BS: Okay, you can have the last word.

Subject: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 01:53 PM

I know you want it. I know you won't stop posting until you get it, and then you'll feel you have won and I (or somebody else) has lost. This will make your day.

Fine. I'm a generous person. You can have it.

Go right ahead. Post. Do it now.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 02:05 PM

Goodbye

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: pdq
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 02:06 PM

Zyzzyx

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 02:24 PM

Thankyou.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:13 PM

Burp.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:16 PM

Amen                (sorry)

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:20 PM

Plagiarism !

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:26 PM

Last word, my ass; you think I want the last word before I have a chance to bicker and bitch and moan and pontificate for at least a couple of hundred posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:37 PM

Plagiarism, Sir! A revelation to moi!

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:51 PM

The last word could easily, and rightly, be a recent one, made by an unnamed mudcatter (unnamed by me, 'cause, you know who you are:).

It is

""absofuckinglutely""

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:51 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 03:58 PM

"What the fuck was tha...................."

Mayor of Hiroshima.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 04:00 PM

Once more...

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 04:58 PM

You only wrote that because you thought it was the Real Last Word, Hawkster.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: artbrooks
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:14 PM

According to my dictionary: zymosan.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:48 PM

botulism = sausage = weiners = weiner dogs

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Little Robyn
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:52 PM

Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:31 PM

What's yer point LH?

>;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:41 PM

Don't tempt me, gnu! Remember, I'm trying to be generous and selfless here and give YOU people the last word. That means you must disregard this post of mine in the context of this thread. It doesn't count. It is definitely NOT the last word here and should not be taken as such. ;-D Someone else is going to get the joy of having the last word here. Certainly not mois. Perish the thought.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:51 PM

Swordfish

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Fossil
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:56 PM

No, thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:20 PM

When it doubt, throw it out ...
an apple a day ... is better than a coyote in the hen house

Four score and seven years ago .. you would still be younger than kendall


A penny for your thoughts ... two bucks for a cup of coffee at the airport

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:51 PM

Mois? You consider yourself a MONTH? Arrogance, sirrah. You are a nanosecond!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 08:04 PM

Hey, this is the Mudpit, LH... There is no such thing as the last word unless you D.I.E.... The your last post will have been your last word but...

...the way this works is that if ya' can't get the last word on one thread you just crank up another one... Guess that means that the last word ain't really the last word with the D.I.E. exception...

If ya wanta get to Heaven
Ya' gotta D.I.E.
Gotta put on your coat
And D.I.E

Want to get the rabbit
out the L.O.G.
Gotta make a commotion
like a D.O.G.

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 08:07 PM

Geez, whatta buncha useless flipheads and boltholes have flippin' gathred HERE! Flip me! Waht a flippin' trajic waste of space youse people all are. The LAST WORD is MINE, ya hear? MINE! No word of a flippin' lie. You can take that to the bank, eh?

And the last word is......................

Loosers!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 08:13 PM

Loser loser, got took from my hoosier .. that shaw got crowned now he going down, just another loser like me ... da da da da ... van ronk

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:06 PM

LH... doesn't count?! How so?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:08 PM

I have it on good authority that the last word will be "rutabaga".

If that's true, it means I won't be the one having the last word, since I refuse to even utter the word "rutabaga".

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Janie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:37 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Janie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:39 PM

Oops. I'll try that again.

So far, I am in the lead

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Janie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:45 PM

Here's a deep question raised by bwl's post. In this post-modern age, is typing a word equivalent to "uttering?"

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 11:17 PM

Janie... No. Definitely not. Anyone who uses the word "rutabaga" is a scum sucking dirtbag. It's "turnip". It is only barely acceptable in quotation marks. Even then, it makes me cringe when The Real Atlantic Stupid Store advertises turnips under the very name that I loathe. They are TURNIPS!

Imagine such a crime... "I didn't fall off the rutabaga truck yesterday."

I rest my veggies.

BTW... I let them sit in the fridge until they turn a bit spongey on the skin... some shockin good taste in a fry up. Fer a stew, best to have them not spongey and set the stew over night. That's me eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: olddude
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:20 AM

do u mix it with jell-o gnu?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:12 AM

...is typing a word equivalent to "uttering?"

Most decidedly. In legal parlance, forging a check is called "uttering a false instrument". The legal definition of "utter" is sufficiently broad to cover any form of communication, oral, written, electronic, or even ones which may not yet have been invented.

So, when I typed "rutabaga" and sent it electronically to Mudcat's server I did, in fact, utter the word, which is something I absolutely refuse to do.

If that makes sense to you, I have this Möbius strip that needs to be turned inside out. Wanna lend a hand?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 10:15 AM

omfgwtfitfs

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:51 AM

Nine Billion Names of God

(It's a short read)

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:47 PM

Little Hawk, you have raised an interesting question. What is the last word in my unabridged dictionary?

The last word is 'Zyzzogeton,' a genus of South American leafhoppers.

Naturally I thought some entomologist had named this genus for his Transylvanian thesis advisor, Prof. Zyzzog. But no, they think it came from the Spanish word for zigzag, which is 'ziszas.'

So now I have learned something new. Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 01:19 PM

ED!!! Wash yer mouth out with soap!

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: pdq
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:42 PM

If you do a Google images search there are some pictures of Zyzzogeton quadrimaculata.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:38 PM

thanks for the tip, pdq

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: BTNG
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:45 PM

"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite" (see I told you I was ill)

thanks to that late mad genius, Spike Milligan

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:12 PM

""ED!!! Wash yer mouth out with soap!""

I did, and that's what came out, with a lot of white foamy stuff. I am as surprised as you, gnu.

Must be some type of poltergeist thing? Hope it passes, or was a one shot deal.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:50 PM

"If that makes sense to you, I have this Möbius strip that needs to be turned inside out. Wanna lend a hand?"

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:17 PM

That don't make no sense.

Ahhhh... I understand.

I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:21 PM

I was gonna offer this one.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: ranger1
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:29 PM

What if I don't want it? The last word, that is.

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:29 PM

Question-How many fingers do I have up?

Answer-Five

Question- Does it hurt?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:33 PM

I cut you like the sucka you is!

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:48 PM

Do you really think you should wear leggings under your kilt, Scoty?

Subject: RE: BS: Okay, you can have the last word.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 12:42 PM

Kree-Gah!!! (always a good last word)

- Chongo