Subject: Lyric req.; The monkey wrapped his tail From: GUEST,Jim Hewitt Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:47 PM I have heard about lyrics sung to the tune of National Emblem march which begin "Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole". Does anyone know more about this? |
Subject: RE: Lyric req.; The monkey wrapped his tail From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Jul 02 - 12:54 AM Only "To see his asshole" Spaw |
Subject: RE: Lyric req.; The monkey wrapped his tail From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:36 AM Another music thread taken seriously. Sorry I don't know. But I've heard that being sung to one of those marches, by John Philip Sousa. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Forrest Sherman Date: 17 May 09 - 03:53 PM Oh the Monkey Wrapped his tail around his tail around the flag pole, To see the grass grow around his asshole. my father used to sing this, but he never continued any farther. He was a marine and I suspect that it was part of ribald parody. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 17 May 09 - 05:52 PM One more phrase I remember hearing, when I was about 10 years old, i.e. 60+ years ago: "to see his balls roll" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 17 May 09 - 07:40 PM This one does date to WW1. Vance Randolph, Ozark Folksongs and Folklore, vol. 2, "Blow the Candle Out," Vulgar Rhymes p.673. has two short rhymes sung to the march, or to a bugle call: Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole An' up his ass-hole, an' up his ass-hole! Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, And you can all just .... kiss my ass! Randolph heard it in 1926, but forgot two syllables marked by '....' I remember my father sang "Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, tore his ass-hole, ..." but I can't remember the rest. He picked it up at Ft. Riley, Kansas, about 1918 when he was in training there. There may never have been a complete song. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Joe_F Date: 17 May 09 - 08:46 PM In my family it was Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole To see his asshole Wave in the wind. To skip the preposterous (or is it postposterous?) anatomy implied by that version is surely to miss most of the fun. I wonder if Freud ever heard it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Joe, Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired) Date: 18 May 09 - 03:20 AM OK, guys, LISTEN UP!!! Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail Around the flag pooole. To let the Wind blooow. Right up his hooole!!! Then the people came to see The icy wind blooow. Right up his ass hooole Beside the pooole!!!! Then the monkey laughed Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-hoooooooooooooo!!! To let the people knooooow That it was time to gooooooooooooo!!! And so they all went home And came back the next day. To see it all again, Oh-ho-ho-hooooooo!!! So why do I sing it "...To let the wind blow, Right up his hole." and not "...To let the wind blow, Right up his ass hole. (or asshole)?" Simple. The single sylable of the word 'hole' fits the music better. Same for 'flag pole' versus 'flagpole'. In both cases (along with the word 'blow') the 'o' sound is extended and I show this by writing it as pooole/hooole/blooow. Go download the song and listen to it all the way through. Then play it again, singing the above lyrics to the second section and repeting them when it is played the second time. OK, the first part of that about the monkey wrapping his tail around the flag pole has been around for quite a while. I've heard from around the end of WW1 but I havent been able to figure out exactly when or who it was that came up with it. As mentioned above, there were any number of variations, such as "...To watch his ass hole, go up and down". The problem is that this clever bit of verse never went anywhere. I decided to rectify that with the above lyric, which uses the entire first repetition of the first half of the second section of the work. I'm working on the same thing for the entire third section. To clear up a major misconception, the National Emblem March was not at all written by John Phillip Sousa. It is the work of Edwin Eugene Bagley, who would otherwise be forgotten today. The march was written around 1902 but Bagley wasn't happy with it and put it aside. He finally published it around 1907. As he was still alive during WW1, I'm sure he was aware of the words that some GI came up with that would ensure that his melody would live forever. By the way, I stil remember the first time that I heard this. It was in Germany in the mid-70's. I was at my desk one day when out of nowhere a certain Sergeant First Class Issacson unexpectedly came out with this. I laughed so hard that I nearly fell out of my chair! Oddly enough, you if asked almost anyone in the military today if they had ever heard of this, the would say no because it's not part of today's military culture anymore. Singing it to them will normally produce gales of laughter because they've never heard it before and because it's so out of place in today's politically correct armed forces. Same goes for the card game of pinochle. It used to be that you could never expect to become a sergeant if you couldn't play double-deck pinochle. Again, no one in today's military has ever heard of it. Too bad. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail arou From: Charley Noble Date: 18 May 09 - 08:55 AM Thanks, Joe! Eventually on Mudcat all questions are answered in depth. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Douba Date: 03 Jul 09 - 03:00 AM The version my aunt taught me (she was employed at the Stars and Stripes in Germany) goes: The monkey wraps his tail around the flagpole to show the people his dirty asshole. It has the melody of J. P. Sousa's "National Emblem March". Hope I could help! Douba |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: PHJim Date: 03 Jul 09 - 10:39 AM I seem to recall a Law & Order episode where a character named Lemonhead sang this song. He never made it past the first line. Did anyone else see this? