BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...

Subject: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM

That's right, you heard what I said. Straight from the chimp's mouth.

I AIN'T QUITTIN'!!!!

And you can't make me. I am stayin' in for the long haul. You can yell, scream, swear, threaten, use emotional blackmail, cry, roll on the floor and pound your puny little human fists and chew on the carpet, and hold your breath till your face turns blue...but I AIN'T QUITTIN'. No Siree.

I am gonna continue poundin' the Chicago pavement as long as there is an unsolved crime and an unrighted wrong, as long as chimps, monkeys, and other primates are segregated, looked down upon, locked up in zoos, and subjected to medical experiments!

I ain't quittin' while there are bananas to peel, good-lookin' dames with loooong legs to date, and bottles of whisky to drink. I ain't quittin' till the fat lady loses 180 pounds and Jerry Lewis masters the art of good taste. I ain't quittin' till George Bush apologizes on his knees to the entire freakin' world and Joan Rivers joins the Hare Krishna. I ain't quittin' till Martin Short plays basketball for the Lakers. I ain't quittin' till Jamaica freezes over. I ain't quittin' till a chimp is elected president of the U S of A!!!!

You heard it here. I ain't quittin'.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Donald Trump
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:06 PM

Yeh fiad

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:16 PM

More of Little Hawks Mudcat masturbation. LH - Why not just entitle all of your threads "Look at me - Look at me" ??

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:21 PM

Chongo,

We certainly would not want Mudcat's Beast Poet to leave.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:23 PM

I am ape over Chongo.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: number 6
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM

The only Chongo I know is my dog's favourite stuffie ... a monkey called Chongo.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM

Hey GUEST, quit monkeying around with this thread. Here, have a banana.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:33 PM

"One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four,
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
La la la, la la la la,
La la la, la, la la la la..."

From the Banana Splits show... way too much babysitting....

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 12:25 AM

Me, I dig CHongo muchissimo, on account he is street smart and real-world weary, but still fulla piss and ready to come out swinging.

So you guys what don't appreciate the art of fine fiction can go blow yer dinner all over Wells Street from an overdose of lysergic acid, fer alla me.

I'll stick ta Four Roses and Chongo.

A

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Tang the Orangutan
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 01:00 AM

Chongo, you banana suckling git. You are just always looking for attention. You are always stealing my spotlight. You just make me jealous.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: PoppaGator
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 01:55 AM

Aren't all of us, with every post, more-or-less saying (among other things) "Look at me, look at me"?

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 04:58 AM

"I ain't quittin' till a chimp is elected president of the U S of A!!!!

Well, gee, Chongo, thing is, I don't quite know how to break this to ya....

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 05:09 AM

Beardedbrucie - they're available on video you know..... They were my Saturday morning entertainment whilst I 'did' the dusting and vaccuuming.... it's strange to see the 'Uh oh Jungo' boy without the hoover accompaniment!

Drooper was my favourite.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Kaleea
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 05:19 AM

Yes, we have no bananas . . .
      You folks may or may not remember when we had a monkey's uncle in the oval office. Bonzo's uncle, to be precise.

      ". . .all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
            every day you meet quite a few . . ."

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 06:57 AM

*Singing*

Bananas in Pajamas are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in Pajamas are coming down in pairs,

Bananas in Pajamas are chasing teddy bears,

'Cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares



Bananas in Pajamas

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 07:13 AM

Guest Crazy Eddie - you beat me to it!

I agree with you guys - Chaongo is an essential part of the Mudcat legend. No way he can quit, even if part of his 'hell freezes over' does come true. (He could substitute that one for 'the day that Shatner learns to act' - that would be a lot less likely).

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:04 AM

Hey! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! OOO! OOO! OOO!

Isn't the Internet great?

I used to watch the Banana Spits Show too, and Drooper was definitely my favorite. I loved the way he had to carry his lifeless tail around in one hand.

Remember Cannibal Island? Pretty bizarre.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,David Hannam
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:48 AM

Chongo, just erm...calm down. Life ain't THAT bad.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,G-Spot
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:53 AM

Little Hawk, the un-named guest with the "churlish" (MOAB inside joke)attitude sound very much like me in my churlishness, but it wasn't me.

BTW, Look at Little Hawk!! Look at Little Hawk!!

