BS: What Would Jenna Drink?

Subject: BS: What Would Jenna Drink?
From: GUEST,First Mama
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 11:20 AM

The Bush twins turn 21, and the question of the day for our economy is: will the entire "What Would Jenna Drink" industry collapse?

Of course, you can still make your holiday "WWJD" purchases here:

http://www.cafeshops.com/jenna

And you can, of course, still read all about my way of raising Bush imbibing babes in this article titled "Laura Bushes Guide to Raising Christian Young Ladies When You Only Have 20 Minutes and Two Shot Glasses" (from my book "Bloody Marys for the Soul") here:

http://www.bettybowers.com/jenna.html

But those "Jenna Bush stole my ID" bumper stickers will technically become obsolete as of today.

So, let's raise our martini glasses to the Bush Babes, and wish them No More Bouncer Blues Thanksgiving weekend to party like their livers will last forever.

They're such nice girls, don't you think?

Subject: RE: BS: What Would Jenna Drink?
From: GUEST,Like father, like daughters
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 11:34 AM

BUSH TWINS DEMAND REGIME CHANGE AT T.G.I. FRIDAY'S

Seek Support From Other Twins, Drunks

First Twins Barbara and Jenna Bush today called for a "regime change" at the T.G.I. Friday's in Austin, Texas, citing the current regime's insistence on what they termed "an inhumanely early closing time."

"We have warned T.G.I. Friday's not to close at 2 A.M. again and again and again," Jenna Bush told an anti-Friday's rally in Austin, where the twins are attempting to rally other twins, drunks, and twin drunks.

Barbara Bush added that the bartenders at Friday's had failed to comply with her demands to double the amount of Kahlua used in its White Russian recipe.

"Despite our many requests to let us go behind the bar and fix these drinks ourselves, we have been rebuffed," Barbara Bush said.

Even as they tried to build support for their cause, the hard-partying pair left little doubt that when it comes to regime change at Friday's, they are fully prepared to "go it alone."

"Rack up a line of tequila shooters, give us a couple of baseball bats, and we're going in," said Jenna Bush. "If I may quote the Fantastic Four's 'The Thing,' 'It's clobberin' time.'"

In other Bush family news, President George W. Bush, who served as a Yale football cheerleader during the Vietnam War, announced today that several other prominent retired Yale cheerleaders now support military action in Iraq.

The retired Yale cheerleaders, armed with blue-and-white Yale megaphones, appeared on Capitol Hill today and attempted to drown out a group of retired Army generals who had been urging caution.

Subject: RE: BS: What Would Jenna Drink?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 05:18 PM

Hee hee - the first thing I thought when I saw that the Bush girls (and I use that word advisedly) had turned 20 was Great, now we can charge them as adults!