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: dick greenhaus Date: 03 Jul 09 - 12:35 PM Not Sousa. It was written by E. E. Bagley |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Lighter Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:42 PM I knew a guy in college who'd learned the first two lines from his father who had learned them in WWII in the Pacific. The third line was "Every day!" And that was that! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 07 Jul 09 - 07:23 AM If, in spite of what I wrote above, anyone who still believes that John Phillip Sousa (Douba, ...) wrote the National Emblem March needs to read this... http://www.dws.org/sousa/monkey.htm Sanitized version for kids::: Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail, Around the flag pole. To let his eyes roll, In to the bowl. Then the people came to see, The monkey's eyes roll. In to the soup bowl, Beside the pole. The rest is the same as in my post above. French version... Oh, le singe enrouler le sa queue, Autour le mat du drapeau. Pour laisse le vent souffler, Dans le trou de son cul! C'est toujours tres amusante en francaise!!! BY THE WAY, Ladies and Gentlement... The BENNINGTON Flag was the one flying on the pole on that historic day when the monkey wrapped his tail around it! http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us-ben.html OK, that's today's history lesson for you. See you again... Joe, Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:33 AM My father sang: Oh, the monkey wrapped his tale Around the flagpole So the folks below Could see his asshole . . . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Bryn Pugh Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:41 AM Is 'National Emblem' the same tune as 'Have you ever caught your bollocks in a rat-trap' ? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:11 AM In reply to the post by Bryn Pugh, the answer is Yes. It's also known as 'Have you ever caught your bollocks in a mangle?' As with the original, I've never found a version of this that continued past the opening phrase. See You Soon, Big Raccoon!!! (SYSBR!!! if you prefer) Joe, Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Ken, ex Navy Date: 22 Feb 10 - 03:44 AM Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole to show his asshole--to the crowd. Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole to show his asshole, 'cause he was proud. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 14 May 10 - 04:18 AM then the monkey rapped his tail around the flagpole to show his asshole to the stands, and repeat |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 13 Jun 10 - 11:37 AM in a Marine Corps PX we used to sing when things would get really tense, and we wanted to let the other employees know that we were getting crazed.. oh, the monkey stuck his finger up his ***hole, to the elbow........... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 17 Jun 10 - 10:58 PM Oh, The monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, just to see what he could see......................................... at the end of the song says "Well you may think that this is the end. Well it is!" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Tannywheeler Date: 18 Jun 10 - 09:00 AM That's also the last line of "Be Kind To Your Web-footed Friends" which is usually sung to part of Sousa's "Stars & Stripes Forever". |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 12 Feb 11 - 09:42 AM ho the monkey fell off the flagpole |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 03 Apr 11 - 04:06 PM My father used to sing: Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole...yes, he did; yes, he did, So the whoooooole wide world could see his asshole...yes, he did; yes, he did! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Anne, San Antonio Date: 16 May 11 - 08:19 PM In the late thirties and early forties, my Dad was on staff at a military school. He would sing the first line, start laughing, and refuse to sing the rest. Many of the students would do the same, at Parade and Pass in Review. Then after WWII, after my uncles came home from overseas, the singing would start up again...always only the first line, accompanied by much laughter. I have spent my entire life (from time to time) wondering how the song continued. Thanks, everybody |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Carlene Jones Date: 17 May 11 - 05:09 PM My mother was born in 1914. She taught me two lines of this song when I was a child: "Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, to watch the grass grow, beneath his asshole." I never knew the song had more lines. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Peter the Squeezer Date: 19 May 11 - 02:05 PM From my days on school bus trips - "Did you ever get your k*ack*ers in a rat trap." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Joe, Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired) Date: 31 May 11 - 07:18 AM . Oh, the monkey shoved the flag pole up his ass hole... . . I'll let the rest of you figure out how to conclude that one. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,LeeAnn Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:10 PM John Wayne starts to sing part of it in Donovans Reef, he gets interupted. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:40 PM My eighty nine yr. old mother sings...Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the....flaaag pole. And all the soldiers came to see his...ass...hole. and that's all she can remember. My dad was a 5th Marine division machine gun squad leader on Iwo Jima during WWII ..I suspect that is where she heard it. Wish someone knew all the lyrics. Maybe someone at the VA home will know it. Lost my dad 2 years ago, he would probably have known it but wouldn't sing it in front of his daughter! lol! