Lyr Req: Dear Penis (Rodney Carrington)

Subject: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song
From: GUEST,Bardan
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 08:00 PM

Heya! Yeah just wondering if anyone knows the lyrics and chords to this song my cousin learned in america.
All the verses ended in 'dear penis, I don't like you anymore'. Other lines I remember were, 'it used to be just you and me and a couple of dirty magazines' and something about staring at the floor.

Subject: Lyr Add: DEAR PENIS (Rodney Carrington)
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 12:09 AM

Dear Penis
by Rodney Carrington

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Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine.
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore

(He sings)

Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore.
'Cause when you get to drinkin',
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip
On our man-to-hand relationship
And come to terms with truly how we feel?

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis, I think I like you afterall.
Oh and Rodney, while you're shaving, shave my balls.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 12:11 AM

If you go to this site

www.turoks.net/Bordello/DearPenis.htm

(and if that doesn't work then google)

Dear Penis

You can hear Rodney Carrington sing it there. Funny song.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song
From: oldhippie
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 09:02 AM

songsforamerica.net has a mp3 of this song.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis (Rodney Carrington)
From: GUEST,Bardan
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 10:57 PM

Thanks lads.