BS: Hull Farting Club

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: el ted
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:22 AM

Rats!! I was too slow! I have only bagged a couple of 100th posts this week.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:37 AM

Careful of the blowbacks, Osson. I witnessed a horrible episode at Ripon Grammar School. Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 11:02 AM

Lighting farts is one way to get the hair off your bum !

I've farted, I've farted, I've made a trouser cough,
I've whistled in me Y-Fronts, I've just peeled one off,
I've blown my bowel bugle, I've ben eating peas.
I've broken wind, I've dropped my guts.
Someone open a window please.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 11:58 AM

Aware of that Deanie old bean , have done the risk assesment.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: Sweetfia
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 04:48 PM

Eww!! Farting is gross! You lot are sick!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 06:16 PM

...but it's better than pain and/or exploding! *grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: Gurney
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 07:36 AM

Silly place to hold it, anyway, a club. Should hold it in a public library, or a lift, as above.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Farting Club
From: Sonnet
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 02:10 PM

Have you considered booking The Windy Bottom Kazoo Ensemble?

JMcS