punch the horse june thread

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:11 AM

He
could
always
write
like
this
and
we
could
still
read
it
but
it
would
take
up
a
lot
more
space

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:50 AM

yep 18 pages for 3 posts!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 12:09 PM

heloo,norreen,that,ant,eater,picture,looks,really,scary.
I,wouldent,go,to,any,place,whee,one,of,them,was,loose!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 04:29 AM

Morning all and Deanie if your out there get off here and get some work done!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:10 AM

Oh no....one of my colleagues has discovered the cat....!! Bog off, McGrath. Or we'll burst into spontaneous song..."Oh Mrs McGrath, the sergeant said, would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted...." I suppose the consolation is that Mr McGrath is, in fact, a closet Punch The Horse fan.

Hey, it's nearly the weekend!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:32 AM

Deanie I am some what disapointed that it took you over half an hour to reply to my first ever posting on your Punch thread and heres me thinking you sit there all day with nothing better to do other than sit and update this!!!! And please can i make the point that i am not a closet Punch The Horse fan i did indeed come out of the closet some time ago now and i am a loud and proud fan!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:36 AM

Some of us work for a living, Seany-Bear. Done 2 appointments this morning, I'll have you know!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:41 AM

oh you bitch! That hurts! And can i just say i am in way responsible for the next posting from the wakey branch of the Punch fan club!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:43 AM

Oh no.....the Wakefield PTH chapter...?? NOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:48 AM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Were Here!!!!

Be afraid be very afraid!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,PLAY MISTY FOR ME!!
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:52 AM

Dearest Peter
I am so pleased to have tracked you down again after all these years,
but very suprised to find you have sold your soul to the devil that is Irish music!. TRY AS YOU MIGHT TO SUCCEED IN THIS PAGAN GENRE, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER BE ABLE TO REACH THE DIZZY HEIGHTS OF PERFECTION THAT WAS YOUR RENDITION OF THE WORZELS "I,VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER" AT THE FANGFOSS FOLK FESTIVAL 1995!
WATCH YOUR BACK
MISTY

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:55 AM

Get yer bl**dy werk dun!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:57 AM

OMG....it wasn't me....honest...! Gary Stead, you're a dead man walking.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Bassic
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:01 AM

Always thought Deano had a funny accent for round here!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:03 AM

I've got a brand new...... oh my Gawd Pete and I thought you'd only just hit the bottom but way back in 1995! mmmmmm some serious and EXPENSIVE therapy needed here me thinks ;-)

Have the Wakefield PTH Chapter met Nikki yet? If not yews is in fer a treat!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:13 AM

John, I wouldn't subject the lovely one to the lecherous advances of the Sales team. It would end in physical violence! Sean McGrath is legendary in the field of being a little forward. And heaven knows what she would make of the Chesterfield Branch!!!! We would have to form a wall around her. You take the front, I'll cover her back.

And for the record, I have NEVER sung that song! Its the way non-folkies see us, and has been the butt of jokes aimed at my musical tastes at the office for years. Still, maybe I should learn it for the weekend?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:17 AM

Deanie we could always mention your oh so wonderful version of The Wheels on The Bus! but i think that is taking it a bit to far!!! Any way matey some of us are not only doing appointments but we are also selling the odd thing now and again so i best go and fill in me paper work! Have fun and remember you are not alone!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Bassic
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:21 AM

Fangfoss.................isnt that near the back gate to HMP Full Sutton? Could I suggest "Jaihouse Rock" as being more appropriate next time you play to a "captive" audience deano :-) Mind you, the boys on "B Wing" do have peculiar tastes so I`m told!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:23 AM

I was afraid of that...

And yes, I did sing the wheels on the bus...from the top of the open top tourist bus on the streets of Edinburgh! (before anybody asks)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:29 AM

Me being a little forward??????

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:32 AM

Lyrics for you to learn Mr Dean!!!


COMBINE HARVESTER (BRAND NEW KEY)
12/06/1976 - 2 weeks at #1 - 13 weeks on chart

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:34 AM

Remember the gentleman's code, Mr. McGrath. Incidentally, fancy coming over friday night? Can put u up...I'm camping on the Festival campsite, and we're playing with the lovely Nikki. Let me know if ya fancy?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:35 AM

I knew that was coming!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:38 AM

The gentlemans code??

