, theres nothing for you here. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Alan Duncan in Wales Date: 04 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM I bet you can't go 24 hours without swearing. Bastards. Oops. Oh, fuck, you win. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:01 AM My uncle lives in Wales, do you know him? [he is about 26 stone, and sings in churches, and hes called Grayum]. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Grayum in Wales Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM I am not 26stone! I only weigh 23stone. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Alan Duncan, £35 lighter. Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:09 AM I'm sure bastard isn't a swearword. I was fitted up. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:28 AM b*******d is a type of metal file, and a barrel size. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 04 Mar 04 - 12:42 PM Oh dear.... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 05 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM jOhn, your uncle can't possibly come from Wales if he is called Grayum, men from Wales are all called Taffy and all the wimmin are called Blodwyn. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bodhran Fondler Date: 05 Mar 04 - 04:54 AM Shoo!!! Go away you naughty person! The welsh are miserable sods though aren't they. I must dash, I am taking my bodhran collection to the park for a bit of freh air today. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 05 Mar 04 - 06:39 AM Don't you mean fresh air...? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 05 Mar 04 - 09:17 AM Nah, the Welsh people are OK, just need some new names.Bodhrans make good trays and nowt else. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Bored of illiteracy Date: 05 Mar 04 - 09:58 AM Is is just me? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:03 AM Probably. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Princess Anne Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:11 AM I've just farted. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Buffy the thread killer Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:40 AM THIS FRED IS DEAD |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM I think you'll find you're wrong, Buffy. Now all kindly go and inhabit your own thread, people. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 06 Mar 04 - 05:05 AM I'm glad our Fred isn't dead, he ows me a few pints. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 06 Mar 04 - 05:58 AM Dean! What the f...s going on? CT |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bohdran Killer Date: 06 Mar 04 - 10:12 PM Come on all you pillocks from 'ull, give us some good arguement, it's getting pretty bloody boring without you. Killer |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 07 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM To bring a little sanity back to this thread."Punch the Horse" will be appearing at "Durty Nellie's" High street Hull this coming Saturday. Everyone welcome even trolls and bodhran players.So come along, make yourselves known - I am sure you will have a great night - and let us have some positive feedback to this site. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Date: 07 Mar 04 - 04:04 AM Interesting theory, Ossenflags and sanity in the same sentence, Ossenflags and Guinness, Ossenflags and singing, Ossenflags a with food, Ireland a myriad other concepts but sanity........... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 07 Mar 04 - 05:37 AM This is what happens when you don't pay attention, Colin. The world as we know it is coming to an end. I'm gonna stick to playing with myself in future. Never failed me in the past. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 07 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM Well, Raggy, yer've gotta try now and then, don't yer? And now......................... presenting Deany, the hand reared boy!!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 07 Mar 04 - 02:34 PM Close but not close enough. I hear the welsh are producing their own brand of whisky. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Date: 07 Mar 04 - 07:48 PM They are indeed, the company launched it's new product on Thursday, but contrary to popular belief the Scots did not invent the water of life, possibly the Irish, perhaps the Greeks Nothing like being contentious |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 08 Mar 04 - 09:56 AM Can't stand the stuff mesen... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 08 Mar 04 - 12:06 PM I like whiskey,me. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 08 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM Hate the bloody stuff, it does strange things to my husband it does. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Mar 04 - 11:48 AM Actually, I love it, but it turns me into a gibbering wreck who loves everybody. Oh, and the headache the next day is unparallelled. Did I spell that right? Three attemps, and I'm still not sure.... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 09 Mar 04 - 12:11 PM OO,OO, i might be able to make this one cause i'm not working!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 10 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM Can anybody tell me why I woke up at 6am thinking about work, and why I was in the office by 7? This has to be a nasty viral infection. KJ, I need help. I'm even selling things at the minute. What's that all about??? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:21 AM This one's for Oakley.... Small Bore Rifle Shooting For Violinists |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bobjack Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:27 AM Post number 99. come on Peter, I know you are gagging for the 100! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM Don't be silly. