BS: T.T.F.N

Subject: Checking into the NYCFTS
From: TerriM
Date: 19 May 00 - 10:28 AM

our computer appears to have developed a nasty dose of the collywobbles( probably as a direct result of the pure rubbish I've been posting) so we are going to give it a going over with the wire brush and an electronic enema.I will inevitably have to check in the Neil Young Centre while this is going on as being off line makes me twitchy.Please can someone get a bed ready and I will be back amongst you all in a few days,I hope.Missing you already :)

Terri aka Morticia.

Subject: RE: BS: T.T.F.N
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 19 May 00 - 10:35 AM

(grumbling) Weekend coming up, bedpans to empty, bills in Arabic to prepare and now gotta get a bed ready for emergency admissions. OK, OK I'm working as fast as I can (lying through his teeth). I could make you a pallet on the floor (cue for song ) or there's a spare drawer in the mortuary, if you'd like that.
Now get into your bedgown and white socks and Dr'Spaw will be round later....
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: T.T.F.N
From: Bert
Date: 19 May 00 - 11:12 AM

We'll miss you Morticia, but don't worry, Skiff will take on your duty of issuing the 'Snog of the Day'.

Subject: RE: BS: T.T.F.N
From: GUEST,Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 May 00 - 11:28 AM

Should I keep my teeth in? Big Mick gave me a hickey last time...
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: T.T.F.N
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 May 00 - 11:40 AM

Prepare one of the better rooms Skiff.........Yeah, I know you're busy, but this is a classic case..........Did the shipment of Tiples arrive? Let's give Morty here a new one, what say? .....This is too early to tell so I'm hoping for a good prognosis...........Say what? .........Yeah, the #2 nozzle with the 2 quart bag should be OK......put a little wine in the mix.................I'll be checking back in later.

Doc Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: T.T.F.N
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 19 May 00 - 01:41 PM

Glad you went with Morticia!