Friday ummm let me see work behind a bar serving 350 ladies or sleeping in a field with the DeanMeister..... hard choice Mr Dean but fortunatly for you the ladies win! Another time soon thou and you can show me the sights of Bev!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:42 AM

Ah, but you will miss a heck of a night....u think there aren't any ladies descending on Beverley for the Folk Festival???? Oh well, all the more for me and Johnny-boy! WEHEY!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:56 AM

god, guys are all the saem. i thought middle-aged men where suppose to be sophistaicated!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:05 AM

Cheeky little toe-rag! Just cos you're sweet sixteen, you can't start insulting me yet.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:07 AM

haha, oh yeah, like ya can stop me!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:12 AM

middle-aged

(hee hee)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:17 AM

hahah, sorry, i don't mean to offend anybody but pete!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:25 AM

Pete middle aged your having a laugh........hes not middle aged hes just old!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:32 AM

I knew I could count on you for moral support, Mr. Bear.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:03 AM

Where does that leave me and Ossenflags, cos I fink he is older even than what I is, (but inside I'm only twenty three most of the time, although I can regress to Seven quite easily)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:19 AM

I am happy to be middle aged and have reached the level of sophistication that I have. I no longer have to spit my dummy out and can intimidate anyone with impunity as well as drinking Deanie under the table. I don't give a toss what anyone thinks and don't have to do anything I don't want to do (within certain societal limits of course).

Hey have you warned "Guest The Bear" about Nikki's body guard Deanie or about how deadly she is with the knee?

Also I've emailed you the requested photies Deanie

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:25 AM

John, the 'I don't give a toss' attitude is probably more common for my age group than yours...however, unfortunatly, doing wateva you want is not really an option open to me yet, i still live at home! you win there!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:36 AM

john i can't find the thread!!!! where is it?!?!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:38 AM

Happy Birthday Sweetfire, enjoy your day. I remember being sixteen (just!!) but I wasn't very sweet!
I have just woken up (been on nights) after having a nightmare about a banjo (need I say more)! Missed all you Sloopers last night, lots of babies screamed & puked all night. I think screaming, puking babies should be banned.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:42 AM

Thanx KJ. Well babysitting pretty much sealed the fact that i am NEVER gunna have kids!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:54 AM

Hey KJ you want a lift tonight? if so txt me
cheers
John

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:18 AM

Hey Sweetfire, never say never!! On a more positive note,having never gone near a baby in my youth when I finally realised I was pregnant I thoroughly enjoyed it & enjoyed them when they were babies. Just became harder when they started walking & talking & much, much harder when they hit teens!!!! Was it a full moon last night?
We'll txt ya SP, don't know how Col's feeling yet, still recovering from Banjo & may not feel up to another rendition!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:19 AM

ok, can anybody else find the thread titled 'BS Happy Birthday Sweetfire'???   Cos i bloody can't!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:23 AM

The kids are ok if they just sit there, don't touch me, don't talk to me in fact don't even look at me...that way i can just ignore that they are there and then it feels like i am getting paid for doing nothing. brilliant!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Bassic
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:31 AM

Sweetfire, I have just put a post on your birthday thread so it should be at the top of the BS list now, That starts about half way down if your thread list is set to the default setting which separates BS threads and puts them after other (non Bs) topics

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:33 AM

Sweetfire The thread you seek is in the non music section keep scrolling down you'll get to them.

Happy Birthday to you

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:36 AM

Not done any HTML at school yet, sweetfire? Useful stuff: (ahem...)

BS: Happy Birthday Sweetfire

BTW, what's yr favourite colour?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:43 AM

KJ and next week he will be mostly learning to play the five string digeriehandgranade yippeeee but sadly I won't be there to see it!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:46 AM

purple is my fav colour!
thanx everyone
right, i have just used your link above noreen and added something myself (that is allowed isn't?) and then went back to 'forum' home, and it still isn't there!!! What am i doing wrong? Is there anything i can do?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:51 AM

Heloo,hoew,doi,you,make,them,big,letters,like,that?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:53 AM

It won't be at the top of the page, sweetie :0) they're the music threads. You must scroll down the page, and there's a dividing line keeping this sort of drivel away from the pure music threads.

Your thread should be top of the list of drivel. (Wow!)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:07 AM

jOhn, do you see the 'big letters' moving across the screen? I used 'marquee' which works in Internet Explorer but anyone viewing in Netscape wouldn't get the effect. Just wondering how webTV deals with it?

To make letters big, put H1 in triangular brackets < > before what you want to say and /H1 in triangular brackets < > at the end to switch it off.

H1 is the biggest heading, H6 is small (think that's what I wrote 'hee hee' in the 7:12 am post)