BS: When did you loose your virginity?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: open mike
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:42 PM

kosher hot dogs?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:10 PM

I never had any. As soon as I was born I looked around and said, "Oh shit! I had to leave that nice warm place for this? I think I just got fucked!"

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:24 PM

I never lost it, I just mislaid it.
p
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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: kendall
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:45 PM

Guest Rama Llama, I know who you are!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:50 PM

Don't worry, DNA tests will establish paternity.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Snuffy
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:10 PM

Ding Dong

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:51 PM

Martin, thanks for the Chicago story references! I need them to flesh out the Chongo Chimp stories. Have you read the Chongo threads? They are private eye tales set in 1940's Chicago.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:55 PM

Open Mike

Do you think I would send Rapaire for a Chicago style hot dog that was "trafe?" A true Chicago style hot dog is always kosher. No exceptions.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 09:31 PM

Spliff?????

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 09:33 PM

AND it's got everything necessary for life on it! No hot dog anywhere else even comes close to a TCHD (True Chicago Hot Dog).

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: jaze
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:35 PM

Sept.28th 1972,age 18-Oh what a night!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Joe_F
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:42 PM

6 August 1955, in a Tijuana whorehouse. Not recommended, but it does have the consolation of being traditional.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:47 PM

SPliff=joint, amigo. marijuana leaves rolled into a cigarette for smoking
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn


A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:29 AM

I've read that for women anticipating royal marriages, if they've partaken of one-too-many fully-loaded Chicago hot dogs that a sitzbath with alum works wonders to restore their tattered . . . reputations.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Rama Llama
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:30 AM

Of course, you know who I am, Kendall dear. You did get me pregnant after all.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:45 AM

Isn't ANYONE concerned about brucie?? He's on a thread about losing one's virginity, claims he's still waiting and that once again...HE LOVES CATS! Now can this be anything but a cry for HELP?? I say...GET THE GUY A CAT!... ; )

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 08:48 AM

Yes, let's help brucie "make free with the cat"!

As for losing it:

She took me aloft and her tops'ls she lowered,
In a snug little harbor she soon had me moored;
She laid in her fores'ls, her stays'ls, and all,
With her lily white hand on me reef-tackle fall...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 09:04 AM

"Guest Rama Llama" is a lobster?

Wow!

P.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Excited
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:37 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:32 AM

jock hammer did it for me

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:40 AM

Well, at least Ellenpoly read what I wrote. OK, for the dull-witted amongst you it was a bit "between the lines'. Must I abase myself by issuing a plaintive plea? Must I grovel? I will die in the lonely wasteland of Alberta without knowing the pleasues of true love--or at least cheap sex. Is there no mercy? No pervert I. Forget the cats. Send melons. Send blow-up dolls. Send sheep.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:16 PM

Your inflatable Rosie O'Donnell doll is on the way, Bruce! Hang tight!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:19 PM

When,(just around midnight) where,(upper dorm bunk) who,(Priscilla Stephnie Von Dieseldorff) how long,(6 and a half inches) and was it all that it was supposed to be?(I suppose)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:23 PM

Thanks for sharing.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: saulgoldie
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:46 PM

Why, did you find it? If so, you can keep it. I don't need it anymore. Thanks, though. Some GREAT replies on this thread. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 01:45 PM

Jock hammer!??

Whoa!! Now that's what I call hard-core masochism!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Schantieman
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 01:52 PM

At a toga party whilst at Uni. Fairly good for me. Awful for her, I suspect. She was five years younger than me and much more experienced! The most entertaining bit was going to the pub beforehand - in our togas - and then giving her a piggy-back back to the house!

Happy days!

S


(Not that these aren't, he added quickly in case a certain lady reads this!)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:02 PM

I got mine back now!
John

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:40 PM

I was thinking of starting up an Internet Company called "Virginity Restorations". For a hefty fee, you can have your virginity restored. Our motto: "Re-experience the thrill of the first time!" For an even heftier fee, you can have your virginity AGAIN restored...and AGAIN...and AGAIN...

