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Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards)
| Mrrzy | 06 Sep 23 - 03:40 PM | |
| gillymor | 06 Sep 23 - 06:49 PM | |
| gillymor | 06 Sep 23 - 06:49 PM | |
| Mrrzy | 06 Sep 23 - 03:40 PM | |
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Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards)
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Subject: Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards) From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Sep 23 - 03:40 PM SHE'S A WHORE A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks I met her at the Cock & Bulls, a tavern by the docks Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted For when with her, we swived in ways I never knew existed! Chorus: She's a whore, yes a whore A lass of myth and lore A pontifex of oral sex She'll ride you till you're sore Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore She is dear to fleet and corps Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid By the whore that we adore Her bosoms were named Mary, for they were pure and white Her muff was named Elizabeth, 'cause it was nice and tight Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for they're like flowering buds But her ass was named the River Thames, 'cause it is full of mud! Chorus Well, soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend They courted but a week or two, but that came to an end She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad 'Twas after several months had passed I saw her with me dad! Chorus One day, while at the tavern here, I heard unhappy news This country lass had died of clap - oh, what a jewel to lose 'Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized For all those saints now pass her 'round that big bed in the sky! Chorus THAT WHORE! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards) From: gillymor Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:49 PM Has Mudcat joined the online porn industry. At least this isn't quite as raunchy as the RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy) thread. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards) From: gillymor Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:49 PM Has Mudcat joined the online porn industry. At least this isn't quite as raunchy as the RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy) thread. |
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Subject: Lyr Add: She's A Whore (Poxy Boggards) From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Sep 23 - 03:40 PM SHE'S A WHORE A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks I met her at the Cock & Bulls, a tavern by the docks Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted For when with her, we swived in ways I never knew existed! Chorus: She's a whore, yes a whore A lass of myth and lore A pontifex of oral sex She'll ride you till you're sore Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore She is dear to fleet and corps Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid By the whore that we adore Her bosoms were named Mary, for they were pure and white Her muff was named Elizabeth, 'cause it was nice and tight Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for they're like flowering buds But her ass was named the River Thames, 'cause it is full of mud! Chorus Well, soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend They courted but a week or two, but that came to an end She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad 'Twas after several months had passed I saw her with me dad! Chorus One day, while at the tavern here, I heard unhappy news This country lass had died of clap - oh, what a jewel to lose 'Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized For all those saints now pass her 'round that big bed in the sky! Chorus THAT WHORE! |
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