GS

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 09:20 AM

Hey, this thread made me laugh - better than THAT OTHER thread!

thanks, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM

Chong, baby! They made "Napoleon Dynamite" out here! Chong, baby, we could make a mint, a mint I tell ya! I kin see it now! "Chongo Nitro!" With a local bus in the show! Yeah, waddayasay, sweetheart? Wanna make a bundle and be a star?

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 09:43 AM

Yes! we have no bananas
We have no bananas today.
We have Long Island potatoes
And nice juicy tomatoes.
But YES! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:02 AM

Yeah, G-Spot. ;-)

A day with no banana is like a day without sunshine.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:13 AM

Fuck the bananas. I bought 'em for years and then stopped. Ya skin 'em and throw away the bone, what's left to eat? Waste of money.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:15 AM

Chongo, baybee:

I yam comin' to town on Monday. Let's get together after my meetin' an' smoke some of dem banana skins. Ya know? Been too long. I yam tinkin' we should get you warmed up to run for President in '06. One chimp might be better than another, if ya know woddimean.

A

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:45 AM

Look at GUEST Look at Guest.

Where

Right there

There is no there there.

Are you attacking GUEST?

Well he started it.

Get yourself to Gitmo and don't pass Go.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:54 AM

Well, the President has to be at least 30, and an American by birth. Chimps certainly have born in the US, and can easliy live to 30, so I don't see the problem.

Plus, then you would have a politician that you really could bribe for peanuts. It's got so expensive to get the standard ones to see my point of view recently

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 01:55 PM

Picture of Bush on his knees begging... in progress ...

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bushburstold.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM

Nice picture, Donuel! Now, where's that overripe durian I was saving for a special occasion....

Amos, mah man, you are ON. I'll be there in trenchcoat and fedora, with a smokin' gun, baby.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:19 PM

Could it be?????


Talk about your plastic surgery...........




Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 04:28 PM

Shut up and CLICK!!!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Leadfingers
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 05:10 PM

One Skin , Two Skin ,Three Skin , Banana Skin !

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 05:53 PM

I ain't quittin' but I won't be around for a while. Y'all take care.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM

Hurry back Brucie - you'll be missed.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: number 6
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 07:42 PM

You know .... I've been thinking about quitin' ... takin' an extended vacation (so to speak).... spendin' more time on my music .... it is a lot more theraputic .... maybe gettin out some of those old Beatles albums, dusting them off and listening to them ... gettin' back to Miles, Bert, Lenny and The Monk .... did ya know a day without listening to Thelonius Monk is like a day without sunshine ... getting that 'ol reel to reel going, make some recordings of us (mike,and Jonny) .. sounds good ... for real, I just might quit and do that.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: rumanci
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 07:48 PM

nah!   don't quit sIx -   do the dusting, enjoy, and share them with us
rum

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:48 PM

One Bannana, Two Bannana, Three Bannana, Four....

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:26 PM

Joe Offer, for cryin' out loud, get that hairy, flea bitten, sub- human out of here!

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 12:08 AM

Oh, man...I am glad I didn't say that.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Chong Chimp
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 05:17 PM

See? I told ya I wasn't quittin'. Y' hear that, frogprince? Have a Mint Julip on me, chump. I'm here ta stay.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 05:30 PM

Look at me! Look at me!
















No, not you! I was talking to that cute girl over there.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 05:42 PM

It didn't work. She ain't lookin'. You shoulda got a better haircut or worn a spiffy suit or somethin'.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 12:23 AM

No, it's because she's dead! How?

There's your next unsolved crime.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 06:47 AM

I occasionally look at the threads on Mudcat and think "I'll not bother for a while 'cos I'm not really interested in any of this stuff" Then one comes along and the old fingers start hammering the keys....I find smoking has me in a similar sort of way.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 01:08 AM

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 11:07 AM

Just saw a news report on a banana blight that is destroying crops worldwide. Now they'll be black and overripe when you buy them. Sorry Chongo.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 01:47 PM

Resulting in the price of a banana split shooting up faster than the price of gass overnight. But at least this one's justified.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 06:06 PM

Wow. Bad news, SINSULL! Chongo is very morose about it. He's out buying extra bananas and banana liquer even as I speak...

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 03:59 AM

I've heard Chongo is actually a Bonobo chimp, which makes me wonder what exactly it is that he's not quitting.

Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 10:52 AM

If you're referring to sex...he definitely likes it. (with either female chimps or...female humans, the forbidden fruit!!!) He fantasizes a lot about the latter. He fell hard for this dame named Laura, back in the 40's, and he never really got over it. She was a real looker.