Given the fact that some guy sold his soul (in a bottle) on Ebay once, I don't see why this cannot be done.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:43 PM

I can see hot baths with alum salts for the lasses, LH, but how are you going to unpoke a poker? And who would be able to tell?

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:29 PM

It's all in the mind, Amos. The physical facts hardly matter.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:51 PM

LOL!!! This gives a whole new meaning to "virginity", a perspective from which the New Testament might be right!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:46 PM

I'm still a virgin. Someone had it in for me.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:52 PM

OK, nothin' personal here, but screw you guys. The only person on this thread who cares at ALL that I am still wondering about the pleasures of getting laid is Ellenpoly. Course, she wants me to have a cat, and maybe if I get real lucky a friggin' llama. So, without offending anyone, screw you so-called caring guys. Dip your own wicks, don't friggin' worry about mine. Yeah some friends.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:55 PM

I'll send you an apple pie....

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:56 PM

With ice cream?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:57 PM

I saw it just last week...somewhere...

Once I find it again I'm not it letting go

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 05:00 PM

Actually, Amos, you have stumbled onto what I believe is the truth of the matter regarding the "immaculate conception" spoken of in the Bible. Mary's virginity was not a physical matter at all, it was a spiritual condition. Besides, there is nothing non-immaculate about normal sexual conception...but what about the consciousness behind it? That is the crucial matter. One can have immaculate intentions or one can have compromised intentions, and on a spiritual level that is the vital matter, regardless of the physical circumstances.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 05:30 PM

Can a guy name Hymen ever lose his virginity?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:05 PM

The name is Hyman, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Deckman
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:07 PM

Little Hawk ... That surgery has been available in Japan for many years! Bob (don't ask me how I know)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: ranger1
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:27 PM

Brucie, what about your coatrack? Won't it be jealous? And remember, it's ok to love your pets, but don't LOVE your pets!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Li'l Aussie Bleeder.
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:33 PM

I always say "I never lost mine, I KNOW where it went!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:34 PM

I gotta get new glasses! I've looked at the title of this thread several times and thought it said "Why did you lose your virginity?" Why? Because I wanted to see what it felt like to have a covey of quail fly out of my ass.

Thanks for that one, Bob.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 07:07 PM

Bruce:

At your age, it is probably too late -- you're gonna have to get your ashes hauled via commercial carrier, buddy.

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:52 PM

LOL! Amos, I like your pernicious influence on this forum. I think we should all pitch in and see if we can solve Bruce's problem for him. Maybe I should call Shane up. He would have some handy advice, I'm sure.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:57 PM

It never hurts ta carry a big banana under yer raincoat. Works for me. Offer 'em a slug o' whisky and some flowers, then show 'em the banana. But not too soon. A little suspense can help to set the mood.

Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 12:53 AM

Hey Brucie, I care too~~~~~!

It's just as a black cat, I'm a little nervous around men who proclain they LOVE cats.

I've loved the conversation on this thread so far.


By the way - here's a link to my favorite toy shop.

The Blowfish


And I've already stated on another thread that I love Chicago style hotdogs!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:34 AM

Hot dogs and the loss of one's virginity in the same thread must have made at least a few women squimish...

Dear brucie, the idea of sending you some kind of substitute in the form of blow-up dolls, apple pies, sheep or llamas are all very thoughtful..though I have to wonder that none of these gentlemen who profess to be your friends have offered you either a sister, cousin, friend, or mate, to help you out.

I'd certainly be there in a hot second. You need only pay my plane fare, and a bit more for my time...say $5,000 for a night of de-virgining you?

Then again, I just have to think there is a lovely Lady of the Evening just waiting around the corner of your local pub, who would do the same for considerably less.

So, these are my suggestions, and a heck of a lot more practical than what your buddies have thought to offer, if I do say so myself...

Just stay away from the cats, ok?..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:39 AM

Here Pussy Pussy!!
John