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 27 Nov 11 - 05:56 PM A second verse I've heard is: "Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the bass drum, we saw his rectum, we saw his scrotum........ hope this helps!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 17 Dec 11 - 11:35 PM My school bus driver from the early 80's always sang this but he would say "Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole and called it brave-o" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 26 Dec 11 - 11:20 AM My wife said ever since she was a little girl, there was a family friend who would sing "Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag poooooole..." and it wasn't until she was in her twenties that he sang the second and third lines... "to see his ass hoooooole, and it was biiiiig." She figures he heard it from his dad. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Guest Date: 08 Jan 12 - 09:30 PM My Mother and my Aunt used to sing this also, and if they were alive today they would be in their late 80's. They always sang...... Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole And showed his asshole to the crowd... Like most others, that is as far as they usually sang. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Guest Date: 20 Jan 12 - 06:59 PM There was an instrumental "pop" version of this in the late 50s. Anybody know the artist or if it's available? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Mr. Machinist Date: 06 Mar 12 - 10:22 PM My father would always sing, "the monkey chased his tail around the flagpole to see his asshole" he just passed away last august and I thought o would never know the rest untill now. Thanks Joe. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 08 May 12 - 02:50 PM Sutmbled onto this thread and have been having some fond memories. I was a trombonist in the 9th Infantry Division Band in the 70's. I always heard it sang to the tune of the National Emblem (as many have said here) like this: And the Monkey Wrapped His Tail Around the Flagpole To See his Asshole It was Red After the Monkey Wrapped His Tail Around the Flagpole And Showed His Asshole Then the Band Began to Play It became quite a joke over time - when someone of authority would come into a room, one of the band members would play the first bar or two of National Emblem and everyone would laugh... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Songbob Date: 08 May 12 - 03:38 PM Well, I'm not sure it's the same tune I have in mind, 'cause mine has another set of words: Oh, the monkeys have on tails in Zamboanga, Zamboanga, by the sea. 'Cause the monkeys are all males in Zamboanga, Zamboanga, by the sea The tune is not at all like "Stars & Stripes" ("Web-Footed Friends"), but I don't think the "Wrapped his tail" tune is, either. Without the tune in my head, some of the responses don't match what I think the tune should be. And like that. Bob |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 10 May 12 - 01:03 PM o the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole to show the people his dirty asshole thats my dad version of it |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Flash Company Date: 11 May 12 - 10:59 AM Memory from childhood (Tune of 'The Keel Row') Oh the monkey cocked his tail up, His tail up, his tail up, The monkey cocked his tail up And showed his little hole. Which hole, what hole his dirty little ass-hole The monkey cocked his tail up and showed his little hole! FC |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 04 Jul 12 - 09:29 PM ...to show his ass-hole, to all the pea-pol |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Bill D Date: 04 Jul 12 - 09:51 PM scholars seem to differ.............. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Lighter Date: 05 Jul 12 - 08:33 AM Why should there be two songs about monkeys doing this? There's only one song about Sir Patrick Spens. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: Joe_F Date: 05 Jul 12 - 02:56 PM Here's a guess: Very large numbers of people first heard this song in circumstances such that the singer did not dare go beyond the first line. Thus, each of them was forced to continue it according to his wits. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Old man Date: 05 Jul 12 - 08:14 PM My father who was in WWII used to sing the first line and sort of threaten to go on, and my mother would shush him. It was played in local parade 4th of July, so I Googled it, and now I know there were lots of second lines, but most scatological! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,pjintexas Date: 30 Nov 13 - 10:00 AM I was living in Glossop in England in the mid 1970s. My classmates all began singing a version of this, and I had the impression that they heard it on a TV show. In any event it went like this: Have you ever caught your thingy in a mangle What a tangle In a mangle Then some stupid bastard goes and turns the handle Of the mangle Ooh the pain... That's all I remember. Been singing this in my head for the last 40 years! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: dick greenhaus Date: 30 Nov 13 - 02:19 PM Just to point out that this is the trio tune of Bagley's "National Emblem" march. THe first part of the msrch is a rather neat arrangement of the Star Spangled Banner. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,HCG Date: 14 Jan 14 - 02:24 PM We used to sing this under our breath during 'pass in review'. USNA 1984 to 1988. I'll have to ask my 95 year old grandfather if he sang it when he was in the Navy back during World War II. Why'd the monkey wrap his tail around the flagpole... ripped his asshole... Then we hummed. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 05 Nov 14 - 10:44 PM Ohhhh the monkey...monkey ...monkey climbed up the flag pole to scratch his asshole. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,HhD Date: 31 Mar 16 - 08:33 AM I remember and the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole every body paid a dime to see his ass hole so did I |
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