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bobjack Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:31 AM My work here is done. Back to the BS section for me. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Dave Hanson Date: 10 Mar 04 - 04:57 AM Whisky? if ever a drink deserved to be called the water of life this is it. eric |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 12 Mar 04 - 02:47 AM I take me eye of the ball for one day and what happens? This thread disappears!!!Come on you lot don't let the side down!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 12 Mar 04 - 03:43 AM "come on you lot dont let the side down" seems as if you HAVE to do as you're told......NOW "you lot" |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 12 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM Typical guest contribution, hasn't the balls to put a name on |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 12 Mar 04 - 04:43 AM I shall be giving a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, complete with lighter fluid and pyrotechnic feedback, live on stage at Durty Nellies this weekend. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover Date: 12 Mar 04 - 06:38 AM PUNCH THE HORSE DURTY NELLIES HIGH STREET HULL SAT13/3/04 Be there or be square. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 12 Mar 04 - 08:31 AM These guests are putting years on me. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover Date: 12 Mar 04 - 08:33 AM My name is also my hobby. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 12 Mar 04 - 10:24 AM Oh dear...! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 12 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM NELSON |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 12 Mar 04 - 11:02 AM Piquet? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,PTH Fan Date: 12 Mar 04 - 11:20 AM Proves how popular you are though and keeps you top of the threads! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 12 Mar 04 - 02:09 PM Well i am a guest,can i stay ??? dont live up your way but still was nice to see you again Pete and mick linda and Hazel and the names i have missed... See you all again soon. rc |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM Nice to see you again Rock Chick.Hope you enjoyed the Cd. Last call for "Durty Nellies" tonight.9pm start. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Date: 13 Mar 04 - 09:01 AM Sounds good to this recently returned one! Don't ask to see the photos unless you're prepared to waste a significant portion of your life. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 14 Mar 04 - 06:32 AM Welcome home Les.Did you manage to find any thai cheese out there? Never saw you last night but it was so packed you could have been missed. What a splendid night!!!! In responce to the many concerned queries,"Punch the Horse" is not playing anywere on St Patricks day/night. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:39 AM Sorry Mick, I sort of fell asleep (at home of course, no one is going to fall asleep at one of your gigs). I want you mean was Tai Chi's, there was a bunch of them doing it in Lumpini Park. Maggie was going to join them for the evening session on the day I left Bangkok (Tai Chi that is). If you're enquiring about fermented lactic products, they do a good line in processed cheese slices and not much else. SE Asia is not renowned for its dairy products. But the fresh fruit is amazing - Pineapple, Papaya, Water Melon, Pomero, Jack Fruit, Mango, Coconut, Banana, Mangosteen, Ramutan and lots more available from stalls everywhere for about 30p a go. Or for the same price made into a fruit shake with ice while you wait. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:50 AM Yes les, I meant of course the fermented lactic variety. I thought you may have been able to make an extra verse up for your "Cheese song" |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:51 AM Nobody should feel this fantastic on a Monday morning. I'm sure there's a law against it. The world doesn't make sense to me anymore. Think I'll move to Clacton-on-Sea and ponder my next move. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:53 AM There's a really poor restaurant in Clacton called the Criterion. Strange name. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:55 AM How's the empire building going, Skip? Ready to spend five grand on a new copier? Have I got a deal for you, sonny-jim. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin Date: 15 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM This is supposed to be a music site , kindly take your barrow and deal some were else. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 Date: 15 Mar 04 - 01:07 PM I thought it was a spelling site, and you're a shocker, Ivor. Were, indeed! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin Date: 15 Mar 04 - 02:36 PM No, you are wrong on that this is a discussion site. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 16 Mar 04 - 05:16 AM Make your mind up, Ivor. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 16 Mar 04 - 05:27 AM Deany, are yer going to skippys gig? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ivor bigginin Date: 16 Mar 04 - 05:30 AM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 16 Mar 04 - 05:54 AM That worked Lads, quick empty his pockets while he's asleep |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 16 Mar 04 - 06:01 AM Get the billy-goats over the bridge, sharpish! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Skipjack K8 Date: 16 Mar 04 - 06:03 AM Who's that trip-trapping........................ |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Noreen Date: 16 Mar 04 - 06:14 AM Can I have some of what you're on, Mr Meister? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 16 Mar 04 - 06:52 AM Flossengags, perchance you may visit Whitby this coming weekend? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 16 Mar 04 - 08:14 AM Whay-hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now there is an idea Raggy. We are doing nowt this weekend so I will have talk to Mrs Ossonflags about it. Owt going on special? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 16 Mar 04 - 09:12 AM Heard a rumour that 2 fine singers, one from Hull and one from Huddersfield might be performing in either Butlers Beer Boutique and Brasserie or the Equine Negris |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bassic Date: 16 Mar 04 - 09:37 AM Who is this "Les from Hull" character? I havnt aseen him on here before have you? Me and j0hn9 are the only ones allowed to have "from Hull" after out names.......from what I read he should be "Les from Tie Rack" anyway!! It really p**ses me off when people just come waltzing in here..............you turn your back for a moment...........and wham! .....they pinch your name without so much as a "how dya do"!! I bet he is really old as well!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 16 Mar 04 - 09:45 AM Yep, he's ancient, but the Hard Cheese of old England kills me every time. That and Teenage Kicks. On a Melodeon? The boy has gonads. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 16 Mar 04 - 12:03 PM Er, could you say that in English please? Did anyone else not get that, or was it just me? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Bassic Date: 16 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM Oh!, its THAT Les from Hull!.........welcome back dad!! You can have your name back now ;-)...can I have the keys to it at weekends? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Date: 16 Mar 04 - 01:46 PM You young whippersnappers... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 17 Mar 04 - 03:21 AM It looks like it is on Raggy.me and mrs Ossonflags will be up on friday night. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 17 Mar 04 - 04:23 AM Top o' the mornin t'ya all!!!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Mar 04 - 04:27 AM heloo. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 17 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM LO Dean, LO jOhn. CT. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 17 Mar 04 - 04:38 AM I picked a helluva day to quit drinking... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 17 Mar 04 - 03:53 PM And for a moment I was sure I was in the BS section...until I saw 2 whole music-related posts! Well done, y'all. Um...could someone please explain the thread to this poor (but literate) ignoramus? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Mar 04 - 03:13 AM Shlio, I have just re-read the thread, and no, I can't explain it either. It just is. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 18 Mar 04 - 03:43 AM Ah,so that's the problem...I was looking for an underlying meaning...silly me... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 18 Mar 04 - 06:15 AM Gasson self, We should be able to depart about 3.30-4.00 so should arrive Whitby by 6, what are your plans |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 18 Mar 04 - 06:18 AM Shilo-Its a local thing. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:25 AM It also seems to be a mudcat thing that nobody can spell my name. Why does nearly everybody want to call me Shilo? This has happened on other threads. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:57 AM Get used to it, when i first meet people they can't pronounce or spell my name! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Ben Dover Date: 18 Mar 04 - 09:18 AM Everyone understands my name. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 18 Mar 04 - 10:31 AM hello, if you dont know someones name, call them Jim, its easy to spell and prunounce.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:50 AM We should be there for 8.30. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:27 AM I'm already here. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:37 AM I know. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: matai Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:50 AM is that 'ull on 'umber? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:02 AM Kingston upon Hull, my love. A far classier place. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: rock chick Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:57 PM Kingston upon ull is how they say it up there, of course down here we pronounce it Hull, but then anything north of Watford is a foreign language *grin* |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: s6k Date: 20 Mar 04 - 06:22 PM Life's a bitch eh Shilo? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: snowbird Date: 20 Mar 04 - 07:04 PM It was a shame about the horse though don't you think?? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 21 Mar 04 - 09:59 AM you mean orse, horse is for anyone south of Watford ;o)) |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 22 Mar 04 - 10:03 AM Now to inject a bit of real news."Punch The Horse" will be playing at "Foresters" in Beverley Thursday night.No naughty fiddle players for once.We shall be joined by that superb musician and all round nice guy, the venerable Richard Wasling. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 02:34 AM refresh |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:27 AM Why? And Osson, can I come? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM Sengasflos I am taking my American buddy Antonia to Whitby 1st 2nd April, HMS Bark Endeavour is in port, could you be joining us. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:47 AM Michael that should read Friday 2nd Saturdy 3rd |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Astonished Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM Anyone got the balls to own up to being ivor bigginin, and give a reason for the trade in insults, or are you going to keep hidden and continue insulting your "friends" and being a phony bast**d. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:51 AM Nicely put, guest. If anonomously. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Oaklet Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM The deleted thread "Oaklet is not Ivor Biggun" contained an explanation and apology from Ossonflags. He suspects that he forgot to log-off at his work computer and his details were accessed by someone with time on his hands and little in his head. Mick has promised an enquiry tomorrow and expressed his regret. The opening post in the thread was vile and reptilian. I asked it to be deleted. Thanks for removing it with such speed, elves. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:11 AM Have just spoken to Michael. Nicely sorted, people. Thankyou. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:14 AM I knew that post couldn't have been from Osson, it was so unlike him. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 23 Mar 04 - 12:07 PM Thanks for that vote of confidence,sweetfire. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 23 Mar 04 - 12:14 PM Any time. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:36 PM oaklet, so your saying ossonflags dint write this somebody at his work wrote it oh i see now. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:44 PM and i soppose he dint write this either |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:49 PM i think i know now why pth's new cd is called changing your demeanor. beat that you fat ugly bastard |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:37 PM read this....now whos the oaf from hull need i say more. iam not j from h so dont go accusing him but 2 can play at your game |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: s6k Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM nice.. :S |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:47 PM continue to expose imposters/ thats a laugh/ as someone said on here/ you sad little man..............i rest my case |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Raggytash Date: 23 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM Michael my old mucker, I'm impressed, Punch the Horse with their own stalker, ............can I say this without upsetting the rest of the community ........... What a wanker ......."Guest" (which you are not a welcomed variety of,have I confused the idiot yet), if you would care to sit down and share a pint with me and any of our company, I am sure we would be delighted to talk with you and discuss your problems. In the interim are there many other sites you could visit instead, which I am confident my able friends will direct you towards |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ossonflags Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:05 AM Thank you for that piece of detective work "guest" I am suprised someone else has not come up with the same idea. The offending thread at question was put up,in the manner oaklet explained, using my "mudcat" name "ossonflags" without the "guest". All the ivor threads are signed in as a "guest" just as you have done, and I am doing as I have deleted the cookie on our system at work. If you have got some more time on your hands you maybe could throw a few more insults at one or two of the other "ivors" Fat and ugly I may be but bastard never.It would be real clever of me wouldn't it to use my own name to insult every body.But you wouldn't know about that would you? being the brave little person you are hiding behind "guest" As Raggytash has said I am free any time to discuss this with you in person. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: lone shark Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:56 AM The chances of someone else logging in on your cookie are practically zero. The chances of there being another mudcatter in the same building as you, with such a detailed knowledge of Hull based Folk, is practically zero. This so called explanation from Oaklet does not hold water. I think this person should leave mudcat, they have been caught out. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:21 AM There you are Ossenflags. the voice of reason has spoken, judge,jury and chief executioner me think .......... ....I bet he reads the sun |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:26 AM No, Lone Shark, Mick would never have done this. One of his "colleagues" has done it. Pretty easy to do, as Mick spends a lot of time away from his desk, with his PC left running. As for the knowledge of Hull based folk, all ya got to do is read a couple of threads do come up with the basics. I know ossonflags extremely well. This is NOT his work. I pity the person concerned when Mick finds him. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:00 AM All this is very unlike the PTH threads I grew to know & love when we first found 'em. I suggest you all ignore any inflammatory postings by guests without a name, if you respond with further insults etc then you're just playing into their hands.Let's have some of the old nuttiness back! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:03 AM Welcome back, Karen. As you can see, we've missed you! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:12 AM So KJ wants some levity, I'll do a sponsored eat my own weight in Cornflakes |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:17 AM I'd just like to confirm that none of the Guest postings on this thread were from me, this can be proved I use KIT and the system was down for maintenance from 9pm last night until now. Let's stop this posting in silly name business now. were supposed to be friends here, this bullshit has gone too far. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM Oooo, make sure you use Crunchy Nut Cornflakes...they're the best! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM Anyway-Whose "Ian Carr"?, i neber heard of him. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Linda Kelly Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:48 AM er..no I haven't either and why are people so nasty about him? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM dunno, i think they just trying to make trubble. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM Whoever it is owes many apologies. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:01 AM Sweetfire ......... there's something about the expression Crunchy Nuts that makes grown men quake .......... ( if you're not sure ask KJ to explain) Any other sort of cereal you would sponsor me to eat my own weight of? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:02 AM Let's just forget it now. Raggy, I'll take you on. But I reserve the right to soak them in Guinness first. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM I have a first class honours degree in crunchy nuts & nut crunching. Anyone remember chocolate Ready Brek? If Raggy can eat his own weight in that I'll sponser him!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,KJ Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:19 AM On a more serious note, we have just received 10 e.mails that have pornographic content. I'm not a prude (shock horror) but its a bit much when it's unsolicited anyone got any tips for getting rid of 'em.My blocked sender's list is going on overdrive! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:48 AM 200 |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,ossonflags Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:15 AM Many thanks mates.see you all at foresters thurs night.Even might go if I am doing nowt. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: lone shark Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:32 AM Speaking of detective work, the genuine sleuths amongst you may wish to try out my exercise, posted on a new ivor thread in the BS section. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM Oh, shut up Ivor. We're bored now. All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog! Bollocks to him, Micheal, I'll see you tomorrow night. I'll be the one with a pint nearby at all times and a big smile on my face. If that's still legal? I'll tell me Ma if I catch you on Fiddler's Green with Dicey Riley, though. I remember lifting her petticoat when she was sweet sixteen by the gasworks wall. I asked her for credit, as she lowered me down, but she accused me of being a drunk and called me a silly old fool. Best keep clear of her, mate. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Mar 04 - 11:50 AM Especially on a Friday in the Red Rose Cafe. She's been seen mixing with that salesman. He's a bit of a hooligan after a few pints of beer, so I'm told. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 24 Mar 04 - 12:41 PM well said peter !!! mike stand has been sorted by the way. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:42 PM Eee Deany knows all the words! Now if he can find some way of getting them in the right order. And Mick, thanks for sorting that Mike Stand. He had it coming. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:15 AM It'll happen again, you know. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:33 AM And again. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:33 AM Michael Do you see my note about Whitby next weekend, Antonia will be over from the States and I am ytaking her for the Weekend, walk down the coast, look over HMS Bark Endeavour, are you and the fragrant one likely to be in town |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sir Roger de Beverley Date: 25 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM Will try and get down to Foresters tonight to catch you guys (Lady R's health permitting. If it is OK with you, I'll bring some flyers for the "Pete n Rog" gig at the Sun. Rog |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM Look forward to seeing you, Rog. Hey, got broadband in my office today. It's great! Now I can listen to Radio 2, surf the net, post on the cat, and all the time it looks like I'm working! Oh dear..... |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: ossonflags Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:24 PM Looking forward to seeing you Rog. Raggy would love to be in the whitby, tho I think Mrs.Ossonflags has some plans for me to sing with, ah ................ Oh, punch the horse that is it. Oo !!!! hang on tho, just checked the old diary and looks like there is nowt booked.Thinks................., must get back for First sunday sess, must get back for Deanys and Sir Rogs gig, must get back for first sunday sess, must drink beer and that with Raggy.......................? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM For all those people that wish to introduce younger people to the folk world read |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:17 AM Ooooops, clicked on the wrong button there...read this |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:04 AM I love the line "Most of them can't hardly speak English". Worthy of Ivor! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: Sweetfia Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:29 PM Where do you find these articles KJ?! Talk about a one sided story! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 29 Mar 04 - 02:23 AM Interesting though. The author has got a point, even if it be rather 'tongue in cheek'. You only have to read through Child's Ballads & all of the nastier sides of life are portrayed in great abundance! Social comment eh!! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: KJ Date: 31 Mar 04 - 03:12 AM ? where is everybody? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred From: The DeanMeister Date: 31 Mar 04 - 03:26 AM I believe we went quiet to see wether the nasty spirits would go away, Karen. It seems, for now, that they have left us in peace, so let the fun continue. However, this thread's getting out of date, so I'll start a new one for April now. Please skip to "PTH Spring Social" |
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